Yeah, well ... it's not much, but I was sick of it sitting around there
waiting for me to finish it, so I hurried up and finished it in a few
hours. I need lots of C&C on it to try to make it somewhat amusing,
like the last one ... I don't think that this one is up to very much at
all... but then, like I said, I was sick of it sitting around.

Sorry to all the people who wanted in it - it's pathetic and it's not
like you're written in to anything particular, and sorry, there are
no specific scenes like in the last one. ;p

Well, here's what I've written so far. Try to enjoy!

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Ranma Nibunnoichi - Yet More Gaijin in Nerima!             [Warning : Satire]

All characters portrayed in this fanfic are copyright of Rumiko Takahashi
and Shogakukan Inc, etc, etc, etc. All other 'real' characters are sort of
copyright of me. (Yep, I own everything, unless I don't want it!)

NB. This has nothing to do with the Ranma Nibun No Ichi series! But is HAS
got to do with 'Ranma Nibunnoichi - Gaijin in Nerima!

Also ... This is a satire, so sit back, relax, ignore the normal Ranmaverse
and enjoy! ^_^ 

Oh, and play The Ranma 1/2 Drinking Game while you're at it... It's all
clearly marked for you! Go get plastered! ^_~

Note: All blame goes to Ryo, Ishido, Ratiko and Skeride at the fanfic ML MUX, 
      as they all thought it was funny and a good idea! Send all flames, 
      hate mail, complaints, "this is the only fanfic of yours that I don't
      like"s and anything else bad to them! Oh, yeah, blame the rest of the
      people from the FFML who wanted to be included in one of these stories
      for forcing me to make a part 2! I didn't want to, really!!!

      I take NO responsibility for this fanfic ... unless you like it. ^_~
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[SanFrancisco Airport]

A Japanese man, dressed imacultely, looked at his ticket. He was headed for
Japan. Specifically, Nerima. <Hmm. I need to get this done or else they'll 
have my ass.>

He strode up to the stewardess, and showed her the ticket. He was ushured
onto the plane.

The stewardess blushed as she stared after him. He was about six foot tall,
and very well developed. His dark hair, although short, was combed into a 
stylish cut. The woman gazed after him, watching the play of muscles under 
his shirt, and his cute ass. <Ohh, I wonder if he's taken ... That Mr. Yo 
is soooooooo hot.>

She came back to earth with a start as the next customer prodded her with
his ticket.

[Nerima, Nekohanten]

Shampoo sat at a table, nursing her hungry kittens. It was hard work, looking
after her litter. When she went to feed one of them, they ALL wanted fed. She
sighed and held her little ones.

Mousse was cleaning the tables, almost glowering at Shampoo. Although he
still loved her, he was getting a little tired of having to wait on tables
for her as she played with her 'children'. He snorted, <They aren't even
human! She wanted a CAT over me, that hussy!> But he couldn't keep up his
anger for long. He was jealous that she had bedded James, and all he had
gotten was bashed up. He sighed and went back to cleaning the tables.

**** If someone's kid(s) show up, 2 drinks
**** ..without time travel being involved, 3 drinks
**** ..and none of them are Ranma's, chug

[Tendou-ke]

Ranma and Akane sighed, waking up as Akane's alarm started ringing. Ranma
turned over and hit the alarm clock, switching it off with practised ease.

Looking up at the roof, Akane yawned. "Father's students will be coming
here today."

Sitting up, the sheet slid down Ranma's bare chest to pool in his lap.
Obvious to anyone who could see him, he was naked beneath the sheet. He
turned and stroked Akane's short, dark hair gently, "Well, I guess we'll
have to get things ready for them. But, however much those students
disrupt our lives ... it was them that got us together."

A smile spread aross Akane's face, and she looked up at Ranma, "Yeah...
That was a wonderful day..."

Ranma smiled down at his fiancee. Slowly he bent down and kissed her,
"But not as wonderful as that first night ...." He eyed her suggestivly.

Akane smiled innocently, sitting up just enough so that the sheet slid
off her bare breasts, giving Ranma a little more to look at, "What night
would that have been, Ranma?"

His hands found their way to her soft, exposed skin, "I'll just have to
remind you, then, won't I?"

With a soft moan, Ranma and Akane started to kiss... Ranma lowering his
lover to the bed.

