In a message dated 97-08-03 15:52:46 EDT, The Pumpkin King  write:

<< Hi! 
 I don't havbe time to do this one, but I had a thought for a cute Ranma
 fic if anyone wants to run with it...Ryoga, during hits his head on a
 rock, and gets splashed with cold water, and winds up thinking he is
 really a pig, Ranma finds this out, and spends the day trying to get
 P-chan away from Akane long enough to bonk Ryoga on the head, but keeps
 getting caught by Akane, and thusly punished.
 
 What do ya think?
 
 The Pumpkin King
  >>
  Sorry about the Spam, but hell, since other people can do, why not jump in?
Okay... here's what I see...

  "Ranma, now you die!" Ryoga dashes madly at Ranma (boy-type)
  "HEY STUPID! What did I do now?" Ranma said angrily. He performs a simple
sweep, followed with a spinning back kick. As the first kick sweeped out
Ryoga's feet second kick came and sent Ryoga flying head first into the pond.
Ryoga's rock hard head meets the rock hard rim of the pond. Ryoga, proped on
his head, begins to tilt into the water. 
  *SPLASH*
  A small black pig, wearing the trademark bandanna that was also worn by the
eternal lost boy floated to the surface. 
  "Oh geez..." Ranma said running into the water, transforming into a girl,
and picked up the nearly drowned piged.
  "We don't need a spring of drowned pig in the Tendo's backyard," Ranma-chan
said picking up P-chan. 
  "RANMA!!!" a very made female voice bellowed from behind him. 
  "Akane... I can explain..." Ranma said. "P-Chan fell into the spring, and I
was trying to take him out... and..." Ranma-chan never got teh chance to
finish his/her statment. Akane summoned forth the mallet of death and it
found it's way to Ranma's head.
  "Poor baby..." Akane said, taking her pet pig with her inside the house. 
  --After much comical antics and bare nudity of Ranma-chan and Akane--
  "Okay Mr. P... snap out of it... I'm not going to let you get with Akane
like that!" Ranma said holding the pig....
  Ranma pours hot water on P-chan. Ryoga stands there naked. 
  "Oink..." is the only sound that comes out of Ryoga's mouth.
  "Oink?" Ranma repeats "Uh oh...."

  Note from Fable: 
  Okay... the only thing that would be hard about this fic is trying to write
something from a pig's point of view. I don't know... maybe someone else can
do a better job. *looks over his shoulder* 
Voice from behind: (very angry) "Fable... get back to work! Finish Blaster
Master Level 1 and start on level 2!!!" (The sounds of a whip is heard in the
back ground. 
Fable: Uh oh....