This is a repost of the Sailor Moon/Oz fanfic/parody. The first time it was
posted, I believe there was a lot of confusion as to what was what, and not
being able to unzip and this that and the other, so, here you go, all in one
easy to read email...well, the first part anyway.
Scot
Mokona-chan
Suzaku-chan
http://www.geocities.com/Tokyo/Temple/5851
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Hello,
This is Scot, thank you for downloading our fanfic...we worked really
hard on it and we hope you will have as much fun reading it as we did writing
it. All of our email addresses to e-mail coments and concerns or just for
casual conversation. For ease, email me, animefan78@juno.com if you want to
make a coment as Travis was a looser because he didn't have an email address,
but now he does, YumeMizuno@aol.com and Kathryn is on Juno, if that explains
anything: Setsuna.meiou@juno.com. So, give us a yell if you feel so apt, and
most of all, enjoy, and lighten up, life is all in the fun and games.
Scot Weir: Animefan78@aol.com
Kathryn Jones: Setsuna.meiou@juno.com
Travis Hodgdon: YumeMizuno@aol.com
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Responses are also appreciated either through the archive or private c&c.
Thanks.
DOMO ARIGATO GOZAI MASU
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DISCLAIMER FOLLOWS:
Okay, it's disclaimer time. We are aware that we have not created any new
characters as well as we are aware that we do not have permission to publish
with these copyrighted characters. Therefore, in accordance with the
copyright laws, we will make no attempt to publish this work formally,
claiming the characters to be of our design.
Just a note about the authors now: Kathryn, Travis and I are just a couple
of people who really like Anime, have too much creativity and WAY to much
time on our hands. I just want to thank, on behalf of the whole group, you,
the reader, who without, this wouldn't be read by anybody other than
ourselves. Not that that really matters, as we go hysterical when we read
it. But thanks anyway. Enjoy!
-Scot Weir, your Friendly Neighborhood Mokona
OZ!
"Anty Puu, Anty Puu. Where are you Anty Puu."
"Over here Chibi, I'm just shinin' my key o' time."
"Can I help?"
"No Hun, why don't you go get some corn to eat with the dumplings."
"all right. Oh, and Anty Puu? Why are we in Black and White?"
"Low budget dear, now go pick some corn."
Chibi looked out across the black and white corn field. She thought it a
truly unique experience.
I mean, how many Anime characters do you know that have been animated in
Black and White. She
thought, I wonder if other animes pick corn? Or am I the only one? Is this
a bad dream? Then she
realized she was in a FanFic and that she was wasting the authors' time so
she quickly stopped thinking
and followed the script.
She was picking corn when she noticed a noise in the background. It sounded
like the music that
you hear in Anime anytime something bad is going to happen. Some hideous
guitar chords sounded and
she knew she was in trouble.
Then she saw it. There, in the distance, was a huge spinning, pile of,
.......rats.
"Kitty Chaos!", she screamed as she ran toward the house. Just as the door
closed she felt like
she was going on a bad ride, and noticed, by looking out the window, that the
ground wasn't where it used to be. She held her breath as she and Toto, the
Luna ball spun upwards in the never ending cyclone.
She looked out the window and noticed a man (woman?) fly by the
window-Zoisite, to be exact. S/he was saying, "I'll get you, my pretty pink
rabbit and your little Luna Ball, too!" Chibi-Usa screamed a really high
pitched scream (like in the US version). A huge beam of light emanated forth
from her forehead and blasted Zoisite across the...air? The house continued
to spin around until she eventually landed in the wonderful, color world of
Oz.
"What a wonderful, colorful world this is!" exclaimed Chibi. She turned
about and noticed that a bunch of small thumbprint rabbits had congregated
about her.
"Fu FU fu FUUUU!" they exclaimed, their jewels scintillating in their
foreheads. Chibi looked confused. She tilted her head to the side. A small
trail of drool began forming at the corner of her mouth, and a smell of
burning hair filled the air. (Thinking too hard.)
"Ummm...excuse me Mr. Authorpeople.."
"NANI??!" asked Kathryn.
".....Mr. and Ms. Authorpeople...could I please get some subtitles?"
"Sure," stated Scot in an evil manner. Suddenly, KONICHI-WA appeared in Kana
(because we can't yet read Kanji) at the bottom of the screen.
"I can't read that!!" she exclaimed.
