*************************************************************************************  Hello, This is Scot, thank you for downloading our fanfic...we worked really hard on it and we hope you will have as much fun reading it as we did writing it.  All of our email addresses to e-mail coments and concerns or just for casual conversation.  For ease, email me, animeman1@juno.com if you want to make a coment as Travis is a looser because he doesn't have an email address, and Kathryn is on Compuserve, if that explains anything: #######.######@compuserve.com.  What is up with a numeric email adress, it's a pain if you ask me...not that I have anything against compuserve users, it's just I don't like their email system.  So, give us a yell if you feel so apt, and most of all, enjoy, and lighten up, life is all in the fun and games.

	Scot Weir: Animefan78@aol.com
	Kathryn Jones: 73133.1163@compuserve.com
	Travis Hodgdon:  ThorstenDunnthorn@Juno.com

DOMO ARIGATO GOZAI MASU
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	DISCLAIMER FOLLOWS:


	Okay, it's disclaimer time.  We are aware that we have not created any new characters as well as we are aware that we do not have permission to publish with these copyrighted characters.  Therefore, in accordance with the copyright laws, we will make no attempt to publish this work formally, claiming the characters to be of our design.
	Just a note about the authors now:  Kathryn, Travis and I are just a couple of people who really like Anime, have too much creativity and WAY to much time on our hands.  I just want to thank, on behalf of the whole group, you, the reader, who without, this wouldn't be read by anybody other than ourselves.  Not that that really matters, as we go hysterical when we read it.  But thanks anyway.  Enjoy!  
						-Scot Weir, your Friendly Neighborhood Mokona

			                                      OZ!

