Just an odd thought I had today.


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Ranma wa Hentai
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	In a small dojo in Nerima, a man sat looking at a postcard, tears
rolling down his face. 

	Coming to Nerima.  Bringing Ranma.

				--Genma

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	Nearby, a short red haired girl walked next to a panda.  She
appeared to be deep in thought.  "Fiancee?  Is she cute?"

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	"Nabiki, leave her alone!  I'm Akane.  You want to be friends?"

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	A dark haired young boy sat in the bath, thinking to himself. 
'Might as well go out as I am.' He stood, halfway out of the bath as the
door slid open.  'Wow.  She *is* cute.'

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	"Your problem isn't so terrible after all!  This is my eldest
daughter, Kasumi.  She's 19.  This is my middle daughter, Nabiki.  She's
17.  This is my youngest daughter, Akane.  She's 16.  Pick whichever you
like." 
	"Oh, he wants Akane."
	"What!?"
	"Akane, you hate boys, right?"
	"Well, Ranma is half girl."
	"Me??  Marry that pervert?"
	"Pervert?!"
	"You looked at my body, pervert!"
	The two girls stared at each other.  The redhead turned away
first, looking guilty.  The dark haired girl's eyes went wide as she
realized her comment had hit home.  He *had* been looking.
	"They're a perfect couple already!"
	"He's a couple by himself!"
	The shorter girl turned, and walked from the room.
	"Ranma, where are you going?"
	She stopped, and turned her head back.  "Up to my room."  She took
a few more steps, and paused again.  "You know, Akane, it's a shame.  You
do have a nice body."  She only took one more step before the table
flattened her.
	"Now that he had coming."

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