A tiny white form creeps forward from amongst the undergrowth of the 
vast FFML jungle onto the windswept prarie, the air becomes 
deathly still...
(Mouse bows) 'Tis I, he of the Bastard Taskmasters From Hell! It has 
been a long trek across the wastelands, many a day has passed since 
my last sojourn here. But I have returned, and I am ready to 
viciously prod the lazy authors once more! ^_-

(Mouse looks around and spots a tall, sturdy oak. He nails a sign to 
the tree)  - "ATTENTION!  All of the DBTFH who still wish to retain 
their positions contact the Mouse!  All those who wish to inflict 
grievous but temporary harm on their fellow authors do likewise! ^_-"

(The muted whisperings of the FFML may be heard once more, echoing in 
the dark forest...)

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