	"Anty Puu, Anty Puu.  Where are you Anty Puu."
	"Over here Chibi, I'm just shinin' my key o' time."
	"Can I help?"
	"No Hun, why don't you go get some corn to eat with the dumplings."
	"all right.  Oh, and Anty Puu?  Why are we in Black and White?"
	"Low budget dear, now go pick some corn."
	Chibi looked out across the black and white corn field.  She  thought it a truly unique experience.  
I mean, how many Anime characters do you know that have been animated in Black and White.  She 
thought, I wonder if other animes pick corn?  Or am I the only one?  Is this a bad dream?  Then she 
realized she was in a FanFic and that she was wasting the authors' time so she quickly stopped thinking 
and followed the script.
	She was picking corn when she noticed a noise in the background.  It sounded like the music that 
you hear in Anime anytime something bad is going to happen.  Some hideous guitar chords sounded and 
she knew she was in trouble.
	Then she saw it.  There, in the distance, was a huge spinning, pile of, .......rats.
	"Kitty Chaos!", she screamed as she ran toward the house.  Just as the door closed she felt like 
she was going on a bad ride, and noticed, by looking out the window, that the ground wasn't where it used to be.  She held her breath as she and Toto, the Luna ball spun upwards in the never ending cyclone.
	She looked out the window and noticed a man (woman?) fly by the window-Zoisite, to be exact. S/he was saying, "I'll get you, my pretty pink rabbit and your little Luna Ball, too!"  Chibi-Usa screamed a really high pitched scream (like in the US version). A huge beam of light emanated forth from her forehead and blasted Zoisite across the...air? The house continued to spin around until she eventually landed in the wonderful, color world of Oz. 
	"What a wonderful, colorful world this is!" exclaimed Chibi.  She turned about and noticed that a bunch of small thumbprint rabbits had congregated about her. 
	"Fu FU fu FUUUU!" they exclaimed, their jewels scintillating in their foreheads.  Chibi looked confused. She tilted her head to the side. A small trail of drool began forming at the corner of her mouth, and a smell of burning hair filled the air. (Thinking too hard.) 
	"Ummm...excuse me Mr. Authorpeople.."
	"NANI??!" asked Kathryn. 
	".....Mr. and Ms. Authorpeople...could I please get some subtitles?"
	"Sure," stated Scot in an evil manner. Suddenly, KONICHI-WA appeared in Kana (because we can't yet read Kanji) at the bottom of the screen. 
	"I can't read that!!" she exclaimed.
	"Sorry," said Travis, also evily. GUTEN TAG/BUENOS DIAS/HUJAMBO/SALVE/BONJOUR/ DIA'S MUIRE DHUIT/NI HAO MA?/EREV TOV/PUTANG INA KA/ELLOHAY/YO/STRASVUSJE/ BON GIORNO/TAAG/KYVAI PAA/HJALTA/GJODT DAEG/WINGAPO
	"ALL RIGHT, ALREADY!!! How about some E N G L I S H subtitles?"
	"X equals negative B plus or minus the square root of B squared minus four AC divided by two-A" (To the tune of Row, Row, Row Your Boat) 
	Smart ass rabbits, she thought. Oh wait..."NO! I mean subtitles that translate what they're saying...wait...what does translate mean?"
	The authors sulked. <insert three sweatdrops> "AAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWAWAWAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Kathryn said, "Why don't we give her a break? I think she's had enough..." The authors sulked. 
	"Okay. Fine. Take ALL the fun out of it." 
	HELLO appeared in big, bright yellow letters at the bottom of the page. (Use your imagination.) Suddenly, little sunflowers and usagirabbits appeared around the word. 
	"Did someone let C-Ko in here?", asked Travis. 
	Meanwhile, back in the FanFic, Chibi-Usa was still trying to sound out HELLO.  "Hell...hell..Oh, hell...oh...helloh..HELLO!!" Suddenly Dick, er DiC, came in with an enraged look on its face. 
	"Children should not swear in cartoons!!!"
	"This is Anime, DUMBASS!!"
	DiC repeats itself, so Chibi Usa shoved it under the house with Zoisite.
	<Wait a minute...Zoisite?!> Chibi thought.
	Now she understood why the Mokona were so excited!
	"Fu FU fu FUU!!" <Ding dong, the bitch is dead!>
	Suddenly, B-ko ran across the page shouting, "ShineShineShineShineShineSHINE!!!" <she-nae> (We had to have some sort of cameo appearance from a Anime character sometime in the opening scenes.)
	"Ugh...yeah," Chibi said.
	"Fu fu fu fu fUU fufufufu FUUU FUUU fufufufu FU FU fufu fu fu fu fu FUUUUU fu fu fu fu fufufufufufufufufufufu FUUUUU fufu fuu FUU FUUU FUU FUUU FUUU <getting tedious yet?>FU FUUU FUUUUUU FUU FU FU fuu fuuuu fu fu fufufufufufufufufuFUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
<Which translates: Hey, you!>
	"fu" <which translates to: Stupid looking rabbit hared person from the sky out of one huge pink cloud.  You must quickly seek out the Sorceress of Oz and the Majestic Moose.  She is really big and in this really weird vase type thing and it's really big, I mean BIG!  FU.  (This part doesn't translate politely)  Watashi-wa anata-o fumasu!  (Which doesn't translate to Mokona or English)  So GOOOOOOO!  Damnit.  Look there is a dustusagi!  Go> <subtitle machine begins emitting sparks and starts to smoke...which is bad for its health, but never mind about that.>
	Chibi stares, quite confused at the crowd of thumbprint bunnies and lights up a cigarette.  The DiC censor would have come in here, however, it was under the house with Zoisite.
	Back under the house with Zoisite, wait, we'll leave that for some twisted, perverse writer of H Anime and other stories that we surely have not read.  But, back to the FanFic, what's left of it.
