(Scene: the Shrine of the Wind in Cephiro. Lurker and the Magic 
Knights are sitting in comfortable chairs.)

Hikaru: So, SKJAM!'s back on MSTing Red Side again, hmm?

Lurker: Yep! Let's see what he and Kira have to say about chapter 13..
..

Kira:  Who's this, then?

SKJAM!:  The villain of the piece, obviously. 

Kira:  I know!  It's--

SKJAM!:  Shhh!  Let's do this the proper way.

	(They take out large sheets of white cardstock (courtesy Jeopardy 
(tm)) and write their theories on them.)> 

Lurker, Hikaru, Umi, Fuu: <hum the Jeopardy! theme>

SKJAM!:  I tell you, these waters just ain't got soul!

Lurker, Hikaru, Umi, Fuu: <facefault>

Kira:  I thought it wasn't silent anymore.

Lurker: It's not very noisy either.

Kira:  The Transformers!

SKJAM!:  The Secondary Characters!

Lurker: Cannon Fodder!

<Ukyou, Akane, Ryouga, Shampoo, and Mousse *GLARE* at Lurker>

Lurker: <sweatdrop> Just...kidding...?

<crash*crunch*boom*pow*thwap*zang*sodomize*krak*enormoushurting*>

Kira:  He doesn't get to see too much TV, so he probably hasn't 

gotten 

tired of "Ranger" stuff... 

Lurker: <snicker>

Hikaru: Go Go Power Rangers!

Umi: <bonks Hikaru>

SKJAM!:  Is Timmy in trouble, girl?

<collective groan>

Kira:  Cologne got promoted!

^_^

Kira:  Flies.  Gad, the stench!

<Lantis blasts Kira with his energy sword>

SKJAM!:  Because you're more interesting.

Hikaru: <snicker>

SKJAM!:  Primera's a fast worker.

Hikaru: She has that effect on people.

SKJAM!:  he being too stupid to.

<Lantis blasts SKJAM! with his sword>

SKJAM!:  Like this? ;=%

<collective facefault>

SKJAM! (Lantis voice):  Spellcaster, this is Pain.  Pain, this is a 

spellcaster.

Lurker: <sweatdrop>

Fuu: <giggle> SKJAM!-san has a strange sense of humor...


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"The Eternal Lost Lurker"
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