"Sorry," said Travis, also evily. GUTEN TAG/BUENOS
DIAS/HUJAMBO/SALVE/BONJOUR/ DIA'S MUIRE DHUIT/NI HAO MA?/EREV TOV/PUTANG INA
KA/ELLOHAY/YO/STRASVUSJE/ BON GIORNO/TAAG/KYVAI PAA/HJALTA/GJODT DAEG/WINGAPO
"ALL RIGHT, ALREADY!!! How about some E N G L I S H subtitles?"
"X equals negative B plus or minus the square root of B squared minus four
AC divided by two-A" (To the tune of Row, Row, Row Your Boat)
Smart ass rabbits, she thought. Oh wait..."NO! I mean subtitles that
translate what they're saying...wait...what does translate mean?"
The authors sulked. <insert three sweatdrops>
"AAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWAWAWAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Kathryn said, "Why don't we give her a break? I think she's had enough..."
The authors sulked.
"Okay. Fine. Take ALL the fun out of it."
HELLO appeared in big, bright yellow letters at the bottom of the page. (Use
your imagination.) Suddenly, little sunflowers and usagirabbits appeared
around the word.
"Did someone let C-Ko in here?", asked Travis.
Meanwhile, back in the FanFic, Chibi-Usa was still trying to sound out
HELLO. "Hell...hell..Oh, hell...oh...helloh..HELLO!!" Suddenly Dick, er DiC,
came in with an enraged look on its face.
"Children should not swear in cartoons!!!"
"This is Anime, DUMBASS!!"
DiC repeats itself, so Chibi Usa shoved it under the house with Zoisite.
<Wait a minute...Zoisite?!> Chibi thought.
Now she understood why the Mokona were so excited!
"Fu FU fu FUU!!" <Ding dong, the bitch is dead!>
Suddenly, B-ko ran across the page shouting,
"ShineShineShineShineShineSHINE!!!" <she-nae> (We had to have some sort of
cameo appearance from a Anime character sometime in the opening scenes.)
"Ugh...yeah," Chibi said.
"Fu fu fu fu fUU fufufufu FUUU FUUU fufufufu FU FU fufu fu fu fu fu FUUUUU
fu fu fu fu fufufufufufufufufufufu FUUUUU fufu fuu FUU FUUU FUU FUUU FUUU
<getting tedious yet?>FU FUUU FUUUUUU FUU FU FU fuu fuuuu fu fu
fufufufufufufufufuFUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
<Which translates: Hey, you!>
"fu" <which translates to: Stupid looking rabbit hared person from the sky
out of one huge pink cloud. You must quickly seek out the Sorceress of Oz
and the Majestic Moose. She is really big and in this really weird vase type
thing and it's really big, I mean BIG! FU. (This part doesn't translate
politely) Watashi-wa anata-o fumasu! (Which doesn't translate to Mokona or
English) So GOOOOOOO! Damnit. Look there is a dustusagi! Go> <subtitle
machine begins emitting sparks and starts to smoke...which is bad for its
health, but never mind about that.>
Chibi stares, quite confused at the crowd of thumbprint bunnies and lights
up a cigarette. The DiC censor would have come in here, however, it was
under the house with Zoisite.
Back under the house with Zoisite, wait, we'll leave that for some twisted,
perverse writer of H Anime and other stories that we surely have not read.
But, back to the FanFic, what's left of it.
So, the little thumbprint-bunnies went back to there little
thumbprint-houses and made there little thumbprint-conversations that no one
understands. But, Chibi decided that she should finally go away and get back
to the plot that was originally conceived. So, here we go.
Chibi went down the long and winding road of Anime. She was singing some
sick rendition of 'Rain or Shine, I'm happiest, when I'm with Tuxedo Mask.
He makes me sing he makes me laugh; I just love Tuxedo Mask.' So, she
trekked down the road when she came upon a walking pile of straw. It was
yelping and screaming like no end and, it was on fire?
"You've got to be kidding me, we aren't doing this are we?" asked Travis.
"Just type...come on, go ahead Scot, type away." said Kathryn.
"Okay, I was going to anyway, regardless of what you said..." said Scot,
grinning a whimsical grin.
The figure was on fire began yelling. At first it was muffled but it soon
grew to a powerful shriek. "FIRE SOUL!!! FIRE SOUL!!! FIRE SOUL!!! FIRE.
. .<click, click, click.> Damnit, the pilot light is out again. Anyone got
a blowtorch handy?"