	So, the little thumbprint-bunnies went back to there little thumbprint-houses and made there little thumbprint-conversations that no one understands.  But, Chibi decided that she should finally go away and get back to the plot that was originally conceived.  So, here we go.
	Chibi went down the long and winding road of Anime.   She was singing some sick rendition of 'Rain or Shine, I'm happiest, when I'm with Tuxedo Mask.  He makes me sing he makes me laugh; I just love Tuxedo Mask.'  So, she trekked down the road when she came upon a walking pile of straw.  It was yelping and screaming like no end and, it was on fire?
	"You've got to be kidding me, we aren't doing this are we?" asked Travis.
	"Just type...come on, go ahead Scot, type away." said Kathryn.
	"Okay, I was going to anyway, regardless of what you said..."  said Scot, grinning a whimsical grin.
	The figure was on fire began yelling.  At first it was muffled but it soon grew to a powerful shriek.  "FIRE SOUL!!!  FIRE SOUL!!!  FIRE SOUL!!!  FIRE. . .<click, click, click.>  Damnit, the pilot light is out again.  Anyone got a blowtorch handy?"
	"Rei?" asked Chibi Usa who by now was realizing that the authors had many problems and that they were going to take them all out on her.
	"Chibi?"  she asked.  And then, she continued her shrieks of utter pain.  "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!  Quick, douse me!"
	"Someone get the hose!"
	Promptly, Sailor Neptune entered the FanFic (insert US Tuxedo Mask Music here, segue to Neptune Planet Power, MAKE UP! music)
	"Deep Submerge!"  The entire FanFic filled with water, and though it put out the fire, this time, the entire first part was soaked and therefore discarded.  So, I guess we have to start again.
	"NOOOOOOO!  I have suffered to much of your pathetic attempts at humor, your lame jokes, horrid puns and stupid Mokona conversations that even you don't understand to go back to the VERY beginning of this horrid compilation of word that you so frivolously call literature." said Chibi.
	"Who ruffled her skirt?" asked Scot.
	"Beats me." said Travis.
	"Gomen ne Chibi Usa." comforted Kathryn.
	"Okay, so we just go back to the Mokona part!" exclaimed Travis quite slyly.
	"NOT THE BUNNIES.  NO MORE THUMB-PRINT BUNNIES WITH THEIR THUMB-PRINT HOUSES AND THEIR THUMB-PRINT CONVERSATIONS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" said Kathryn, in a very calm manner.  "No, I refuse to go back to a point where the highlight (KUUUSHIINAAADAA!!!)of our FanFic was poking fun at a last minute character design to a show that few have seen, even though I'm lying at this point, it doesn't matter because I DON'T CARE what you think.  YOU DON'T MATTER.  YOU SHOULD ALL. . . SHINESHINESHINESHINESHINESHINESHINESHINESHINESHINESHINESHINE!  EVERYONE!  SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  <pant, pant, pant>"
	"Tough day at the office?" said Scot.
	"SHIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! <pencil breaks and springs and lead fly every which way.>
	(Meanwhile, back under the house with Zoisite)
	"Don't make me get the hose!" said Travis.
	"So, what do you do for a living?" asked the DiC censor.
	"I try to learn human sarcasm"
	"It's required." said Kathryn.
	(Now, once again, we try to go back to the FanFic that was originally conceived.  (And now for something completely different))
	"Do you realize how LONG we've been waiting.  This is worse than being a youma and waiting for the Senshi to say their stupid 'I WILL PUNISH YOU' lines." said Rei.
	"Yeah, Fu, oh no, I'm learning their language.  I'm beginning to turn into a RABBIT, wait, I'm already a. . ." Chibi expressed now quite confused with herself.
	"At least you're not a Thumbprint Bunny" said Sailor Neptune.  "But now, my cameo is over for the time being, but, when you catch fire later, I'll be back!"
	And so, Sailor Neptune skipped gaily out of the picture.
	"Bad pun!" said Chibi.
	So, the three of them, getting on with the FanFic, went down the yellow brick road for quite a while.  On the way there, they continually had to dodge the Tank Police and kept hearing some man saying, "GREEN PEACE!"  They thought he was some drug overlord and so, avoided him at all cost.
	Soon after, they were trekking along the road when they came upon a most unusual sight.  It looked like a huge rusted post in the middle of the road.  It seemed also, and this is quite odd, to be mumbling something.  Chibi and Rei listened closely and were able to make out 'bubble'.  They approached the rusted mass and could see quite clearly that it was a replica of Sailor Mercury, made entirely of metal.  "Oil" the mass exclaimed, and Chibi picked up Toto, and having bounced it, turned it into an oil can.  (This was not a pleasant experience for Toto, let me assure you.)  She unscrewed the top. (yes, meanwhile back under the house with Zoisite, Video Girl Ai had appeared and said to the DiC censor, 'Shall we Screw?')  She quickly doused, (get the hose), the mass with the oil, and after doing so, could see quite clearly that in reality, the mass WAS Sailor Mercury.  
	"Sailor Mercury!" exclaimed Chibi.
	"Bubble Spray!" and once again, Mercury found herself rusted.  This, Chibi and Rei soon realized was what had happened to her previous to her arrival.  What a pity.  They doused her with the oil once again and gagged her, so that she would not say 'Bubble Spray' again and rust herself.  
	So, now, the party of 4, Toto(ro?), Chibi, Mars, and Mercury, went down the road, quite happy and ready for anything the authors could throw at them.
	"They're tempting us!" said Travis.
	"Should we?" inquired Kathryn
	"Yes, let us once again make their lives miserable!  Send the horde of 'WILD MOKONAS'!!!!!!" shouted Scot.