**** 1 drink for the following sexual pairings: Ranma/Akane

[Over the Ocean]

The plane flew towards Japan, and the man, slipping on a pair of glasses,
reviewed the letter from his boss. He had to have all contracts signed by 
the end of the week. Ranma, Akane, Kasumi, Nabiki, Souun, Genma, Nodoka, 
Ryouga, Kodachi, Tatewaki, Shampoo, Mousse, Cologne. Anyone else he could 
sign up would be a bonus. He knew that getting the girls would be easy. But 
the men? They should have let his partner, even if she was only a script 
writer, handle them. 

He sighed and looked out the window. Being the movie director wasn't all
it's cracked up to be. He had to do all the dirty work ... <Maybe they 
won't mind the extra 'u's taken out of their names...> he wondered. He 
mentally shrugged and relaxed, resting up before reaching his destination.

The plane flew on.

[Ryouga's House]

Ryouga finished dressing, and turned to the half-naked Akari.

"You know, we should go see how Akane-san and everyone's doing. They're
having a few more students coming over." <I wonder if they've got any
girls... or if Caroline will be back...> Ryouga thought.

Akari nodded, and smiled up at him, "Let's go right now, Ryouga-sama. We
will get there in time for dinner... Kasumi-san is sure to let us stay."

He smiled and kissed her.

She kissed him back and winked, "Maybe Caroline will be there - then we
can thank her for getting you over that little nose-bleeding problem for
me!"

Ryouga blushed.

**** 1 drink for each appearance of the following people: Akari
**** 3 drinks if any of the above are major parts of the story
**** 3 drinks for the following sexual pairings: Ryouga/Akari

[Nerima]

Stepping out of the taxi, the sexy Japanese man paid the driver and picked 
up his luggage. He smiled - he was at the Tendou residence. He walked in 
through the open gate, then up the path to the house itself.

He knocked on the door, and waited.

Soon, Kasumi opened the door, a pretty smile on her face, "Oh, a guest. Are
you a friend of Ranma or Akane?"

He shook his head, "I'm actually here to talk to Nabiki. She's arranged
a place for me to stay for the week."

Kasumi's smile brightened, "Oh, your room is ready, please come in."

He stepped into the house, pausing to remove his shoes. Kasumi led him into
the living room, taking his luggage from him, "Nabiki is in there. I will
see you at dinner time."

The man bowed and Kasumi bowed back, taking his luggage to his room - the room
where Happousai used to stay, before he ... died.

Entering the living room, he spied Nabiki, watching television. He coughed
a little, pausing to admire her figure. As his eyes traveled up to her face,
he couldn't help but notice that she was staring back at him.

She grinned, "Hey, hot stuff. You're here for the movie contracts from
Video Intra-Zone?"

He nodded, "Yeah, I've been told that the movie departmens's paying you to 
put me up here for the week while I get everyone to sign."

"Yeah, otherwise you wouldn't be here." She stood up and walked over to him.
Dressed in tight shorts and a tight top, she made a good impression on him.
But he had made a good impression on her, "But I think I'll help you, so
maybe at the end, you've got a little free time to spend... I'll talk daddy
and uncle and aunty Saotome into it for you. And Ryoga owes me a favour..."

He was pleasantly surprised, "Your English is very good, Nabiki Tendo."

She grinned, "Got to get in practice. I want to do my own part."

He nodded, "What about the others? They can't all speak English, can they?"

"Well, I'm not sure about daddy and the Saotome's, but everyone else can."

He smiled broader, "Well, then. That makes things much easier."

She nodded and placed a hand on his chest, swirling her fingertips over his
pectoral muscles, and down over his flat, hard stomach, "Shall we go to your
room to discuss ... contracts?"

The movie director grinned.

[Outside]

A bus pulled up, outside the Tendou residence.

Kasumi looked out at the people and their luggage. <Thank goodness father
added on a few rooms! All of these students! I hope I've cooked enough for
them all!> She lovingly fondled a spatula she held in her hand, <Oh, and
I *do* hope that one of them likes me ... All of those men are sooooooooo
cute. Even Nabiki's friend...>

The group of students headed over to the front door, carrying their
belongings. Passers by stopped, stared and started to drool, making puppy
eyes at the group. The passers by were in love.

