At 12:00 AM 13/01/97 -0500, Luis Majluf wrote:

After reading Megane 6.7's Top Ten Rejected Lines for Ranma 1/2, I got
inspired myself. But since the best subject (Ranma) was taken, I opted
for the second best (Sailor Moon) (Die-hard SM fans: no flames please!).
I've been out of the SM loop for a while, though, and I was only able to
come up with two lists: one for Ami and one for Serena. Sorry about the
SM (other meaning) content- too much Bakuretsu Hunter, I guess.

[tear] It's nice to see someone else who likes Sorcerer Hunters.
Tira [sigh] and Chocolate...  What can one say?

Anyone may feel free to add or modify to this, if they wish. Just send
me a copy of whatever you do. 
Another note of interest: I'm unsubscribing for a few weeks, as I'm
leaving for vacations tomorrow. See ya all in three weeks!

A likely story.

Without further ado, here lie my crummy... 
TEN TOP REJECTED LINES FOR SAILOR MOON:

MERCURY
10. Hey, pass the beer!

O.o - right.

9. Ohmigosh, that is, like, so UN-cool, Serena!
8. After learning DOS, operating this hyper-advanced, mega-techie Moon
Technology(c) computer is a piece of cake!
7. <in a dark room, with a man, dressed in leather, whip in hand> Kneel,
boy!

Shhh.  What Ami and JWB do in their spair time is their business. 

6. Hurry up, Serena, I've got an apointment with my hairdresser at four
and my manicurist at five.
5. Whew! This Haitian ganga is really strong… just the way I like it!
4. Screw the Negaverse... I want to party!
3. I know that if I had used a smaller font I would've been able to pack
in more answers into this cheat sheet... Damn.

Are you sure you're not quoting me here?

2. I'd help you more often, Serena, if you weren't so bitchy.

Usagi is bitchy?

1. If you can really predict the future Richard, predict this! <pinches
a certain part of his anatomy>

Wouldn't a kick be easier?  Or am I thing about the wrong part?

- Bill Gates, in the name of Murcury (and computer users everywhere) I will 
punish you.

SERENA
10. Ugh... Darien, no tongue, no tongue!

ROTFLAL.  (RCAF reference?)

9. Allright! Next period: Chemistry!
8. Take that cake away from me...I don't want to get fat!
7. <takes out a home-pregnancy test> Mamo-chan... remember that time we
went out a couple of months ago?

Chibi-Usa had to come from somewhere...

6. Oh my god, what a hunk! Einstein's MY favorite intellectual idol...
5. After my operation you can’t call me a flatchest anymore, neh,
Rei-chan?
4. <in a dark room, with Mamoru, dressed in leather, tied up> In the
name of the Moon, punish me!

This is SM not... S..m.. [pause ]well you know what I'm saying.

3. Screw the Moon Sceptre! Gimme a tommygun to fill these bastards with
lead!

The NEW Picard Manover.

2. Was the Integral of <arcsin 3x> the derivative of <natural log of e>
or the <natural log of y squared>? 
1. I’m the Moon Princess, Rei, remember? So you can kiss my ROYAL ass!

Hope you liked it.

Yup.

Luis Majluf

Now try these ones:
TOP 10 THINGS YOU'LL NEVER HEAR [CARROT/CHOCOLATE/TIRA] SAY... :) though
you might have to mark the post as [lemon].  ;)

BELGAREN