Subject: [db][star wars][xover][rogh-draft]chapter 4 "the birds and the bees"
From: Ali tavakoly
Date: 7/25/1997, 1:30 PM
To: fanfic@fanfic.com
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ali-sama@geocities.com

sorry for it taking so long, here it is at last part foure, I'm sending
it this way in order to get some critisim on grammer and punctutation.
I'm going to post final version as soon as I get it back from my beta
reader:O I need more so please respond:)
thanks:)
Ali
ps my page has been updated
http://www.geocities.com/Tokyo/Towers/4270
if you missed any part of this story, thoes parts will be found on my
fanfi page, sub page DB-Wars
thanks,
Ali

Disclaimer
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not created by me belong to  their respected owners. 
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notes
      I hope to post at least two chapters a week. Unfortunately 
I'm working on  other projects but will reach this goal. This story
 is a "Dragon Ball" "Star Wars" Crossover. It explores the 
relationships between Ki/Chi and the force, also a lot of 
action "later on".

Dedication
        I'm dedicating this story to Akira Toriyama and George Lucas
(for the wonderful worlds they created) also fanfiction authors like 
Nora Jemson, B. J henry Jon Souza and all other great Fan-fic authors 
who inspired me to post my own  work. Finally I'd like to thank my Beta
 readers especially Jazz, StarFire, Jeniffer, and Natelie who made this
 possible:) 

Chapter Four
"The birds and the bees"

Panty, shocked at Vegeta's statement tried an old Jedi mind trick
"You will not harm my daddy, I mean Yamucha"
"Vegeta looked awkwardly as if fighting an inner battle
"get out of my head you brat"
he turned as he walked away Panty shocked at this, "this never happened
 before" she turned into her mothers face
"mom what is happening?"
"well" Bulma took her to her side, "why don't you rest up, he didn't 
mean it." adding  privately adding an I hope 

***

"I can't stand it, she was gong through my head like Babudi did! well 
I wanted him to but never again."
"Honey, it's okay, calm down" comforting him. "she does look like me"
"yep , ugly  as ever".." 
"ouch" don't say.."
"Hon, how about that baby making we were talking about".
"And you said I have a one tracked mind, you .."
Vegeta held Bulma as they showed each other the love they felt for each
other.

*****

"Where's mummy?" 
"Well, huh, they're huh."
"their making an appointment with the stork, you know the birds and the 
bees"
"what?"
"well, why don't you ask. aunt chichi, bra need some help"

***

Chichi was worried, and she hadn't worried like this since the Buu episode,
or the cell one, why did all the shit happen to her family?? it's as if
we were cursed to go through disaster after disaster. she had been chatting
with the girl named Panty along with her son Gohan, he i. She is so proud 
of him, he has the brains in the family as well as the Braun. she remembered
the horrors of loosing him the Demon king, when he was four and then 
again to the Cell, when he had to train with his father she was proud of 
him, if not for him the world would have been a sad place indeed, as that 
poor Trunks from the future described it. Not only had her precise Gohan 
died but all her friends as well, for all the resentment Chichi had towards
her son fighting, she had to say this, she was glad. turning away from the 
discussion, she heard trunks calling her, "excuse me I'll be back"
she left, not only for that but she was getting confused, Panty
was talking nonsense, about a force, the empire, Jedi knights,
well that sounded noble, her son as a Jedi knight" she walked towards 
trunks, Bra and Goten, obviously in need of aid "what is it sweaty?"
"Auntie, what are the birds and the bees?"
"My god what have they been telling you? come here honey I think we 
need to talk, in private, boys"
Trunks and Goten hurried off, thanking god they didn't have to 
explain it to her

***

Bulma woke up as she smelled flowers, and coffee
"Vegeta you devil you"
"I have been known for that, yes"
"thank you"
Vegeta walked away towards the terrace, as the servants , outside 
began setting up the picnic, tables. Bulma looked at Vegeta, who 
is this man, she thought, I didn't marry him, he's changed a lot, 
he was arrogant, stubborn, a lot of things that bothered her, yet 
she loved him. Vegeta had changed a lot since their first meeting.
they had not hit it off, at first, well, they were enemies, her 
side against his side, when circumstances put them on the same side.
She had never intended on marring him, he just grew on her.
he was a lot different then what he showed other people, now he 
was letting more and more of himself out, and less of the charade 
he usually shoed people and he was handling this panty thing with 
more calmness that she had ever thought him to posses. She was glad 
Gohan was doing the initial interrogation  of Panty, he always had 
his head on straight, unlike his father, opps, now I'm sounding 
like Vegeta

***

Bra, unusual calm , walked away from Chichi, setting her mind to ease.
She walked to the boys, how did the subject come up?
"well she asked what mom and dad where up to, so.. I.. well"
"Good thing you didn't say anything, she's way to young to know, 
did you know, Goten that your father once thought marriage was a 
kind of food"
"Mom"
trunks was laughing his head off
"well at least everything went okay, and one thing, trunks, I don't 
think your parents would appreciate you telling everyone what . well 
you know"
"Sorry Aunt Chichi"
"Go along now"

***

Panty was fear full of were had she ended up. these people are gods, they're
so strong, yet they have never  heard of the force. she explained to them 
about the nature of the force and how it surrounds the, they called it Ki,
yet the used it differently. A Jedi knight uses from without to within, 
yet the use from within. They use the power of the souls, their Karma, or 
Ki as the call it. this was all strange. this Gohan fellow was handsome 
and sweet, to bad he was married, she recognized a lot of people form 
this world who had counter parts in hers, whom she missed. Panty was 
about to ask for some water, when an explosion rung through her ears.

***

"My god Bra what have you done?" asked Vegeta
"I'm ..I'm sorry daddy"
"Why did you blow it up?"
"Well daddy, aunt chichi, explained that babies come from these so I 
had to blow it up so.." 
"So what?"
Bulma releasing the significance started to laugh
"what's so funny, those were award winning honey bees"
"Vegeta, for living here so long you can be such a nitwit some times, 
here lemme tell you

***

the were whispering to each other again. bra hated when they did that, 
she adhered it, hey she used a big word, cool

****

Vegeta pondered what had been said, pondered as his trademarked scowl 
broke into a smile, and into hysterics, catching himself, he stopped and 
said "that's okay, hone, we need to chat, but for now go to your room 
and think about what you did wrong"
Vegeta noticed Chinch's arrival, "good their here now we shall eat 
then we'll talk"
"About what?"
"Well Gohan phoned me, and it appears that the young lady, panty might 
need our help, so I've invited everyone for a meeting to see what we 
can do"
"you mean you believe her that she's my daughter even after what she 
tried to do?"
"she's no more your daughter then the trunks from the future, well it 
would be present now, was your son, still, she resemble you so I'm 
giving her the benefit of the doubt even if she does have inferior blood 
from Yamucha, 
"hey he is my friend you know!
"I know, just kidding. besides she was doing it to protect her loved ones,
it took me a while to understand that, I admire her for that"
No this wasn't the man  she married, this was the prince of her dreams


the end of part Four
in a couple of days part Five
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