[Nabiki's Bedroom]

Nabiki sat down at the edge of her bed as the director pulled out the contract 
and started reading it. She listened carefully and nodded slowly, "That sounds
good ... but, what about the pay?"

"Hmm. My company is willing to pay you a million for this movie."

Nabiki gasped, then let out a soft moan, "A million US dollars?"

He nodded, with a smile.

Her mouth was dry. She licked her lips, a hand straying to stroke her bare
thigh. Her shorts were getting a little uncomfortable as she thought about
the money... she was getting hotter. She stared over at the man before her. 
The sensuality that flowed from his gaze and his sexy body made her imagine 
them naked, rolling in a pile of dollar notes. She supressed another, louder 
moan.

Seeing her flush, Mr. Yo moved over to her, and whispered, "And you'll 
get a quarter of it now, if you sign."

Her eyes turned to stare into his. Her breathing sped up. She couldn't help
running her hand up to stroke her crotch. She was already soaked through.
She trembled a little and turned to kiss him full on the lips, pushing him
back onto her bed in her passion.

He fell back, his arms sliding around her waist. He couldn't help but respond
to her demanding passion. "And you'll get a free hotel suite to yourself...
Room service included."

That did it. Nabiki groaned. She ripped off her t-shirt, exposing her unclad
brests to his view, then clawed at her shorts, "Yes... oh, yes I'll sign..."

Helpfully, Yo took off his shirt, and trousers as she stripped, then he 
pulled her down on top of him. Their naked bodies met, Nabiki straddling 
his hips. She stared down at him, her eyes shining with need, "Ohhh, take 
me now, then I'll sign ..."

His hands slid over to hold her hips... This beautiful, naked and excited
girl straddling him turned him on so much ... he was ready. Moving her hips
a little, he nodded ... and she pushed down, taking his hot, throbbing 
<CENSORED>

She arched her back, begging the sexy director to thrust the roll of 100 yen 
coins up into her dripping, pink <CENSORED>

Finally Nabiki relaxed, pulling her new lover down on top of her. Hardly 
noticing the money spread all over the bed and room, not the cheques, nor 
her photos, nor the vidcam (which had run out of film hours ago), she closed 
her eyes, sighing happily.

Mr. Yo smiled and kissed her neck softly. Then he heard a soft sound, almost 
at the edge of his senses. Someone was calling something from downstairs.

He blinked and say up, looking at the time, "Hmm, Nabiki, I think your sister
called us for dinner..."

Nabiki yawned, and sighed, "Alright, we'd better go before she comes up here
to look for us."

They got up and dressed, the director handing her the contract. She smiled, 
sighing happily as she thought of having him again, this time on a LARGE pile 
of money. She signed the paper, and handed it back. Then she picked up a 
slightly damp roll off 100 yen coins. On impulse, she pressed it into his 
hand, and winked, "Something to remeber me by."

He winked and laughed, "How could I ever forget you?"

They made their way downstairs for dinner.

"Oh, by the way. I never got your name, hot stuff."

"Call me Yo-san."

[Ucchan's]

Ukyou sighed and sat back, watching Konatsu serving the customers. She'd
been rather busy over the last few months, and hadn't had a good bonk since
Kevin Eav left. <He finished his training and left. Males!>

She'd tried Konatsu, but he was too shy. And he wanted to be dominated. It
was impossible for her to give him that ... Even if he had set up the chains
and handcuffs, ready for her. However pretty he looked in the slave-girl
costume, however sweet and innocent he could look - it just wasn't something
she could do.

She wanted to dress up and get tied down.

And Konatsu couldn't do it. Only Kevin had been able to dominate her as
she wanted. <And Ran-chan is always off in bed with Akane! Ryouga's gone
off with Akari ... And Kunou's still too fixiated on Ran-chan to bother
with me.> She sighed, leaning back, <And Mousse is into *real* S&M. Feh.
And he's another pathetic submissive-loving freak. Well, maybe the Tendou's 
have a batch of new students... Ran-chan did metion it...>

"Ukyou-sama, daijoubu?"

**** If any Japanese is used in the fanfic, 2 drinks

Konatsu stood in front of her, waving a hand in front of her face.

