Kira:  I thought they were going to Lake Eterna.

SKJAM!:  Obviously their itinerary has been tampered with.

<Hikaru grumbles something very unpleasant about "bitch" and 
"suffering", Lurker hugs her>

SKJAM!:  Meet the new boss, not *quite* the same as the old boss.

Lurker: And not quite as sane as the old boss.

SKJAM!:  I prefer the "doesn't *want* to know" theorem.

Lurker: <snicker>

SKJAM!:  Shampoo is revealing her never-before seen telepathic 
abilities.  But to keep them from unbalancing the series, she will 

lose 

them by the end of the episode, just like her "remote control 
acupressure". 

<snicker>

SKJAM!:  (Ryouga voice): Oh, until after you got pregnant with our 

first 

child.

Lurker: (Ryouga voice) Akane, honey, I hope you don't mind swine...

SKJAM!:  Danger!  Danger, Akane Tendou!

Lurker, Hikaru, Umi, Fuu: <groan>

Kira:  The writer enjoys torturing you.  Just wait till revengefic 

season.

Lurker: Revenge...fic....sea....son!?  ......  O_O <moans> I'm 
dooooomed...

Kira:  Just don't fall into the Spring of Drowned Male Fairy.  Then 

Primera will *never* let you go.

Lurker, Hikaru, Umi, Fuu: ROFL!

SKJAM!:  Biggest darn cat you ever saw.

Lurker's Redneck Cousin: <spits his backy juice> Nawp, that thar en't 
th' biggest cat I ever seen...pritty damn close, tho'.

Lurker: <draws a katana and beheads the hayseed> Kore wa itten da.

Hikaru: I *love* it when Lurker-kun does that....

SKJAM!:  Tarou?  Is that you?

<Blade and Epsi-Cola (^_^!) storm into this MST and beat the living 
hell out of SKJAM!, then walk out, pausing to throw a mildewed rubber 
chicken at Lurker>

SKJAM!:  RAdioactive waste.

Lurker: In other words, the Guide pissed in it.

Kira:  You can make someone a great pork roast.

Ryouga: <wanders in and glares at Kira> Pork you. <Ryouga wanders 
out>

Lurker: Revisions of 12, 13, and 14 coming soon, and 15 comes 
tomorrow! Ja ne!


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Ryodachi Kouma
"The Eternal Lost Lurker"
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EtLostLurker@hotmail.com

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