Hello,

Flashman here again.

Here's an idea for a new fic I had as a dream.  Should I try and make 
a series out of this or not?
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     The van wobbled as it moved down the dark road during the 
moonless and starless night.  The driver, "Border Cross" Lenny Wiles, 
muttered a curse under his breath as the bright lights of Border 
Patrol cars filled his windows and the roadblock in front of the van 
blocked his way.  He called back to the group huddled in the back of 
the van, {"Be quiet.  Border Patrol."}*

*= Translated from Spanish.

      He pulled the van over to the side of the road and sighed as 
the man in the lead car stepped out and grinned as he walked over to 
the drivers side window.  "Well, well, well," the lead officer said 
sarcastically, "What have we here?  Is that you Lenny?  Mind if I 
take a look in the back?  No.  Thank you."

     Three officers threw the doors open and saw the huddled mass of 
Illegal Aliens from Mexico.  {"Alright,"} the lead officer said, 
{"everybody out."}

     The group of twenty people, desperate to escape the poverty of 
their country by any means, legal or illegal, stepped out.  Their 
faces downcast as the realized that the jig was up.

     As the officers prepared to take names, a black sedan pulled up 
from apparently out of nowhere and parked along side the police cars. 
 Out stepped two men dressed in black business jackets, with white 
shirts, black ties, black leather shoes, black watches on their 
wrists and, strangely enough, black Ray Band sunglasses on their 
faces.

     The man on the left, a white man, who looked slightly pudgy but 
not too so, short cropped brown hair and a face that made the man 
look younger then he actually was, looked at the group and said, 
"We'll take it from here."

     The lead Boarder Patrol officer looked at the man incredulously 
and snapped, "Who the hell are you?"

     The man replied, "Agent Cee.  Department twenty-five."

     So saying, the man approached the group, which stood in a line 
and looked at them.  He turned to his partner, an old man with curly 
grey hair, a sweeping grey mustache, and wrinkled skin and said, 
"Which one are you betting on?"

     "Can't even hazard a guess," the partner replied.

     The first man walked down the line and as he got to each person 
he said in Spanish, {"You have come to America for jobs and food 
right?"}

     Every time, the person he talked to would nod and then the agent 
moved on to the next one.  Finally, he got to the eleventh person and 
when he asked his question, the person did nothing but chuckle.  The 
man was a big Mexican with a large wool coat covering everything 
below his neck.  The mysterious agent asked again and got the same 
response.  Cee grinned and said, {"You don't speak a word of Spanish, 
do you?  You dirt bag."}

     The man just continued to chuckle and Cee joined in.  Finally, 
he grabbed the man and said in English, "You're coming with me," he 
turned to the Border Patrol and said, "You can finish up here."

     As the Border Patrol officers watched, the two agents pulled the 
man away from the group and over a near by hill.  The officers turned 
to each other and one asked, "What do you think?"

     The leader said, "There ain't no Department Twenty-Five."

     The lead officer walked up the hill and spied on the proceedings 
as Agent Cee ripped off the thick robe and reveled what was 
underneath.  Instead of the mans skin, what the robe hid was a woman 
in a short red skirt, a white shirt with a big red bow on her chest.  
Her features consisted of long black hair, purple eyes and a slim 
figure.  In her hands, was a long sliver pole which lead up to the 
"head" of the "man".  The strangest thing however, was that she also 
looked like a walking cartoon.  "Aw MAN," the agent called Cee said 
to the "woman", "REI!  Not again.  Do you realize how many treaties 
you've broken this time?"

     The "girl" called Rei replied in a language that the spying 
officer had never heard before and Cee snorted before replying, 
"'One'?  Try seven."

     "What the hell is that?" the officer asked as he stood up.

     All three of the others looked up and a desperate look filled 
Rei's eyes.  She pushed the older agent out of the way and down to 
the ground.  She jumped into the air and aimed her hands at the new 
arrival.  Agent Cee quickly pulled out a large silver, cylinder 
shaped gun and aimed it at Rei as she started to cry, "FIRE...."

     She never got to finish as Cee fired and a blue beam of light 
came out of the gun.  The beam hit Rei and the Border Patrol officer 
covered his eyes from the flash of light that resulted from the hit.  
When he opened his eyes, all traces of the girl were gone.  "Wha..." 
he started to ask Cee, "what was that?"

     "Dimensional Nullifier," Cee replied as he placed his gun away, 
"Sent that girl you saw back to the dimension where she belongs."

     "What WAS she?"

     "Could you come here for a second and take a look at this?"

    Cee pulled out a long hand held cylinder, with a red light on the 
top and held it so the light faced the officer.  "What is that thi...
"

([{FLASH]})

     The light went off and bathed the man in its red glow.  As the 
officer stood there stunned, awaiting hypnotic suggestion that would 
erase all memory of his seeing Rei, Cee walked over and helped his 
partner up.  "I'm sorry," the partner said, "I guess I'm getting too 
old for this."

     "Come on now," Cee replied with a smile, "You're not THAT old."

     "Ah, the spirit is willing, but the flesh is weak," the old man 
reached into his pocket and pulled out a folded up picture of the 
female members of the Ranma 1/2 cast in bikini's as he said, "They 
really are beautiful, aren't they?  I'm really going to miss this."

      Hearing the code words, Cee once again pulled out the cylinder 
and pointed it at his partner.  "No," he replied, "you won't."

([{FLASH}])
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     Animates live among us.

     Most of them are good honest people, who want a break from the 
chaos that is their daily lives in their reality, or want to find a 
place to retire when their series ends.  However, some of them are so 
desperate that they try to do so in illegal ways.

      Whenever that happens, there is only one special force that can 
stop them.  The first, last, and only line of defence.

THE MEN IN BLACK: The Anime Division.

The Flashman
(What do ya think?)

May The Spirit Preserve You!