She blinked and stood up, "Yeah. I just thought of something I need to do.
Gonna go visit Ran-chan for a while. Take care of the shop while I'm gone!"

Konatsu nodded and went back to serving customers as Ukyou left the shop.

**** 1 drink for each appearance of the following people: Konatsu

[Tendou Residence]

Mr. Yo and Nabiki came downstairs and into the living room. Nabiki's eyes
lit up <Ooh, more guys the extort and have fun with!>

Yo-san just blinked. "You're having guests over, this week...?" <Damn, this
makes things a little difficult - how do I work around them to get to the
people I need to sign up?>

Kasumi brought out a few more plates of food, setting them down on the
table. Akane and Ranma were there, at one end of the table. Souun and Genma
were at the other, Genma snatching all the food he could. Nodoka sat near
her husband, eyeing the way he was eating and fingering the unwrapped
katana. But the director didn't know who the others were.

Nabiki grinned, sitting down at the table, "Yeah, they're dad's students."
She switched to Japanese, "Hey, this is Yo-san. He's going to be staying
here for a week, so be nice to him."

The normal occupants of the house blinked at each other and nodded.

Kasumi smiled sweetly and pointed out the space reserved for Yo. "Please
make yourself at home."

He knelt down at the table ... His eyes wandered over the students.

There was a man, dressed rather normally apart from the headband he wore on
his head. Yo estimated him to be about six foot one, and his build was
incredible. Even the glasses didn't detract from this guy's beauty. Yo
frowned, <He's almost as sexy as me ...>

Seeing Yo's eyes on him, the man smiled, "Hi, I'm Ted Hsu. Pleased to meet
you!"

Yo nodded with a smile, and looked at the next person. A girl. He perked up,
and gave her a grin.

She was very pretty, with long brown hair and deep brown eyes. Freckles
dusted her nose, giving her a sweet, innocent look. About five foot seven,
she was petite and slim, but her body would make even a Barbie doll envious.
Her curves drew Yo's eyes, and only her sweet voice snapped him back into
reality, "Hello, I'm Bridget Ellen Engman."

She grinned, noticing how he stared ... <Mm... not bad, but... I only signed
up to see Ryouga-san! Ooooh, he's sweet! Ryouga-san....>

The introductions continued...

"Hiya, Roland Cordova - but you can call me The Scriviner." He was asian in
appearance, with black hair and dark brown eyes. He smiled, his teeth
sparkling. His face, even with a pair of small, squarish hornrimmed glasses,
was beautiful. The rest of his body matched... He was a total shoujo babe.

Before he could investigate the others any futher, Yo was stopped by Genma
trying to sneak some of his food off his plate.

Without effort, the director picked up his chopsticks and wrested the piece
of fish from Genma's chopsticks. Genma's mouth dropped open. Even Ranma
wasn't good enough to steal his food back like that!

Yo grinned, "I do martial arts chopstick fighting!" He lifted the chopsticks
to his mouth and ate the sashimi.

[Kunou Residence]

Kodachi shook her eyes, watching her brother, "Oniisama, you may have a very
nice looking body, but you are still no match for Rod."

Tatewaku Kunou frowned, stopping his posturing, "I was not posing for your
benefit, sister. I merely asked you to see if my osage-no-onna or Tendou
Akane would approve."

She signed, "If you want to take them to your bed, oniisama, you must stop
only trying to please yourself. That was incredibly boring. Even with the
leather and the restraints."

Kunou frowned and tugged at the cords binding his arms to the bed, "Well,
Kodachi, please set me free. I shall see if my loves agree with you or
not."

Kodachi laughed insanely, dressing, "This I shall have to see!"

Untying Kunou from her bed, she let him dress and they both went off to
the Tendou house.

**** 3 drinks for the following sexual pairings: Kodachi/anybody

[Nekohanten]

"Mousse, you look after Shampoo's kittens. Shampoo go see if Ranma wants
to eat ramen tonight."

Mousse looked at the little creatures that Shampoo had placed in his arms,
"But Shampoo..."

She smiled sweetly at him, "Thank you Mousse. Shampoo go now."

She skipped out of the Nekohenten, leaving Mousse with her children and a
full resturant to look after.

[Tendou Living Room]

A somewhat hungry Genma sat back, his food having been eaten by Yo-san.