"Rei?" asked Chibi Usa who by now was realizing that the authors had many
problems and that they were going to take them all out on her.
"Chibi?" she asked. And then, she continued her shrieks of utter pain.
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!! Quick, douse me!"
"Someone get the hose!"
Promptly, Sailor Neptune entered the FanFic (insert US Tuxedo Mask Music
here, segue to Neptune Planet Power, MAKE UP! music)
"Deep Submerge!" The entire FanFic filled with water, and though it put out
the fire, this time, the entire first part was soaked and therefore
discarded. So, I guess we have to start again.
"NOOOOOOO! I have suffered to much of your pathetic attempts at humor, your
lame jokes, horrid puns and stupid Mokona conversations that even you don't
understand to go back to the VERY beginning of this horrid compilation of
word that you so frivolously call literature." said Chibi.
"Who ruffled her skirt?" asked Scot.
"Beats me." said Travis.
"Gomen ne Chibi Usa." comforted Kathryn.
"Okay, so we just go back to the Mokona part!" exclaimed Travis quite slyly.
"NOT THE BUNNIES. NO MORE THUMB-PRINT BUNNIES WITH THEIR THUMB-PRINT HOUSES
AND THEIR THUMB-PRINT CONVERSATIONS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" said Kathryn, in a very
calm manner. "No, I refuse to go back to a point where the highlight
(KUUUSHIINAAADAA!!!)of our FanFic was poking fun at a last minute character
design to a show that few have seen, even though I'm lying at this point, it
doesn't matter because I DON'T CARE what you think. YOU DON'T MATTER. YOU
SHOULD ALL. . . SHINESHINESHINESHINESHINESHINESHINESHINESHINESHINESHINESHINE!
EVERYONE!
SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
<pant, pant, pant>"
"Tough day at the office?" said Scot.
"SHIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! <pencil breaks
and springs and lead fly every which way.>
(Meanwhile, back under the house with Zoisite)
"Don't make me get the hose!" said Travis.
"So, what do you do for a living?" asked the DiC censor.
"I try to learn human sarcasm"
"It's required." said Kathryn.
(Now, once again, we try to go back to the FanFic that was originally
conceived. (And now for something completely different))
"Do you realize how LONG we've been waiting. This is worse than being a
youma and waiting for the Senshi to say their stupid 'I WILL PUNISH YOU'
lines." said Rei.
"Yeah, Fu, oh no, I'm learning their language. I'm beginning to turn into a
RABBIT, wait, I'm already a. . ." Chibi expressed now quite confused with
herself.
"At least you're not a Thumbprint Bunny" said Sailor Neptune. "But now, my
cameo is over for the time being, but, when you catch fire later, I'll be
back!"
And so, Sailor Neptune skipped gaily out of the picture.
"Bad pun!" said Chibi.
So, the three of them, getting on with the FanFic, went down the yellow
brick road for quite a while. On the way there, they continually had to
dodge the Tank Police and kept hearing some man saying, "GREEN PEACE!" They
thought he was some drug overlord and so, avoided him at all cost.
Soon after, they were trekking along the road when they came upon a most
unusual sight. It looked like a huge rusted post in the middle of the road.
It seemed also, and this is quite odd, to be mumbling something. Chibi and
Rei listened closely and were able to make out 'bubble'. They approached the
rusted mass and could see quite clearly that it was a replica of Sailor
Mercury, made entirely of metal. "Oil" the mass exclaimed, and Chibi picked
up Toto, and having bounced it, turned it into an oil can. (This was not a
pleasant experience for Toto, let me assure you.) She unscrewed the top.
(yes, meanwhile back under the house with Zoisite, Video Girl Ai had appeared
and said to the DiC censor, 'Shall we Screw?') She quickly doused, (get the
hose), the mass with the oil, and after doing so, could see quite clearly
that in reality, the mass WAS Sailor Mercury.
"Sailor Mercury!" exclaimed Chibi.
"Bubble Spray!" and once again, Mercury found herself rusted. This, Chibi
and Rei soon realized was what had happened to her previous to her arrival.
What a pity. They doused her with the oil once again and gagged her, so
that she would not say 'Bubble Spray' again and rust herself.
So, now, the party of 4, Toto(ro?), Chibi, Mars, and Mercury, went down the
road, quite happy and ready for anything the authors could throw at them.
"They're tempting us!" said Travis.