	We cut to the scene of Kunzite in a castle.  He is wearing his normal attire, without the eggs on his shoulders as it was fall in Oz, and therefore, was to cold to fry eggs.  
	"Send the Horde of 'WILD MOKONAS'!!!!!!!!!" said Kunzite, feeling as if he was an echo to a larger more powerful entity.
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Sorry, but I have to give you some background on the horde of 'WILD MOKONAS'.   A long time ago, the land of Oz was inhabited by Mokonas, who were the only inhabitants and lived quite peaceably.   However, soon after, as no situation can go to long with disturbance in Anime, an evil presence split the Mokona tribe in two.  One became the civilized munchkin' Mokona, while, the others became and evil, grotesque mutation of the Mokona, with an inverted crescent moon, black of course, where the red jewel should be.  Since then, the 'Wild Mokonas' served Kunzite and him alone.  And boy were they ugly...
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	Suddenly, the monkey guy/druglord came across the page again yelling, "GREEN PEACE!!", much to the dismay of the characters...and this now firmly establishes the idea that, yes, he is a drug lord.
	Anyway...
	As the four heroine walked down the reddish-pinkish road (the designers were cheap and used what was left over from the last FanFic to paint the road), they heard thunderclaps coming from a nearby forest...that was then followed by loud shrieks of terror.
	"What was that?" Chibi Usa asked.
	"Mmphhhmhhphhhmmm!!" Ami said.
	"Huh?"
	Rei removed the muzzle from Ami.
	"Now, what did you say?" Rei asked.
	"SHABON SPRAY!!"
	And Ami rusted again...
	"I'm not fixing her this time, "Chibi Usa said.
	"You have to," Kathryn said, "otherwise the plot will get really dull...anyway, she has to do that again sometime.  It adds to the general story..."
	"You want it done...then you fix it!" Chibi Usa said.
	"Uhh...later...go back to the story now!"
	"Fine...hey narrator!!"
	Ahem....as I was saying...the four followed the sound until they came upon a clearing with some bearded lady chasing a rabbit.
	"Supreme thunder!!" it kept yelling.  Then it would run around in a circle screaming trying to get away from the noise a lightning.
	"Jup-ter?" the four asked.
	Jup-t...uh, I mean,  Jupiter turned around annoyed and said, "What?!" just as a lightning bolt stuck her.  She then stood, completely bewildered, smoldering...
	"Damn..." Jupiter said.
	The DiC censor would have come in at this point but he was still under the house with Zoisite....
	Meanwhile, back under the house with Zoisite...
	"So, do you know how to get to the Shrine of Ur-anus?" Zoisite asked.
	"That's Uranus," the DiC censor replied.
	"Whatever..."
	"What are you afraid of?" the Senshi asked Jupiter.
	"SHHH!!!" she said, "You're scaring me!!"
	"Sorry!"
	"Not so loud!!!"
	"Hey Travis," Scot said, "Can we get a muffler for these people?  They're too loud for Jupiter."
	So the three writers attached a muffler to the story; unfortunately, now they were too quiet and no one could understand anything that was being said.  In fact they all started to sound like the mating calls of Mokona.
 	"Fufu! FUFUFU fu fufu fu!!"
	And because of this...the wild Mokonas responded.  
	Meanwhile, back under the house with Zoisite...
	"Come on DiC," Zoisite said, "turn me in to a hentai chick!!"
	As we go back to the story, yet again....
	Mars has started up a nice game of solitaire, while Jupiter and Chibi Usa are trying to play strip poker...they haven't gotten anywhere; the wild Mokonas are using the Luna-P as a basketball and Ami is trying to mumble, through rusted lips mind you, "That is not sailor business!!"
	"Fu fu!" which translates to, "You have fooled us!  You are not Mokonas!! What is this unbelievable nonsense?!"
	Chibi starts to talk in Mokona.  She has picked up the language from all of the Mokonas she has been around.
	"Fu" which basically means, "Well, it all started when some stupid authors decided to take out their aggressions on me."
	"I heard that..." Travis said.
	"So we have met all of these people and Mokonas and I have picked up the language from them since all of these Mokonas have been in the story and the scarecrow...I mean Rei...who keeps setting herself on fire, and Ami keeps rusting herself and what is all the Zoisite stuff anyway I thought we left her under the house...<breathe> with the DiC censor in the Mokona village why don't we make this a damn Rayearth FanFic for crying out loud we have enough Mokonas but no we are sailor moon fanatics and we take all of this stuff out on poor me and poor everyone else for what nothing I mean geeze what does it take to get a period in this stupid paragraph HELLO UP THERE STOP THIS..."
	Kathryn laughs maniacally...
	Scot lunges out of the computing seat and into the FanFic where he tries to strangle Chibi Usa.  Rei, Ami and the others, including the wild Mokonas, remove him and throw him out of the FanFic.
	Back in the authors place...
	"I'm sorry," said Scot, "but that speech was too funny."
	"It was all Kathryn's fault," Travis said.
	Before Scot could attack Kathryn, however, she hissed at him and he decided to stay in his seat...away from the keyboard.
	"Can we get back to the plot now?" Rei asked.
	"Only if you're nice..." Travis said.
	"Yeah, right..." she replied.
	Now that all has been explained to the wild Mokonas, they decided their job is done and leave.  During their trek back to the city, they passed by the house that Zoisite and the DiC censor were under.
	Meanwhile, back under the house with Zoisite...
	"I want to be a star, star, star..." Zoisite sings.
	"Sailor Stars?" asked the DiC censor.
	So now, back to the party of five....
	They traveled down the road towards the Emerald City.  As they walked, Michiru and Haruka, passed them, skipping hand in hand.
	"Cute guy..." Chibi Usa said.
	"Uh that's....never mind...you're too young." Ami replied.
	"<sigh> Another cameo...." Michiru said as they past the Senshi.
	"Hey, it's the first time I've been in this thing," Haruka said," and can we stop this skipping now? My legs are really starting to hurt."
	"Please..." Michiru said, "I didn't know skipping gaily out of the picture could be so much work."
	The two stopped in their tracks.
	"Okay....now what?" Michiru asked.
	"I don't know about you, " Haruka said, "but I say we follow them.  Easy way to get more bit parts...."
	"And a few cheap jokes..."
	The two grinned evily and turned back to follow the group.   
	"Okay...we have exhausted that....now what?" asked Travis.
	"I don't know," Scot said.
	"Come on Scot! Think faster!" Kathryn pressured, "Hurry! There isn't much time!"
	She starts to hum the "Jeopardy" theme....
	"I can't think under pressure!" Scot exclaimed.
	"Well then we will just have to break for a commercial..." Travis decided.