Scott Jamison sat, gibbering and staring at Kasumi. He was sexy, almost like
a shoujo male, but his body was more that of a martial artist. He had short,
dark brown hair, and a neatly trimmed beard and mustache. His blue eyes
quite clearly showed that he was smitten by Kasumi, even behind the tinted
glasses he wore.

Kasumi smiled sweetly in his direction, and he almost fainted. <Oh, what a
sweet man. I'm sure he'll be able to help me in the kitchen later....>

Ben Koss, Paul Ervi and Keith "WebDragon" Mark sat togther as they ate. Ben,
flexing his muscles a little, smiled. Slicking back his light blond hair to
fix his ponytail, he grinned, "I'm going to get Shampoo before you guys."

Paul shook his head, his eyes sparkling, lifted up a gloved hand, only his
knuckles and fingers bare, "I bet that I get Shampoo first. After all, I'm
way cooler than you."

With a laugh, WebDragon shook his head, his black shoulder-length hair
stylishly framing his face, bringing out his brown eyes. "No way, Shampoo's
mine. Why do you think I came here?"

"Come on, Shampoo's mine... You know I'm so drop dead sexy that she can't
resist me!" Ben grinned at the other two.

The three sexy guys continued their friendly argument, not realising that
the object of their desire was on her way to the Tendou place at that
moment...

Neither did the pretty Nicholas "NightElf" Leifker know that his desire was
on her way. His wavy black hair framed a delicate face, and his glasses set
off his hazel eyes, making him look studious, as well as beautiful. He
looked over at Ranma and Akane.

Ranma was scowling slightly, holding onto Akane with an arm. <Damn, they're
going to try to steal Akane from me ... I just won't allow it! But ... but
how can I beat up all these cool guys? And the girls ....> His eyes softened
and went slightly out of focus as he watched the two girls at the table...

Bridget smiled back, but her mind was on Ryouga. Molly "Miyu" DesJardin 
just smiled, her smile making Ranma feel ... hot. Molly's long, wavy 
chestnut hair flowed down her back, reaching her waist. Her large blue 
eyes showed myschief and sensuality... Although petite, she, too, had a 
wonderful figure. <Ranma, honey, sorry ... But I'm all for Kunou-sempai.> 
She giggled a little and winked at Akane.

Akane, for her part, frowned at Molly, but was unable to hold her anger as
her attention drifted back to the guys. <No matter how much I love Ranma...
How can I help it...? There guys are soooo wonderful! But I wonder if they'll
be as good as Jimbo .. or Ranma...>

James "Jaymz" Cullen blushed just a little as his eyes met Akane's. But he
smiled back, his eyes not able to look away from hers. His long dark hair
was tied back, for the moment, and flowed down his back. He sat up a little
straighter, and Akane's gaze drifted across his well defined chest... <Oh,
Akane, I'm gonna take you from Ranma ... even if it's just for a night.>

Mr. Yo smiled as he looked around the room, <Great ... none of them as as
sexy as me. Getting the girls' signatures should be *no* problem!> His eyes 
travelled over Kasumi, Akane and Nodoka. <Which one to sign up, next? Hmm,
Nabiki said she's talk to Nodoka... Akane or Kasumi...? I think I'll work
on Akane tonight.>

**** The author sighs, "So many introductions... how do I break it up?
**** Ah! I know! Get some Ranma characters to have sex!"

[Outside]

Ukyou, Ryouga and Akari, Kunou and Kodachi and Shampoo all ended up at
the front gate, and stared at each other.

"Why are you here?" they all tried to say at the same time.

They all answered at the same time, "Sex!"

They stared at each other again, then looked over at the house. It
seemed pretty quiet from what they could see. Maybe those new students
hadn't turned up yet?

Then they looked back at each other again.

And with a shrug, they all started to strip. Why pass up the chance to
get some, and it'll pass the time waiting for the students!

The six of them started getting down to business, in the middle of the
pavement.

**** The author grins, "Ooh, and get people to drink more, too!"

As they were getting it on, Gosunkugi, Mikado, Azusa, Tsubasa, Herb,
Mint and Lime came by. With maniacle grins, they jumped into the orgy,
too!