"Should we?" inquired Kathryn
"Yes, let us once again make their lives miserable! Send the horde of 'WILD
MOKONAS'!!!!!!" shouted Scot.
We cut to the scene of Kunzite in a castle. He is wearing his normal
attire, without the eggs on his shoulders as it was fall in Oz, and
therefore, was to cold to fry eggs.
"Send the Horde of 'WILD MOKONAS'!!!!!!!!!" said Kunzite, feeling as if he
was an echo to a larger more powerful entity.
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Sorry, but I have to give you some background on the horde of 'WILD MOKONAS'.
A long time ago, the land of Oz was inhabited by Mokonas, who were the only
inhabitants and lived quite peaceably. However, soon after, as no situation
can go to long with disturbance in Anime, an evil presence split the Mokona
tribe in two. One became the civilized munchkin' Mokona, while, the others
became and evil, grotesque mutation of the Mokona, with an inverted crescent
moon, black of course, where the red jewel should be. Since then, the 'Wild
Mokonas' served Kunzite and him alone. And boy were they ugly...
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Suddenly, the monkey guy/druglord came across the page again yelling, "GREEN
PEACE!!", much to the dismay of the characters...and this now firmly
establishes the idea that, yes, he is a drug lord.
Anyway...
As the four heroine walked down the reddish-pinkish road (the designers were
cheap and used what was left over from the last FanFic to paint the road),
they heard thunderclaps coming from a nearby forest...that was then followed
by loud shrieks of terror.
"What was that?" Chibi Usa asked.
"Mmphhhmhhphhhmmm!!" Ami said.
"Huh?"
Rei removed the muzzle from Ami.
"Now, what did you say?" Rei asked.
"SHABON SPRAY!!"
And Ami rusted again...
"I'm not fixing her this time, "Chibi Usa said.
"You have to," Kathryn said, "otherwise the plot will get really
dull...anyway, she has to do that again sometime. It adds to the general
story..."
"You want it done...then you fix it!" Chibi Usa said.
"Uhh...later...go back to the story now!"
"Fine...hey narrator!!"
Ahem....as I was saying...the four followed the sound until they came upon a
clearing with some bearded lady chasing a rabbit.
"Supreme thunder!!" it kept yelling. Then it would run around in a circle
screaming trying to get away from the noise a lightning.
"Jup-ter?" the four asked.
Jup-t...uh, I mean, Jupiter turned around annoyed and said, "What?!" just
as a lightning bolt stuck her. She then stood, completely bewildered,
smoldering...
"Damn..." Jupiter said.
The DiC censor would have come in at this point but he was still under the
house with Zoisite....
Meanwhile, back under the house with Zoisite...
"So, do you know how to get to the Shrine of Ur-anus?" Zoisite asked.
"That's Uranus," the DiC censor replied.
"Whatever..."
"What are you afraid of?" the Senshi asked Jupiter.
"SHHH!!!" she said, "You're scaring me!!"
"Sorry!"
"Not so loud!!!"
"Hey Travis," Scot said, "Can we get a muffler for these people? They're
too loud for Jupiter."
So the three writers attached a muffler to the story; unfortunately, now
they were too quiet and no one could understand anything that was being said.
In fact they all started to sound like the mating calls of Mokona.
"Fufu! FUFUFU fu fufu fu!!"
And because of this...the wild Mokonas responded.
Meanwhile, back under the house with Zoisite...
"Come on DiC," Zoisite said, "turn me in to a hentai chick!!"
As we go back to the story, yet again....
Mars has started up a nice game of solitaire, while Jupiter and Chibi Usa
are trying to play strip poker...they haven't gotten anywhere; the wild
Mokonas are using the Luna-P as a basketball and Ami is trying to mumble,
through rusted lips mind you, "That is not sailor business!!"
"Fu fu!" which translates to, "You have fooled us! You are not Mokonas!!
What is this unbelievable nonsense?!"
Chibi starts to talk in Mokona. She has picked up the language from all of
the Mokonas she has been around.
"Fu" which basically means, "Well, it all started when some stupid authors
decided to take out their aggressions on me."
"I heard that..." Travis said.