	[insert commercials]
	Announcer:  Millions of people, everyday, try to reach God, but to no avail.  They think that they be will be heard through prayer, but now, Divine Inventions Inc. has come up with an amazing device that will revolutionize our religious lives.  It's the phone.  Now, you can bypass all of that silly prayer stuff and call God collect.  1-800-CALL-GOD.  Try it today!  Free.  God wants to hear from you.
	[next]
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	High School, TV/VCR repair, Project A-ko, All Purpose Cultural Cat Girl Nuku Nuku, Sailor Moon, Dirty Pair, Electrician, DNA^2, Vampire Princess Miyu, or get your degree.  You can major in animation or accounting."
	[next]
	"Are you ever at a loss for words.  Are you ever in an awkward situation and don't know what to do.  Well, then what you need is, a sweatdrop.  <Loud annoying announcer enters here>  Come on down to Sweat Drops R' Us.  We have all shapes and sizes.  We are so diversified that we even have those hard to find pendulum tears.  Where else can you find such a large selection in one small building.  Come on down, you're the next shopper in SWEAT DROPS R' US!
	[next]
	}}we hear the "Diamonds are Forever Music" going in the background{{
	[we see a silhouette of Luna on a building as she runs down the street.  She passes many buildings until she comes to one house that looks strangely familiar...it's Usagi's.]
	}}music builds{{
	[the silhouette jumps through a window where a silhouette figure of Usagi get up from the chair.  The Luna silhouette jumps into the air and a locket falls onto the bed.  Usagi silhouette picks up the locket and it now hangs, oddly in air, on the silhouette.]
	}}as the scene fades, the music reaches its climax{{
	Announcer: Sailor Moon...is forever...and with only two months salary, so is your own Sailor Moon broach.  Make this anniversary a special one, with the Silver Crystal...
	[next]
	Ring Ring Ring
	[A mokona picks up the phone]
	"Fu Fu?"
	"For the ten-thousand dollar prize, tell what Anime features a small thumbprint bunny named Mokona."
	[the mokona looks around the room, he sees posters of Magical Knight Rayearth, he sees the animation table.]
	"Fu Fu Fu Fu Fu Fu!"
	"What?"
	"Fufu. Fuuuuu, fufufufu."
	"Oh, I'm sorry, your time is up"
	"FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!"
	GOT SUBTITLING MACHINE?
	