**** 1 drink for each appearance of the following people: Gosunkugi,
**** Mikado, Azusa, Tsubasa, Herb.

**** 4 drinks for each appearance of the following people: (close
**** enough to) everyone in one big honkin' orgy

[Tendou House]

**** The author hrms, "Yeah, well, I lost the plot somewhere around
**** here, so ... umm... I'll throw lots of people in at once to
**** confuse everyone, and then get on to writing the meaningless
**** sex instead of more introductions! Yeah! Sorry, guys..."

Kelly "Skywise" Conrad Davies Schultz, Jeff Jerlett, Wayne Pillion, 
Sebastian Weinberg, Muzzatti "Ranchan" Lucas, Paul Corrigan, Geoffery 
"Ifurita" Ryan Walker, Eric Jones, Edward Becerra, Ben "Frosty-USA" 
Longman, Jorge Pratt, Jordan Sam, Sean O'Byrne, and Robert "BobKat" Logan
all sat at the other end of the table, drooling over the girls that they
wanted... and wishing that they were actually in the room, if they
weren't already there.

Somewhere during the meal, Yo-san disappeared with Akane... in among
all the people and activity, it was pretty easy for the director to
slip away and upstairs with her ... and all the noise downstairs
covered Akane's pleasure cries as Yo-san worked to get Akane to sign
up for the film...

**** The author rolls her eyes, "Stupid rules... they made me change
**** that whole, ten pages long sex scene, just in case some little
**** kid gets their hands on my 'fic! And it was sooooo good, too! Bleh."

[After dinner]

All the fondling and perversions were already happening at the table,
and only Souun and Genma were left out. What made it especially worse
for them was the fact that the others had moved the orgy from outside
to into the room, and EVERYONE was into it! There were naked and half
naked bodies all over the place! The table ... the floor... out in the
hall ... in the kitchen ... even outside in the pond! (But then, Akari
always enjoyed P-chan in the Tendou pond, so they were quite used to
that.)

**** 6 drinks for the following sexual pairings: Anybody in their cursed 
**** form (except Ranma)

**** The author grins evilly, "Hey, I wanna gross you lot out..."

Genma frowned. Even Nodoka was having sex, right in front of Genma.
What made it worse for Genma was that she was not only being fondled
by a few guys, but one of them was Ranma.

**** Chug, and/or shoot the writer: Nodoka or Genma/Ranma

So he turned to Souun and pointed to the shougi table. Souun nodded
gravelly, and both headed over there. And started having sex with each
other on top of it.

**** Chug, and/or shoot the writer: Soun/Genma (eeeeeww!)

[Later on]

After a few hours of moaning and groaning and wriggling from the Tendou
house, there was a sudden shudder and an explosion of sound as everyone
came at once, everyone calling out the name of one of their partners
making their names reaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaally
long, as one does whilst having an orgasm.

**** 1 drink each time character's name is shouted during climax (So
**** drink lots of times, since I can't be bothered counting the
**** characters used in this scene. ^_^ )

**** 2 drinks if there's more than 20 characters in the name

The rest of the night was quite and peaceful, everone sleeping in each
other's arms ... even if they were all acting totally OOC.

[The Next Morning]

All the Japanese girls were up, and cleaning the rooms (which were a tad 
messy after the ... party... last night.) Akane yawned as she swept the
floor, but a happy smile on her face.

"I haven't had that much fun since ... since ... I can't rembmer when!"

Nabiki smirked as she pushed sleeping males off the table, "Yo-san is
pretty good, isn't he?"

"Oh, my! Akane, you slept with that nice man? And you, too, Nabiki?"
Kasumi's eyes opened wide, the picture of innocence.

With a grin, Ukyou laughed, "Not together, Kasumi - Nabiki was right next
to me last night, in the kitchen."

Nodoka put down the rag she was using to clean the walls, "Oh, you girls
have been talking to Yo-san? Nabiki, did you tell him that I'll sign up
for his little movie? A trip to America would be nice..."

Akane smiled, "You signed up? Oh, me too!"

Kodachi gave a frown, "What's this?"

Quickly Nabiki gave them a run down on Mr. Yo's offer for the movies, and
also asked them to talk the boys into joining as well.

Akari threw some rubbish into the bin, "If I do, will I get to take
Katsunishiki along? I can't spend many nights without him ... even if I
do have Ryouga-sama along."