"So we have met all of these people and Mokonas and I have picked up the
language from them since all of these Mokonas have been in the story and the
scarecrow...I mean Rei...who keeps setting herself on fire, and Ami keeps
rusting herself and what is all the Zoisite stuff anyway I thought we left
her under the house...<breathe> with the DiC censor in the Mokona village why
don't we make this a damn Rayearth FanFic for crying out loud we have enough
Mokonas but no we are sailor moon fanatics and we take all of this stuff out
on poor me and poor everyone else for what nothing I mean geeze what does it
take to get a period in this stupid paragraph HELLO UP THERE STOP THIS..."
Kathryn laughs maniacally...
Scot lunges out of the computing seat and into the FanFic where he tries to
strangle Chibi Usa. Rei, Ami and the others, including the wild Mokonas,
remove him and throw him out of the FanFic.
Back in the authors place...
"I'm sorry," said Scot, "but that speech was too funny."
"It was all Kathryn's fault," Travis said.
Before Scot could attack Kathryn, however, she hissed at him and he decided
to stay in his seat...away from the keyboard.
"Can we get back to the plot now?" Rei asked.
"Only if you're nice..." Travis said.
"Yeah, right..." she replied.
Now that all has been explained to the wild Mokonas, they decided their job
is done and leave. During their trek back to the city, they passed by the
house that Zoisite and the DiC censor were under.
Meanwhile, back under the house with Zoisite...
"I want to be a star, star, star..." Zoisite sings.
"Sailor Stars?" asked the DiC censor.
So now, back to the party of five....
They traveled down the road towards the Emerald City. As they walked,
Michiru and Haruka, passed them, skipping hand in hand.
"Cute guy..." Chibi Usa said.
"Uh that's....never mind...you're too young." Ami replied.
"<sigh> Another cameo...." Michiru said as they past the Senshi.
"Hey, it's the first time I've been in this thing," Haruka said," and can we
stop this skipping now? My legs are really starting to hurt."
"Please..." Michiru said, "I didn't know skipping gaily out of the picture
could be so much work."
The two stopped in their tracks.
"Okay....now what?" Michiru asked.
"I don't know about you, " Haruka said, "but I say we follow them. Easy way
to get more bit parts...."
"And a few cheap jokes..."
The two grinned evily and turned back to follow the group.
"Okay...we have exhausted that....now what?" asked Travis.
"I don't know," Scot said.
"Come on Scot! Think faster!" Kathryn pressured, "Hurry! There isn't much
time!"
She starts to hum the "Jeopardy" theme....
"I can't think under pressure!" Scot exclaimed.
"Well then we will just have to break for a commercial..." Travis decided.
[insert commercials]
Announcer: Millions of people, everyday, try to reach God, but to no avail.
They think that they be will be heard through prayer, but now, Divine
Inventions Inc. has come up with an amazing device that will revolutionize
our religious lives. It's the phone. Now, you can bypass all of that silly
prayer stuff and call God collect. 1-800-CALL-GOD. Try it today! Free.
God wants to hear from you.
[next]
"Do you want to make more money? Sure, we all do....so call this number
today to get you specialized degree. You can major in any one of these
courses:
High School, TV/VCR repair, Project A-ko, All Purpose Cultural Cat Girl Nuku
Nuku, Sailor Moon, Dirty Pair, Electrician, DNA^2, Vampire Princess Miyu, or
get your degree. You can major in animation or accounting."
[next]
"Are you ever at a loss for words. Are you ever in an awkward situation and
don't know what to do. Well, then what you need is, a sweatdrop. <Loud
annoying announcer enters here> Come on down to Sweat Drops R' Us. We have
all shapes and sizes. We are so diversified that we even have those hard to
find pendulum tears. Where else can you find such a large selection in one
small building. Come on down, you're the next shopper in SWEAT DROPS R' US!
[next]
}}we hear the "Diamonds are Forever Music" going in the background{{
[we see a silhouette of Luna on a building as she runs down the street. She
passes many buildings until she comes to one house that looks strangely
familiar...it's Usagi's.]
}}music builds{{
[the silhouette jumps through a window where a silhouette figure of Usagi
get up from the chair. The Luna silhouette jumps into the air and a locket
falls onto the bed. Usagi silhouette picks up the locket and it now hangs,
oddly in air, on the silhouette.]
}}as the scene fades, the music reaches its climax{{
Announcer: Sailor Moon...is forever...and with only two months salary, so is
your own Sailor Moon broach. Make this anniversary a special one, with the
Silver Crystal...
[next]
Ring Ring Ring
[A mokona picks up the phone]
"Fu Fu?"