	[next]
	"Okay this is getting a little dull, guys..." Chibi Usa said, "We're waiting!"
	"How about a musical number then?" Kathryn asked.

	}}music to "A Chorus Line" begins to fade into the background{{
	[The four inner Senshi, Sailor Moon and Chibi Moon are standing in the front of the stage as the lights fade in on them.  They are wearing their Senshi uniforms; the skirts are now sequined.  They each wear a top hat and hold a cane...both of which corresponds to the skirt color. As the music swells, they all raise their heads to look at the audience and sing.]
	"One...Anime sensation
		We just want it back.
	One...artful inspiration
		Cut Usagi some slack, some slack, some slack!
	Hey Usagi-chan
	[ while all this was going on, in the background, we see the outer Senshi's silhouettes.  They don't look to happy to be cut out of the musical number.  The figures run off stage.]
	[ Michiru runs across the back of the stage in a long white dress.  She stops in the center, does a dramatic arm to the forehead, and then she runs off the other side of the stage.  Haruka, wearing a tuxedo, cape, and a white mask over one side of her face, swings across the stage on a rope after Michiru.  Michiru runs back to the other side.  Haruka swings back singing, "He's here! The Phantom of the FanFic!!".  This goes one for a minute or so...then Haruka swings across and the rope breaks.  She goes flying....and hits Michiru straight on, who falls.  The two get up, bow dramatically, and run off stage.]
	One episode we know that dumb DiC cut
		They did not advertise now they're in a rut
	[ Setsuna comes out into the background...she waves off stage]
	One....single calculation
		Not much put at stake
	Give the show another break for us....
		Gus!!
	[ now while this was going on, Setsuna runs off the other side of the stage.  Chasing her across was Hotaru wielding the Silence Glaive.  Hotaru runs back across the stage with the Glaive, chased by Setsuna with the Key of Time.  They then meet in the middle and "battle" each other, Glaive to Key.  Michiru and Haruka poke their heads out of the side curtain to watch.  Setsuna and Hotaru stop, look at them, then at each other, and then go after Michiru and Haruka who scream and run off stage.]
	Ooo [scream is heard offstage] sigh
		Come on DiC we just need
	[ Haruka and Michiru are now chasing Setsuna and Hotaru with the Deep Aqua Mirror and the Space Sword across the stage]
	One more shot [POW!! is heard offstage]
	[Ami asks, "What was that?" and Chibi Usa replies, "Just do the stupid song!!"]
		come on just help feed
	Theeeeeeeeeeeeee [ the outers run out on-stage behind the singing Senshi in their own uniforms] Mooooooooooooooooooooooooonies!!" [the outer Senshi lock arms and begin to Can-Can (which can slightly be heard in the background over the final parts of the music).]
	[ as the music ends, all hell breaks loose between the inner and outer Senshi.  Chibi is yelling at everyone, while Usagi cries pendulum tears.]
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	<cut to Travis Tangent>
	"Ahem....we would like to apologize profusely for the preceding musical number. You see, we felt we exhausted #325 (the mokona thing) and #124.7 (the Shabon Spray bit) and we CERTAINLY couldn't do #69 (back under the house with Zoicite...) so we had to resort to #3.14 which was a rip-off of a musical number for the Inner Senshi, although, I have to admit the staging was rather clever and the um..lyrics were um.....uh.... <cut to scene of Scot holding sledgehammer over Travis's head, as Travis holds a sign that reads HELP ME!!!> ...er....artful? How's that sound? And of course the Outer Senshi wanted to be in on it, so we combined #3.14 with #22/7, which is a vaudevillian melodrama for the Outer Senshi and came up with the preceding scene. <BREATH> pant..pant...pant...whew! Okay, we now return you to our regularly scheduled FanFic." <fade out>

	Chibi Usa and her band of merry Senshi--
	"Hey!  Why can they be 'merry' and we are always 'gay'?  That doesn't seem very fair," Neptune said.
	"Deal with it..." Travis said.
	"Do you guys mind!!  We'd like to finish this sometime before the turn of the century!!" complained Kathryn.
	Anyway...the group followed the whatever-color-the-authors-were-thinking-of-at-the-time road.  At last they reached the magnificent city, which they had been told to go to by the Mokonas.  Before they could reach the door, however, that strange guy that has been following the Senshi around since the beginning of this fic decided to come by again.
	"Green peace...."
	"Okay, that's it," Chibi Usa sighed, "he's a druglord."
	"Maybe we should go next door and report it." Jupiter said.
	"Next door?"
	"Yeah."
	Jupiter pointed towards a house that was oddly placed next door to the city.  Oddly enough, it resembled Chibi Usa's house!
	"Mmmmpphhhhhhhh?!" questioned Ami, calmly.
	"What?!"  inquired Chibi.
		THE MOKONA WILL TRANSLATE!
	"Bu BUUU Bu  BuuuuuBU BUUBubububububububu.........bu." the Mokona said.
	"How did it get there?" Chibi translated.
	"We have ways of moving the world..." Uranus said, grinning.
	
	Suddenly, a the door creaked and slowly opened.
	"It's rather dark in there, don't you think?" Jupiter said, "I don't think it would be such a good idea to go in...let's just forget the whole thing and go get ice cream, okay?"
	"Come on!" Rei said, grabbing her arm.
	"But I don't wanna die!!"

	The door slammed shut.
	"Hello?" Chibi Usa called, "Is anyone home?"
	"Where is a light switch?" Rei asked.
	"You have fire, use it," Chibi said.
	"Oh yeah, like that works really well--"
	Suddenly, a loud chord from an organ is played.
	"Oh no!" the group yelled, "It's the Outer Senshi Musical Number!!!"

