Note: The following is from Phillip Masters who wrote it to me personally, he
wanted everyone to see it. 

The Evangelion Group stood around, mostly bored, talking to one another.
Finally, the roll came to them. Shinji was handed a piece of paper.  He
looked at it, and got the strangest look on his face. Asuka looked over his
shoulder to see "Emperor Palpentine" written in bold letters on the paper.
 "Eeew."  She commented.
Only to have the author return and say to Asuka, "Jabba's part isn't filled
yet Sohryu, so don't tempt me!" She shut up.

*****

The entire cast of Fushigi Yuugi was handed their assignments.  Reading
them, they instantly had the countenance of an angry mob. In a sea of angry
chi, they gathered together and headed for the author. ALL Seishi, Miko, and
non-Miko characters. 

Sounds of immense pain and destruction came from his booth. The fragments of
paper left behind declared "Ewoks". "You won't be have to do it till the last
fic!"  The author pleaded. Then continued, "besides, you guys would look cute
in fur." That clenched it. He was silenced.

*****

Blinking at the role she was to play, Nuku Nuku turned to Kyusaku. "Ano,
papa-san. Who is Yoda?"

*****

Leona from Dominion Tank Police blinked at her slip of paper. "Boba Fett? I
am supposed to play a guy who no one know who the heck he is? And gets eaten
by an overgrown sandworm?" Growling, she hopped into Bonaparte and sped
towards the author, only to find him mangled by the Fushugi Yuugi cast. "Aww
shoot, they beat me to it."

*****

>From the Slayers cast, Amelia jumped for joy. "At last! I can play a role
where I can show my expertise at True Justice against the evil empire. As Mon
Motha." Sighing, Lina tapped her shoulder and coyly remarked,

"But she only has a momentary part in the final fic, so don't get yer hopes
up." Well, thanks to the author's amazing hearing, he decided to add her in
parts that would help a little more than usual. But that was when he got the
buisness end of a Dragon Slave, for not choosing Lina. 

*****

What was left of the author was laughing insanely as he left the Maison
Ikkoku characters with a part that fit only a few of them.

"The Sand People?" Yusaku complained.

*****

Anyone else I missed? Any ideas for them?

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