"For the ten-thousand dollar prize, tell what Anime features a small
thumbprint bunny named Mokona."
[the mokona looks around the room, he sees posters of Magical Knight
Rayearth, he sees the animation table.]
"Fu Fu Fu Fu Fu Fu!"
"What?"
"Fufu. Fuuuuu, fufufufu."
"Oh, I'm sorry, your time is up"
"FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!"
GOT SUBTITLING MACHINE?
[next]
"Okay this is getting a little dull, guys..." Chibi Usa said, "We're
waiting!"
"How about a musical number then?" Kathryn asked.
}}music to "A Chorus Line" begins to fade into the background{{
[The four inner Senshi, Sailor Moon and Chibi Moon are standing in the front
of the stage as the lights fade in on them. They are wearing their Senshi
uniforms; the skirts are now sequined. They each wear a top hat and hold a
cane...both of which corresponds to the skirt color. As the music swells,
they all raise their heads to look at the audience and sing.]
"One...Anime sensation
We just want it back.
One...artful inspiration
Cut Usagi some slack, some slack, some slack!
Hey Usagi-chan
[ while all this was going on, in the background, we see the outer Senshi's
silhouettes. They don't look to happy to be cut out of the musical number.
The figures run off stage.]
[ Michiru runs across the back of the stage in a long white dress. She
stops in the center, does a dramatic arm to the forehead, and then she runs
off the other side of the stage. Haruka, wearing a tuxedo, cape, and a white
mask over one side of her face, swings across the stage on a rope after
Michiru. Michiru runs back to the other side. Haruka swings back singing,
"He's here! The Phantom of the FanFic!!". This goes one for a minute or
so...then Haruka swings across and the rope breaks. She goes flying....and
hits Michiru straight on, who falls. The two get up, bow dramatically, and
run off stage.]
One episode we know that dumb DiC cut
They did not advertise now they're in a rut
[ Setsuna comes out into the background...she waves off stage]
One....single calculation
Not much put at stake
Give the show another break for us....
Gus!!
[ now while this was going on, Setsuna runs off the other side of the stage.
Chasing her across was Hotaru wielding the Silence Glaive. Hotaru runs back
across the stage with the Glaive, chased by Setsuna with the Key of Time.
They then meet in the middle and "battle" each other, Glaive to Key.
Michiru and Haruka poke their heads out of the side curtain to watch.
Setsuna and Hotaru stop, look at them, then at each other, and then go after
Michiru and Haruka who scream and run off stage.]
Ooo [scream is heard offstage] sigh
Come on DiC we just need
[ Haruka and Michiru are now chasing Setsuna and Hotaru with the Deep Aqua
Mirror and the Space Sword across the stage]
One more shot [POW!! is heard offstage]
[Ami asks, "What was that?" and Chibi Usa replies, "Just do the stupid
song!!"]
come on just help feed
Theeeeeeeeeeeeee [ the outers run out on-stage behind the singing Senshi in
their own uniforms] Mooooooooooooooooooooooooonies!!" [the outer Senshi lock
arms and begin to Can-Can (which can slightly be heard in the background over
the final parts of the music).]
[ as the music ends, all hell breaks loose between the inner and outer
Senshi. Chibi is yelling at everyone, while Usagi cries pendulum tears.]
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<cut to Travis Tangent>
"Ahem....we would like to apologize profusely for the preceding musical
number. You see, we felt we exhausted #325 (the mokona thing) and #124.7 (the
Shabon Spray bit) and we CERTAINLY couldn't do #69 (back under the house with
Zoicite...) so we had to resort to #3.14 which was a rip-off of a musical
number for the Inner Senshi, although, I have to admit the staging was rather
clever and the um..lyrics were um.....uh.... <cut to scene of Scot holding
sledgehammer over Travis's head, as Travis holds a sign that reads HELP
ME!!!> ...er....artful? How's that sound? And of course the Outer Senshi
wanted to be in on it, so we combined #3.14 with #22/7, which is a
vaudevillian melodrama for the Outer Senshi and came up with the preceding
scene. <BREATH> pant..pant...pant...whew! Okay, we now return you to our
regularly scheduled FanFic." <fade out>
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That was part one...part two should be pretty close behind, unless a lot of
people are posting. Thanks if you read this, it really means a lot to me.
Scot
Mokona-chan
Suzaku-chan
http://www.geocities.com/Tokyo/Temple/5851/