	<To the music of the Phantom of the Opera, Andrew Lloyd Webber, all rights reserved>
	[lights begin to flash as loud orchestra/organ plays]
	[numerous curtains rise, finally revealing Uranus And Neptune.  Uranus is wearing a tuxedo with a LONG cape; Neptune is in a--swimsuit...uh...wait, SCOT! GET OVER HERE!! WHY IS NEPTUNE IN A SWIMSUIT?!?!?!?!]
	[Scot: Fashion statement of Anime.]
	[Neptune, seeing what she has on, quickly slips a flowing white evening gown over it. Blushes...."]
	Neptune:
	The deep submerege, it ushers forth.  And with a pow'r unmatched, it hits with force.  The inners      can't compare, with outer rule!  UsAAAAAAAAAAAAAgi should go back to books and stay, in school.
	Uranus:
	Usagi screams again, it does annoy.  But we aren't fooled by her quite simple ploy.  Pluto shall banish them, with her time key!  And theeeeeeeeeeeeeeeen the outers  rule, eternally. 
	[music gradually fades into chopsticks on an organ]	
	[Saturn gradually skips through]
	Saturn:  <to the tune of chopsticks>
	Kill inners, kill inners, kill inners, kill inners, kill inners, kill inners, kill inners, kill inners, kill inners, kill inners, kill inners, kill inners, kill inners, kill inners, KILL!
	[Uranus and Neptune watch her continue to sing and skip off stage.  They look back at each other, highly confused.  Uranus clears her throat.]
	[Uranus: <ahem> Okay...]
	Neptune:
	Those who have seen you dress, draw back in fear.
	Uranus:
	I have no mask to wear, I shed no tear.
	BOTH:
	And in this FanFic where, all sense is gone.  We BOOOOOOOOOOOOTH are stuck to sing for Scot this STU-PID song.
	[standing on a high pedestal behind Uranus and Neptune is Pluto]
	Pluto:
	He's here, the phantom of  the FanFic, [catches herself](I mean) she's here, the phantom of the FanFic.
	Uranus: [glaring at Pluto]
	I want the inners dead, to no avail.
	Neptune:
	Yes we'll go to the beach, I'll bring your pail.
	Uranus: [looks at Neptune like she's nuts]
	Where did that come from, fool? You are a ditz.  We'll KIIII IIIIIIIIIIILL the inners now....
	Neptune: <interrupting> [smiling, very proud of herself]
	Your swimsuit fit?  I think, I have a Chibi complex.
	AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
	AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
	AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH 
	[Uranus yawns]
	AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
	AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
	AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
	[Uranus begins to tap her foot impatiently]
	AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
	AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
	[music ends]
	[Neptune continues to hold the last note]
	[Pluto come up behind her and hits her in the head, knocking her out]
	[all but a few lights are out including Neptune's]
	[the inners and outers look at each other in silence waiting for one to say something to the other]
	[someone coughs]
	[silence]
	[silence]
	[silence]
	[silence]
	[silence]
	[silence]
	[silence]
	[silence]
	[Neptune finally comes to]
	Neptune: Oh, we're done?  Sorry...Gomen ne.  Ah...er....uhm...
	[Pluto knocks her out again]
	Uranus: [picking Neptune up and throwing her over her shoulder] Thank you.
	Pluto: Don't mention it.
	Uranus: Get some coffee?
	Pluto: 'kay.
	Neptune: [in a daze] Ooo....I feel all tingly....I think I'll go for a walk now...oooo [passes out]
	[Uranus and Pluto glance at Neptune, then at each other. They shrug.]
	[outers walk off]

	"I think I'm going to go under the house with Zoicite.  It seems much safer there..." Chibi whispered.
	"Let's not go to this crystal palace," Mars said, " How about that one down the street?"
	"There are two crystal palaces on the same street?!?!" Chibi exclaimed.
	"Hey...this is Oz.  Anything's possible."
	The group then went next-door...no, the other way, not the house...to the crystal palace down the street.
	On there way there, they saw a spinning, flipping, altogether too talented to be normal, cat.
	"Luna?" they asked in unison, all that is except mercury who gave more of an excited "mmphhhh."  
	"What have you done to Ami?" asked the amazing cat of much spinning talent.
	"GAGGED HER!" Travis said in a voice more powerful than a rabbit. (But less powerful than that of a Wild Mokona.)
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	We apologize but our subtitler just overheated...uh, we will now have to present the characters through DiC dubbing.

	"YES!" the characters screamed in sheer terror. 
	"We love DiC" mercury said very clearly, though just as clearly gagged.

	NUKU KICK!

	"All right, now we're back to normal, thanks Nuku Nuku."
	"Nyan" and she scampered off chasing a mouse with a pink bow.

	Our characters bravely battled there way to the Crystal Palace of Oz.  Though, luna had her tail stepped on twice, and Jupiter ran away several times after nearly being fried by one of Mars' misfires.  They at last find themselves in front of a large vase.
	The lights go dark and a spotlight appears.  It is centered on an Eternal Sailor Moon of death, destruction and dispair.  DDDgirl.  With her companion in punishment, Mamoru mangler.
	"You guys sound like a wrestling team."  Chibi remarked slyly.
	"SHINE!"
	Chibi pulled out her star locket and shoved it toward the couple, however, she was pretty clumsy and dropped it in the middle of saying, "please rememb....woops."
	"I'm melting, no wait, my eyes are just turning black, no, just as bad....this cameo really sucked if you  ask me...ah"
	"Oh, Usa-ko" Mamoru barely  spoke as he caressed her face lovingly.  "Without you there is no reason for living."
	<Aside> "You can tell he had prepared that speech in advance."  Chibi remarked.
	"Mmpphhhhhh" warned Ami.
	"Good-bye, cruel world....parting is such sweet sorrow."
	"Till it be noon or it be morrow, we know the work, get on with it, we don't have the whole FanFic to waste on a puny little death scene, it's not like you two were important to the plot." Chibi yelled.
	"Are they ever" said Kathryn.
	"No" answered Travis.
	"Minako is the best."  said Scot"
	"She is in a lot of those Hentai things isn't she...?" asked Kathryn.
	"No, just her voice actress, she still is by far the coolest INNER."
	"Mmpphhhh" said Ami, impatiently.

