AD: Hello, and welcome to my inaugural fanfic MSTing.  Plaese meet my
assistants. (a young woman with angel wings, long, platinum blonde hair and
green eyes, wearing gold-and-silver armor, and with two swords slung over
her shoulders, appears in a flash of white light) This is Arvia, the
princess of light.

ARVIA: greetings, people of the FFML

AD: And this is Khyrenn, the princess of

(A cloud of pitch blackness appears out of nowhere.  It quickly mutates into
the form of another young woman, with demon-type wings, and black hair. She
carries what looks to be a staff with jagged-edged blades at both ends, and
is wearing a costume that *BARELY* covers ... oh, well, you get the picture. 
ARVIA: Khyrenn, do you HAVE to wear such a skimpy outfit?  You'll offend the
good people of the FFML.

KHYRENN: Yeah, like I care about what THEY think.  And they're not "good
people", they're a bunch of deranged psychotic loonies. 
 
AD: These two are engaged in an eternal battle throughout time-space, and I
thank them for sparing the time to help with the MSTing.

	Well, this is a segment from my upcoming Sailor Moon/Teknoman fanfic. Enjoy.

ARVIA: I hope we do.

KHYRENN: Hmph. Sailor Moon/Teknoman? That'll never work!

(Arvia picks up a nearby supernova and throws it at Khyrenn.)

	Serena looked in disgust at the glass. She never could understand why people
drank this stuff. It smelled horrible, and the taste was utterly putrid. 

AD: Dr. Pepper, maybe?

She threw the glass at the ruined side of the building in the ruined city. 
She leaned against the wall and slid down to the floor. Putting the bottle
beside her. She buried her face in her knees and cried again. 

ARVIA: The author may want to consider altering the structure of these
sentences.  Having three sentences starting with the same word is slightly
jarring.

Reeni had been missing
ever since the invasion began. Susan, Christine, Michelle, and now Lita. 

AD: I can figure out that Michelle is Michiru, but which senshi are Susan
and Christine?

They were all gone. Why? Why did these aliens come here? It was hell on
Earth and nowhere to escape to. Sometimes she wondered why she kept on going. 

KHYRENN: Because the author wants to prolong your suffering, you pathetic
little moon girl!  Do you think you can escape it just like that?
Hahahahaha!!!!!

	She looked at the bottle and threw it away. Instead of the crash  she
expected, there was none. She looked up to see Mina, who evidently caught the
bottle. "Hey, Serena. Be careful. You know how hard it is to find good
whiskey now a days?"

AD: Was the bottle's top on? If it wasn't, wouldn't the whisky hae spilled
out anyway, before Mina caught it?

	Serena's eyes went wide as she replied. "You drink?" All she got for a
response was a poke between the eyes and small laugh. 

	"Gotcha." Mina turned around and sat by her friend. "Actually, barely ever.
Only for special occasions. You know, New Years, Birthdays that sort of
thing." They both got a few minutes to  stare at the moon before Mina
continued. "What'cha thinking about? Is it Lita again?"

	Serena nodded and tried to speak, but couldn't find the words to use. Lita,
one of her best friends for over a century, dying for no reason at all.
Against a foe which none of them could beat alone. Then something else came
up, "Mina. How do you do it? I mean, how to always seem to smile whenever
things are so bad that you'd want to put a gun to your head and pull the
trigger?"

	Mina sighed and wrapped an arm around her friend's shoulder. "For most of my
life, I always went about thinking that things will always get better. It's
kinda foolish I know, but it's worked for me." 

ARVIA: Well, at least someone's still cheerful.
KHYRENN: Not for much longer, if I have my way.

She looked over to her friend
to see the drying streams of tears. Reaching over, Mina brushed them away and
did her best to console her friend. "I miss them all too. The least we can do
is remember them. We haven't lost yet. The race is still going and we can
still pull out ahead."

AD: Shouldn't that just be "pull ahead"?

	To Mina's surprise, Serena stood up and hit the wall  with her fist. The
woman once known as Sailor Moon, turned on her friend in a combination of
rage and despair. "Can't you see we've lost? Reeni's gone, Pluto, Neptune,
Saturn, and now Jupiter as well! It's only a matter of time before they take
us out, one by one. This isn't Earth, it's hell. We can't do anything
anymore!" With that, she collapsed on the ground, sobbing uncontrollably.

