The Dave Barry thread is over, done with, ended, finished. RpM, please
report to the forced labor camp.

If anyone else tells the list how they want to fall into Spring of Drowned
Dingbat, or Tiger, or Australian Drop Bear, I shall become very cross.

And for the last damn time, DO NOT POST FIC REQUESTS TO THE LIST! DO. NOT.
I don't care if you don't know the author. I don't care if you just spent
five days looking for it. I don't care if the fate of the world rests on
you finding it. DO NOT POST REQUESTS TO THE LIST. You will be yelled at,
and if I'm truly annoyed I'll do worse. If you're truly that desparate to
find the damn thing, mail me about it; I can either find it or direct you
to someone else who can. The fanfic synopses lists help as well.

Again, do not mail fic requests to the bloody FFML. Really. I mean it.

(That may have seemed a tad repetitive, but some fool will undoubtably
post a fic request within 36 hours. And I'm going to take great pleasure
in gently correcting him.)

- Tybalt, FFML Moderator
"It fits, when such a villain is a guest:
I'll not endure him."