Subject: Re: C&C Onna: Red Side Ch 16
From: SQUN29A@prodigy.com ( KOUMA RYODACHI)
Date: 7/31/1997, 3:08 AM
To: majks@cyberx.com
CC: fanfic@fanfic.com

Kira:  Hmm, I just noticed something.

SKJAM!:  What?

Kira:  Hikaru hasn't popped out cat-ears once in this fic!

Lurker: More than likely that won't happen at all. It's a shame, 
because it's one of the funnier aspects of MKR, but it just doesn't 
work very well in prose.

Both:  Groan.

<Lurker laughs megalomaniacally, and chokes>

SKJAM!:  That would imply some agency at work behind Jyuusenkyo, 
rather 
than a natural mystic phenomenon.

Kira:  Isn't "natural mystic" a contradiction in terms?

SKJAM!:  Not to a wizard.

Lurker: Heh.

Kira:  This "young lady" definitely needs her mouth washed out with 
soap. 


Lurker: Heh...

SKJAM!:  Maybe it time to review our guesses from earlier.

Kira:  Hai!

	(They take out their cardstock answer form and display them.  
SKJAM!'s reads [The Monkey Girl].  Kira's reads [Hikaru's Dark Side, 

personified by the magic of Jyuusenkyo and Lake Eterna.]

SKJAM!:  Showoff.

<Lurker laughs his ass off, and continues laughing until he laughs 
everyone else's asses off too>

SKJAM!:  Lantis not being bright enough to realize he should be 
shrieking.

Lantis: <imitating the omake bit between Kusanagi and that eight-
mitama guy (What *IS* his name? I can never remember...) at the end 
of Vol. 6 of BlueSeed> I'm too perfect and cool to shriek.

SKJAM!:  Killer halitosis.

Lurker: ACK! That should have been "shot out of her eyes..." I need 
to *fix* that...

SKJAM!:  Umm...isn't that name politically incorrect?

Lurker: Fuck political-correctness. <snicker> (Sorry, it had to be 
said...)

SKJAM!:  "Crucifixion"

Lurker: Thanks. 

Kira:  Number One or Number Two?

Lurker: <nervebaps Kira>

SKJAM!:  no, I don't think either of you is her type.

Lurker: <nervebaps SKJAM!>

Kira:  Dragonball time?

Lurker: <grin>

SKJAM!:  She said Harder!  So I went harder.  She said Faster!  So I 
went 
faster.  She said Deeper!  So I waxed philosophical.

Lurker: And I waxed a smartass. <beans SKJAM! in the forehead with a 
can of Turtle Wax>

SKJAM!:  Because the writer forgot to provide them with lines.

Lurker: <beans SKJAM! with another can of Turtle Wax>

Kira:  I'm Batman!

Lurker: <beans Kira with a bottle of Armor-All>

SKJAM!:  Nicely evocative name...

Lurker: ^_^

Kira:  (Akane voice)  Ranma and that Hikaru hussy are getting way 
too close!

Lurker: <eyeroll>

SKJAM!:  And then join you there, so our bodies may entwine...

Kira:P  Sukebe!  (TK Hammer)

Lurker: <nervebaps SKJAM!, and throws a box of sparkplugs at him>

SKJAM!:  it to Visa.  Because Skylark doesn't take American Express.


Lurker: <beans SKJAM! with a bottle of 30W motor oil>

Kira:  hiryuu shoten ha!

Lurker: <grinning> Not *this* time...

Kira:  They came, they saw, they kicked butt.

Lurker: <snicker>

SKJAM!:  But did they get the escudo?

Kira:  Guess we'll have to wait to find out.

Lurker: Find out in the exciting (and slightly citrusy) Chapter 17!


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