At 5:24 7/28/97, Phillip Masters wrote:

    "Well, actually, I don't know.  You see, we can't give away our
secret identities."
    Shinji smiled.  "You're Usagi Tsukino, age 14, attending Juuban
Junior High."

Usagi Tsukino...  Age FOURTEEN....

Oh, Dear GHOD!

Don't go there!

Zen no Itan-sha
(shuddering in terror)