Subject: [RANMA][DARK][LEMON][PARODY] 4 Stories of porn 2!
From: Scott Baker
Date: 8/4/1997, 11:55 PM
To: fanfic@fanfic.com

Ranma 1/2: 4 Stories of porn! Part 2
"Akari's Little Secret."

By Scott "no-one want's to reply to my stories cuz they suck" Baker


[[[WARNING]]] [DARK] [LEMON] [SICK]
This story can cause a brief, but severe case of gastrointestinal difficulties! Oh..and it's really violent..and has real bad words...and If you go through door #1 I might even throw in some sodomy!


--What's gone before?--

Who cares...Akane fed the rest of the family to Ranma...and Satan and his minions are changing the personalities of some of the characters. Hey! It happens more than you think!



Ryoga pitched his tent. The he decided it was a good time to take his tent down.
"Ahh. Akari. I will be home soon." he said, with small tears of happiness rolling down his cheek. He got his stuff all together and walked down a wooded path. He was anxious to see her, it had been 3 months since his last visit. He smiled as visions of her crept in his mind. She was such a nice person, and she genuinely loved him...something no-one else had done for him.

Ryoga's eyes went wide. He had made it home! He couldn't believe it! He had never wished for something...and have it come true! Well..except the pig curse, but that was besides the fact. Ryoga stepped up to the porch, and quietly opened the door, incase she was asleep. "Akari?" He said quietly. Nothing...no response at all. He heard some commotion in one of the rooms. "Akari?" He thought. He wandered his way to the room's door. He gently knocked on the door. No response. "hmm." he said. He heard the same quiet sounds from the room. He decided to open it.

There she was. Her beloved. He smiled slightly in seeing her. But, then he noticed something. His eyes went wide. "Akari! What are you doing with your pigs!" He exclaimed loudly. "Ryoga! Your home!" She exclaimed...feeling good. "Why I'm having oral sex with them." she told him. "WHY?!" He yelled. "I was lonely..." she said quietly with a puppy dog look. "Please don't be mad... " she said sweetly. Ryoga just stood there. It kind of interested him, in a weird way. "Akari.. I knew you liked pigs..but...", She turned away sadly. "..I didn't think you'd do something like this." He said with a beyond belief look. She sniffled. "Ryoga.. I thought you knew." She said with her head buried in her arms.

"What? What do you mean 'I thought you knew'?" He asked raising his voice. "I've always loved my pigs...and I have to show them appreciation!" She said while crying. Ryoga's eyes kinda of crossed when she said that...his stomach was kind of nauseated. "Akari...so you've been porking the pigs...while I've been gone!" He yelled. He started to laugh hysterically. Akari tried to stare in his eyes. "I think of you everytime!" She said with sincerity. "Ahhh..." he said he took a few steps back. "Now I feel better!" he yelled sarcastically.

The two pigs that had been..er... there.. were now angrily staring at Ryoga.
"Oink..oink.." both of them muttered. Ryoga knew what that meant. He had been a pig for a long time...and had picked up the lingo. "No! I will not join you!" He yelled.
Akari's crying became louder. "Shut up!" He yelled. He didn't want to hurt her feelings, but something wouldn't let this pass. "Please Ryoga! I love you!" She yelled at him. "Please turn into a pig for me...I'll give you everything!" She exclaimed with tear-choked words.



Something in his heart broke. "You are lonely Ryoga!" His conscious told him. "Maybe I can close my eyes." he told himself. "Please Ryoga! Please Ryoga!" His conscious said over and over.

"Please Ryoga...I've been so lonely without you."
Ryoga looked up...from his reasoning. "Oh, alright." He said, gulping. Akari made a silly, happy grin. "Ok...this pig is Porky North." she explained. Ryoga gulped again.

Two Days later.................................


The doorbell at the Tendo house rang rather loudly. "Hmm..who could that be?" Ranma asked, he continued to stuff his face with this unusual appetizer. The doorbell rang three more times..before Ranma answered it.

"Ryoga? What are you doing here?" Ranma asked with a sarcastic tone. Ryoga just looked at him funny, his face and eyes would twitch every few seconds. His face was pale, very pale.. "What happened to you? Did you get gang-raped by pigs?" He asked while laughing. Ryoga's face didn't change one bit. "What's in the bag?" Ranma asked as he noticed a _LARGE_ garbage bag on his back. "Nothin." Ryoga said in a blunt tone. Ryoga walked by Ranma, and into the house. "Hey now...no-one invited you in!" Ranma yelled.

"Oh..it's ok Ranma! I invited him and Akari for dinner!" Akane yelled from her kitchen duties. "Oh," Ranma asked confused. "then where is Akari?" Ranma asked Ryoga. Ryoga just chuckled, and walked by him, the strange garbage bag in tow..
Ryoga walked by the table and into the Kitchen. Ranma shook his head. "What is it with everyone? It's as if Satan and his minions have taken control of my friends." he though..but then quickly demised that theory for constipation.

Akane laughed loudly when she opened the mysterious bag, as did Ryoga. "Mmm-Good!" Akane yelled. The two laughed hysterically.

Akane and Ryoga walked out of the kitchen with silly grins on there face. "That sure does smell good!" Ranma exclaimed while waiting anxiously at the table.
Ryoga sat down next to Ranma. Akane started to serve everyone. "So what are we having Akane?" Akane looked up at her precious Ranma. "Akari in a blanket." She said quietly. "What?" Ranma asked. "Oh...excuse me. Pig in a blanket." She said, with a large silly grin. "Pig in a blanket?" He asked smirking at Ryoga. Ryoga just licked his lips...and dug in.


-End of 2-

You must be so proud of this story.... I'm so happy....








Scott Baker
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