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Author's notes:
	Before I start my fanfic, I'd like to add that I am a guy, even though
writing in first person as Akane. This is a hard job that I take on, being
unlearned in the way of female. Maybe I should just go to China and find
Spring of drowned Girl, and take a little dip. Will that help this story one
bit? Probably not... but anyway, here we go!
	Due to my leaving Takai Ten Anime, my name and the studio I usually use will
be changed. My name, which was Loade Kasador has now been changed to Fable.
Please, tell me what you think...
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		Blaster Master (A Ranma 1/2 fanfic)
			by Fable
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	Home sweet home. School had finally ended. I didn't think it would ever end.

	"Why are you so cheery?" the tired voice of Ranma moaned. 
	I looked at him. "Oh nothing..." I  opened the door, and walked inside. He
followed
	"Uh... you're not cooking tonight, are you?" Ranma looked scared.
	"Yes I am," I said in a serious tone "You will like it this time!" I rolled
up my sleeves. I'm sure that I got the receipt down this time. I shall cook a
grand and delicious feast for my family. I started to giggle. 
	"Quit it, Akane," Ranma started to back away. "You're freaking me out..." 
	"Oh, you hush now!" I said, grabbing his shirt. This time, I'll show him
that I could cook.
	 I let him go, and headed towards the kitchen. 
	I entered the kitchen. 
	"Hello, onechan!" I greeted my older sister Kasumi. 
	"Hello Akane, are you going to help me with tonight's dinner?" she asked
with a smile. 
	Ever since I was little, I was never really into much feminine stuff. Call
me a tomboy if you will, but it has never been my thing. I had always prided
myself in carrying the Tendo's Anything Goes School of Martial Arts. But now,
with all the weirdoes coming around lately, my skills in fighting aren't up
to par. *sigh* 
	"This will be very good bridal training for you Akane!" my sister said.
	"I just want to learn how to cook!" I said in defense. "I don't plan to be a
bride..." 
	"Oh my," she said. "That's not soy sauce! That's BBQ sauce." 
	I didn't hear her. I had over heard my father and Mr. Saotome carrying on a
conversation.
	"You know Saotome," my father said, unaware of my eavesdropping "I think
tonight would be good night to get a bite out to eat."
	I clenched my fist. 
	"I agree Tendo" Mr. Saotome said. 
	"Akane, that's sugar, not salt." My sister's words went by unnoticed. I was
still too busy listening to my father and Mr. Saotome insult my cooking. How
dare they. I'll show them! I'll cook them a delicious feast. I'll make them
swallow their words! I can do this!
	I started to cook hard. 
	"Akane," my sister's words finally got to me. 
	"Yes Kasumi?" I turned to her. 
	"I think it's done," Kasumi said pointing to the wok. I smiled at her, and
turned the stove off. 
	"Yes, it's done!" I yelled out loud. 
    	I heard a loud racket. I stepped outside the kitchen. I looked around,
only to find that the whole house was now empty, except for Kasumi and me. 
	"Well," I sighed, "looks like it'll be just us for dinner."
	"Oh my," Kasumi said. "I just remembered that I have to return this book to
Dr. Tofu."
	I looked at my sister. "Fine." I looked at her. She seems to be telling the
truth. Her face showed an innocent that wouldn't lie. I sighed, and let her
go.
	Now the house was empty, except for me. 
	"Hmm..." I took out a pair of chopsticks and twirled them through my
fingers. "and I worked so hard on this too."  I picked up a morsel of my home
cooking, and  placed it in my mouth. I chewed on it for a while, then
everything went black. 

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	"Bwee Bwee" I awoke to see P-chan sniffing at my face. 
	"Oh P-chan..." I said, picking up my small black piglet pet. I gave him a
huge hug. He squealed. 
	"P-chan want to eat my cooking?" I asked.  Almost as if he understood; he
nodded his head.
	I put some of my cooking in a small dish and placed it before him. The cute
pig gobbled everything in the plate. He looked at me, and fell over.
	"P-Chan!" I picked him up, looking worried. 
	P-Chan moved his head around like he was drunk, moving in circular motions.
He started to shake his head as if trying to sober himself up. P-Chan looked
at me. He was okay.
	I put him on the ground. He started to walk towards the bathroom. He
stumbled as if he drunk. 
	"Hey Ryoga!" Ranma came in. 
	"Where's Ryoga?" I asked him, hoping to see my good friend. 
	"Oh... he's around." Ranma looked at P-chan teasingly. "Hello Mr. Oink
Oink," Ranma said to P-chan. 
	My pet growled, than bit Ranma. Serves him right for making fun of P-Chan.
	"OW!" Ranma yelled, sending his fist crashing down on my poor pig. How dare
he! 
	As Ranma hit my pet, I hit him, ala circle of life. I picked up my pet.
P-Chan's eyes were watering. 
	"Don't worry baby... Mommy will give you a nice hot bath!" I said talking to
P-chan like one would talk to a baby. 	
	"WHAT?!?" Ranma's eyes bugged out. 
	My pig squealed. Probably from Ranma's outcry.
	"Shut up Ranma, you're scaring P-chan," I scolded him. 
	Just then, P-chan jumped out of my arms. 
	"P-chan!" I called for him, but he continued to run.
	"Wait up Mr. P!" Ranma yelled, giving chase. I knew Ranma was only going to
bully him afterwards. I had to stop him and get P-chan myself.
	"No you don't Ranma!" I called forth the legendary Dimensional Mallet, and
sent it crashing to Ranma's thick skull. Ranma was out like a light. In one
smooth motion, I had called forth the mallet of death, knocked out my
fiancee, and used it to gain momentum for my chase. With the extra speed, I
was closing in on P-Chan. 
	"Don't run P-chan. It's me, your mommy!" I cried out to him. P-chan
continued to run. We ran for about a good five minutes. We were deep in some
forest. I could barley see anything. The only light was that from the full
moon. As I ran, I saw a strange glowing off in the distance. P-Chan seemed to
be running to it. I suddenly tripped on a tree's root. 
	 The strange green glow was coming from a box.
	"P-Chan, don't touch that thing!"
	 P-chan jumped on it, and started to grow bigger. His shape almost became
humanoid. The P-chan mutation jumped down a hole. 
	"P-Chan!" I cried out. I looked at the box. The box was labeled toxic. I
looked down the hole that P-chan had jumped down. It was pitch dark. I could
see no bottom in sight. Should I jump in? P-chan is probably hurt. I got to
save him!
	I jumped down the hole, hoping that the bottom wouldn't be very far. As I
fell, I figured this would probably hurt. I was soon enveloped in darkness.
After a while, it seemed like I was standing still. I couldn't tell that I
was falling. Everything was dark. I didn't know what was up or down. I
started to feel the wall of the tunnel and found it was steel. The wall
started to slant, and instead of free falling, I was now sliding. I slide for
about three minutes till I was thrown to the ground. Exhausted, I passed out.
	When I came to, I found my body lying next to a huge tank like car. The car
looked like a red Isuzu trooper II with a cannon where the passenger side
should be. As I looked around the car, studying every minute detail, I found
some English words on some sort of crest. The crest had a dragon wrapped
around a spear and on the top the English words read "S.O.P.H.I.A. 3rd" 
	"Sophia third?" I pronounced. 
                     to be continued. 
      Okay... this is my very first fanfic. If you will, please comment me
here privately. Thank you! And as for disclaimer, Akane is a character from
the Ranma 1/2 comic owned by Rumiko Tahakashi. S.O.P.H.I.A. 3rd is a trade
mark of the game Blaster Master who is owned by the now bankrupt company once
known as Square Soft. 
      Fable