Spacewarp wrote:
How about the "Spring of Drowned Godzilla"? He could have been tripped by
the mountains, landed with his nose in a spring, and lost consiousness
from the fall!
Godzilla? I like the way he drowns but your really giving yourself a
bit of an advantage, why would you NOT wanna be Godzilla? And besides,
who's to say Godzilla isn't cursed? Whenever he leaves the scene, it's
always to go into the water and then mysteriously dissappear, it's
possible.
Hmmmmm, I've been trying to stay out of Spam threads like these unless
absolutely nessicary or if they can be made silly. I will now make this
thread... silly!
Dear Sirs!
It has come to my attention that a challenge as to the strangest curse
spring has been issued. Being a caretaker of on such dwellings of cursed
silly springs gives me a slight advantage in this arena. I have to say
that the silliest curse is NOT a ghost, a great whopping lizard, a giant
hedehog looking for Dinsdale, a Mecha with optional flight capabilities
or even a viking with a craving for Spam. It is in fact a beached whale.
Very tragic story of a beached blue whale who got REAL lost and ended up
in one of our pools. Actually, it's not that tragic and me and the boys
had a good laugh at it's expense.
Yours Truley,
A Magical Girl with an annoying sidekick and a ditzy attitude who fell
into spring of Drowned Drowned Spring Caretaker... Missus!
<shot moves to Gary Kleepe who is wearing a suit and sitting behind a
large desk with a microphone.>
Gary: And now, the Silly Drowned Hack Writer sketch.
<scene changes to Keener who holds a bucket of water over his head and
pours it's contents on himself. He becomes small, feathered and, in
fact, definately dead. In the background, Fcasper, TimeRunner and
Nickolas F. Toldeo can be seen dragging JD to a spring>
JD: NO! I don't what to go into the Spring of Drowned Haggis! You can't
make me!
<scence swithes back to Gary>
Gary: And now is the part where we show gratious shots of naughty bits,
just to annoy the list owners.
<roll credits>