KHYRENN: Why are you so depressed? I'm sure I can make things worse for you.

	Mina simply sat there, her smile gone, replaced with a emotionless gaze. She
didn't move, nor would she. She was here to protect Serena and that was what
she was going to do. After several minutes, Mina stood up and picked up a
weary Serena. "C'mon Alpha. We need our sleep. I have some ideas going on
back at HQ that might help."

AD: ALPHA??? Ai-yai-yai-yai-yai! (Turns around and runs away as fast as
possible)

	Surprised that Mina didn't just leave her there, she said with evident
weariness, "You got ideas Mina?" Her friend's smile returned and replied with
the same enthusiasm as before. 

	"Yeah. I got lots of ideas."

KHYRENN: Not as many as I've got on how to wipe that stupid smile off your
face! (evil laughter)

Coming Soon
A Sailor Moon/Teknoman Crossover
For the Love of Ragnarok

End of Teaser. Oh and some C&C would be nice too.

	To help you folks out. I'll explain. 

AD: Please do.

	This is going to be a small series of stories. Mostly from the perspective
of the Scouts. It will also have a chapter devoted to my two favorite couples
in SM. Molly/Nephlite and Raye/Chad. Before you tell me that it's impossible

>from the storyline, nothing is impossible when you got a creative mind.

Right?

ARVIA: Ressurection?

	The following is an exposition of the teaser above.  

	Pluto died trying to save Saturn, but was crushed by a collapsing building.
Serena found the Garnet Orb and Silence Glaive near where their bodies were a

ARVIA: Pity.  I would have liked to see those two.

few weeks later. Neptune, while fighting spidercrabs, was hit by some of the
monster's acid spray, killing her immediately. Ironically enough, she pushed
Uranus out of the way before it  hit both of them. Unto this day, Uranus
still has the Illusion Mirror as a keepsake.  Oh and she's barely moving at
this point.

AD: I take it Uranus didn't TOTALLY avoid the acid spray?

	Lita, went up against Gunnar and both gave each other a run for their money.
It was where Gunnar got his disfigured face from in the first place.  Sadly,
when it looked like Lita was going to lose, she used a suicide attack that
would have leveled a city the size of Las Vegas. Gunnar left unscathed from
the blast. The worst part of it was that Serena, Raye, and Mina saw the whole
thing. 

	Oh yes, and before I forget. They are not all Sailors anymore. They all just
go by their namesake planets. Save for Moon  who now goes by the name Alpha.
Instead of sailor suits, they've traded them for military-esque uniforms,
save for when they  go into battle, it's armor now. This was all achieved
after harnessing the "Dark" side of their hearts. 

KHYRENN (Vader voice): Feel the power of the Dark Side, Serena! (Normal
voice) Somehow, that doesn't feel quite right.

When the crabbies first
attacked, their standard powers didn't do squat. Until they combined the evil
of themselves with the good, which made them much more powerful. 

	Another thing I should mention is that two things have changed with the
Scouts. 1. Serena doesn't have her meatballs anymore and decided to let her
hair down for the time being. 2. Amy has been partially converted to a
cyborg. Almost meeting the same fate as Neptune, only the left part of her
face, body, arm, and her upper leg were caught in the deadly acid. She barely
had enough time to save herself. Her eye's been replaced with a infared
sensor, 

KHYRENN: Resistance is futile. You will be punished.

her injured body and leg implanted with machinery to regulate the
power flow, and her arm replaced with blue liquid metal, al a T1000.     

	Depressed yet? Then take some prozac. 

	And for you fanatics who think that the US version is evil, I can only say
this. If you don't like it, fine, but I do. Here's a little piece of advice
that all  of us could learn from. "Live and let live." In other words,
enough with the US SM bashing.  

ARVIA: And with the US Teknoman bashing as well. 

AD: We'll be waiting for this!
___________________________________________________________________________
Andrew Dynon, Eternal champion of all things Iczer and Mekton-Z

CAESAR: Brutus, why does this man follow such a profession?
BRUTUS: For money, Caesar. He tells me he wants to die rich.
CAESAR: And so he shall. Give him this sack of gold and then strangle him.
   - The Goon Show: The Histories of Pliny the Elder