Shampoo giggled, "Well, let's all go upstair to Akane's room, and ask
Yo-san all about film, so we have sex, too!"

Stunned into silence by Shampoo having a good idea, the girls nodded
silently, and quickly fled upstairs, leaving Nodoka to finish up the
cleaning. She shook her head with a smile and signed, "Girls!"

[At that Moment]

Mousse, Konatsu and every single other member of Ranma 1/2 that has been
in the anime and manga wandered into the living room. Finding all the
guys still asleep, as well as the female students, they sat down and
awaited them to awaken. They OOCly sighed to themselves - they had
missed a great night of meaningless OOC sex and perversion! How unfair!
But all they could do was wait...

**** The author suddenly blinks, "Ack! No I didn't write all of that!
**** It was the martians that came down to earth when the Soujourner
**** went up there who's writing this! Not me! I'm sweet and innocent
**** and would never write crap like this!!!" She looks around and
**** tries to act innocent, and fails miserably. "But I really _didn't_
**** write it!"

[Upstairs]

The girls silently slipped into Akane's bedroom, where Yo-san was
sleeping peacefully. Smiling to each other, the girls stripped naked
again, and each slid into position .... and started their sensual
ministrations on Yo's body.

Akane knelt between his legs, and started to give him head, as Kodachi
stroked his left thigh, her lips kissing all the way up and down his
body. Ukyou took his right leg, and licked at his foot and toes...
Kasumi rubbed her bare torso against his chest, her breasts pressing
gently over his skin... while Nabiki straddled his stomach and started
to rock against him, leaving a growing trail of wetness over his taught
stomach. Akari started to kiss his face, all over, kicking and suckling.
And Shampoo took his right hand and started rubbing it over her breasts
and the rest of her naked body.

Yo-san woke to a rather ... hot and pleasant sensation. <Mmmm... I knew
that these girls couldn't resist me!> he thought to himself as he lay
back and enjoyed everything... occasionally, his hair raised to stroke
and pleasure one of the girls, but it wasn't often that he could get
it free...

But they all moaned and rocked and turned each other on, the whole
group of them touching anything so they gave each other pleasure,
any item near-by coming into play, as not even someone as good as
Yo-san could get them all off at the same time!

Akane positioned herself a little so that she was on her knees, and
her hot, dripping wet <CENSORED>

And Ukyou's body bounced as the shoved the lamp harder into <CENSORED>

That left Yo-san to cry out again in pure pleasure as his hard, hot
<CENSORED> plunged into <CENSORED> again and again.

Even Shampoo's <CENSORED> mingled with Kodachi's <CENSORED> with
Kasumi's whip flicking over Ukyou's back as she turned around offering
her rear to let Akari's tongue flick deep withing <CENDORED> And again
Yo-san cried out, all the pleasuring he was watching and feeling
driving him higher and higher...

And then Shampoo started to orgasm, setting off a chain reaction as
girl after girl came, all of their honey dripping over Yo-san as he
writhed on the bed... and finally he, too, succumbed and exploded with
his pleasure!

As he lay panting on the bed, each girl gently and tenderly cleaned
his body of everyone's sexual fluids with their soft, warm tongues,
giving him a final all-over body tongue bath.

Once everyone was clean and dressed, Yo-san smiled, "Well, girls,
you were all so wonderful..." And it was true, that has been one of
the better nights of sex he'd had in his life! "I think that you'll
all get a position in the movie!" With a florish, he handed over the
contract ... and the girls signed.

He smiled... life was good.

[Downstairs]

Eventually, everyone came downstairs to find the rest, and the students,
awake and eating breakfast. As the group joined the meal, the girls
started subtly talking the rest of the cast in to joining Video Intra-
Zone's movie...

**** The author hmmms, "I want to get the number of drinks up on the last
**** one ... hmm ... what to do...? I know!"

An explosion caused everyone to stare.

A guy, rather fast but without any grace at all, ran through the middle of
the scene, "Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaagh! Someonesavemeshe'sgoingtogetme! HELP!!!!"

A pretty flying girl with long, green hair flew after him, throwing bolts
of lightning at the guy, "Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaalin! COME BACK HERE AND
TAKE THIS!!!"