	"I will use her tiara to destroy Metallia!" proclaimed Chibi.
	"When did this get a plot?" asked Scot.
	"And it shall be the last battle."
	"Sure it will."  said Scot.
	"DIE METALLIA, SHINEYO" shouted Chibi.
	"Shine what?  Are your shoes dull or something?  What is all this shining stuff."  said Neptune.
	"Go back to the beach."  said Travis.
	"MOON, TIARA, ACTION!!!!, I missed?"
	She let the disk of evil's bane usher forth from her hand with more power than she had ever possessed.  Unfortunately, her aim was not quite so inspiring.  It hit a curtain next to Metallia and cut it down, revealing Beryl talking into a microphone and playing with a hand puppet.
	"Pay no attention to the evil conqueror behind the curtain." Beryl said.
	
	Meanwhile, back under the house with Zoicite, we hear Minako scream as a whip lashes at the innocent people inside.
	"Love me! <whip snap> Love ME! <snap> LOVE ME! <snap>  LOVE ME DAMNIT!!!! <snap. snap, snap, snap>
	"Since when did she act like that?" asked Kathryn
	"Since Hentai." answered Scot.

	Back at the Crystal Palace:
	"What happened to the battle between Chibi and Metallia?" asked Kathryn
	"Well, DiC got to it before we did, and therefore, there is no such thing as Metallia." said Travis.
	So, in light of her discovery, Beryl quickly ran away and joined the horde of Wild Mokona, never to be heard from again.  Word is that they interbreed and there is now a species of Mokona that only say ENERGY and have spikes growing out of them.
	Suddenly, a tall, green harried woman appeared in a burst of light, (purple), and waved around a magic wand, (key).  With a wave of her hand, a horde of Mokona came in and started screwing with the subtitler.  Pluto promptly kicked one and zapped another with a burst from her wand, (key).  The mokoana promptly ran away.  
	"Sorry, I meant for the pissed off Mokona to tell you to get the hell out of here, but they couldn't control their inherent thoughts of distruction.  So, now I have to tell you.  You had the power all along, and true, I could have told you, but you know what?  It was more fun watching you suffer.  But now, all you have to do is use your magic time key."  said Pluto.
	Chibi raised her time key and shouted, "Magic time key take me home."  A beam of light appeared and encircled her, but quickly faded.  The room lost it's gravity and all were quite upset.  Jupiter was very scared to say the least.
	"Ha, more torment, isn't my job great" said a more than eager Pluto.  "You are really quite gullible, but, even so, I'll tell you how to get out of my miserable existence.  Second door on the right, see ya."  And in a puff of smoke, (purple), she disappeared.
	She moved down the hall, following the more than obvious arrows until the red carpet stopped at a door.  It had a sign on it that said, 'Not this door'.  She quickly realized she was on the wrong side of the hall and turned an about face, right into a door.  Though, you must give her credit, at least it was the right door.  She opened the handle and jumped in, screaming, "I'm here!!!!!!"
	
	The room was empty.

	"Wrong door", she mused as she stepped about to places to her right and opened the SECOND door on the right.  In it she found a pegasus.  Helios to be exact.  She jumped on it shouting. "Ridem' cow rabbit," and the pegasus rode off into the sun, set.  Right into the set actually.  It knocked down a lot of stuff too.  Looser animal.  I don't care if it's magical or not, you'd at least think it could steer.

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	"Wake up dear, wake up...HEHEHEHEHEHEHE, uhgm, I mean, wake up!"
	"Anty Puu.  Anty Puu.  It's you Anty Puu."
	"No, SAILOR PLUTO THE WICKED, DIE CHIBI, THIS BREATH WILL BE YOUR LAST!"

	The camera pans out and show the house, screams are still heard within and Zoicite is still under the hou...se..........ZOICITE IS STILL UNDER THE HOUSE???!!!!!!!!!
	"CAN'T WE HAVE SOME PRIVACY?!?!?! WE DID PAY FOR THIS ROOM AFTER ALL!!!" screamed Zoicite.
	
	THE END---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

For author notes, please see one of the sister files included in the zip:
	SWNOTES.txt
	KCNOTES.txt
	THNOTES.txt
Thanks for reading...

No senshi were harmed in the making of this fanfic...however, many were fulfilled and others were battered, but mainly emotionally, except for the lightning bolt to Jupiter's head, sorry Mako, we won't do it again, we promise.  Later.
