Kira: Hmm, I just noticed something.
SKJAM!: What?
Kira: Hikaru hasn't popped out cat-ears once in this fic!
Lurker: More than likely that won't happen at all. It's a shame,
because it's one of the funnier aspects of MKR, but it just doesn't
work very well in prose.
Both: Groan.
<Lurker laughs megalomaniacally, and chokes>
SKJAM!: That would imply some agency at work behind Jyuusenkyo,
rather
than a natural mystic phenomenon.
Kira: Isn't "natural mystic" a contradiction in terms?
SKJAM!: Not to a wizard.
Lurker: Heh.
Kira: This "young lady" definitely needs her mouth washed out with
soap.
Lurker: Heh...
SKJAM!: Maybe it time to review our guesses from earlier.
Kira: Hai!
(They take out their cardstock answer form and display them.
SKJAM!'s reads [The Monkey Girl]. Kira's reads [Hikaru's Dark Side,
personified by the magic of Jyuusenkyo and Lake Eterna.]
SKJAM!: Showoff.
<Lurker laughs his ass off, and continues laughing until he laughs
everyone else's asses off too>
SKJAM!: Lantis not being bright enough to realize he should be
shrieking.
Lantis: <imitating the omake bit between Kusanagi and that eight-
mitama guy (What *IS* his name? I can never remember...) at the end
of Vol. 6 of BlueSeed> I'm too perfect and cool to shriek.
SKJAM!: Killer halitosis.
Lurker: ACK! That should have been "shot out of her eyes..." I need
to *fix* that...
SKJAM!: Umm...isn't that name politically incorrect?
Lurker: Fuck political-correctness. <snicker> (Sorry, it had to be
said...)
SKJAM!: "Crucifixion"
Lurker: Thanks.
Kira: Number One or Number Two?
Lurker: <nervebaps Kira>
SKJAM!: no, I don't think either of you is her type.
Lurker: <nervebaps SKJAM!>
Kira: Dragonball time?
Lurker: <grin>
SKJAM!: She said Harder! So I went harder. She said Faster! So I
went
faster. She said Deeper! So I waxed philosophical.
Lurker: And I waxed a smartass. <beans SKJAM! in the forehead with a
can of Turtle Wax>
SKJAM!: Because the writer forgot to provide them with lines.
Lurker: <beans SKJAM! with another can of Turtle Wax>
Kira: I'm Batman!
Lurker: <beans Kira with a bottle of Armor-All>
SKJAM!: Nicely evocative name...
Lurker: ^_^
Kira: (Akane voice) Ranma and that Hikaru hussy are getting way
too close!
Lurker: <eyeroll>
SKJAM!: And then join you there, so our bodies may entwine...
Kira:P Sukebe! (TK Hammer)
Lurker: <nervebaps SKJAM!, and throws a box of sparkplugs at him>
SKJAM!: it to Visa. Because Skylark doesn't take American Express.
Lurker: <beans SKJAM! with a bottle of 30W motor oil>
Kira: hiryuu shoten ha!
Lurker: <grinning> Not *this* time...
Kira: They came, they saw, they kicked butt.
Lurker: <snicker>
SKJAM!: But did they get the escudo?
Kira: Guess we'll have to wait to find out.
Lurker: Find out in the exciting (and slightly citrusy) Chapter 17!
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