A flying motor-bike with a red-bikini glad girl zoomed after then, trailed
by multiple other strange things - a pretty pink haired girl, but with
fangs to rival Ryouga's... A man on a carriage pulled by flying pigs... a
few strange blob monsters... A green-haired man in a tigerstriped body
suit, eating sweet potatoes... A kitsune ... a kawaii little green-haired
baby in a tiger striped nappy... multiple other pretty, exotic girls...
and variable aliens.

Suddenly the flying girl stopped and looked around, "Oooh, this looks like
such a nice place to live! Daahling, we're going to live here!"

The man stopped and blinked.

Everyone else stopped and blinked.

Then Ukyou jumped into the scene, Ataru lept apon her and ripped off
all her clothing, stripping her naked... Lum threw off her bikini and
ripped off Ataru's clothes, and they had sex on the low table in the
middle of the room while everyone started.

**** 6 drinks for the following sexual pairings: Ukyou/Ataru Morobishi/Lum

"I think we'll live here from now on. Now.... DAAAALING NO HENTAI!!!!" She
zapped the man and everyone continued running, out of the scene.

**** If aliens invade Nerima, 2 drinks

After that little outburst, everyone got back to eating breakfast. And
soon the rest of the Ranma cast were talked into signing up for the
movie. Even if they had to speak English and lose the 'u' from some
of their names.

[Much later, on a plane]

Yo-san sat back on the reclining chair in the plane. With a sigh, he
closed his eyes and relaxed. <Geeze, it's hard being the hot, sexual
magnet I am... those girls almost tired me out!>

Behind him, on the plane, the entire Ranma 1/2 cast were fighting and
arguing in their seats. Knowing what they were normally like, it was a
small miracle that the plane wasn't destroyed already. But, then, they
too were tired from their recent exertions...

The students had been shipped off home, as they'd had their sex and
had gotten to sleep with the Ranma character they wanted the most,
even if the guys who lusted after Shampoo had to all have her togther.
(Even Shampoo didn't have enough time to do them all seperately!)

Ranma Saotome... Genma Saotome ... Nodoka Saotome ... Ryu Kumon ...
Akane Tendo ... Soun Tendo ... Nabiki Tendo ... Kasumi Tendo ... 
Kinnosuke Kasha-O ... pity Happosai was dead, he was the only one who
was not signed up! ... Lucky ... Natsume and Kurumi ... Tofu Ono ...
Kin Ono ... Ryoga Hibiki ... Akari Unryu ... Akari's grandfather ...
Daisuke and Hiroshi ... Tatewaki Kuno ... Kodachi Kuno ... Principle
Kuno ... Sasuke Sarugakure ... Mariko Konjyo ... Asuka Saginomiya ...
Shampoo ... Cologne - thank heavens I didn't have to have sex with
THAT! ... Mousse ... Pink and Rink ... Ling Ling and Lung Lung - hmm,
my boss said to name them after Pandas? Oh, well, whatever ... Ukyo
Kuonji ... Ukyo's father ... Tsubasa Kurenai ... Konatsu ... Konatsu's
step family - thank heavens yet again! ... Hayato Myojin ... The
Gambling King ... Hinako Ninomiya ... Hikaru Gosunkugi ... Mikado
Sanzenin ... Azusa Shiratori ... The Jusenkyo Guide ... Plum ...
Saffron ... Kiima ... Masera and Koruma ... Sentaro and Satsuki
Daimonji ... Sentaro's grandmother ... That French guy, Picolette...
and that woman with him, Saint Paul ... Pantyhose Taro ... Rogue ...
Kirin and the Lucky Gods ... Lychee ... Herb, Mint and Lime ...
Toma ... Shinnosuke and his grandfather ... the Dojo Destroyer ...
Yotaro and his mother ... Densuke ... Harumaki and his grandson ...
and even that woman who throws water on the pavement all the time!

Mr. Yo sighed. They were all back there, and he'd gotten them all
signed up! It had been hard work - all that having sex with the
cute girls and getting them to talk the guys into it ... and hiding
it from those gaijin students on top of it! Who knows WHAT that lot
would have done if they'd have known? But this movie _way_ going to
take place. He was happy - the hardest part of his work was over!
He could go home and relax! Hmm... maybe sleep with a few of the
cute girls again, too! He grinned, and put it from his mind, as
he waited for sleep... and the pay he'd get when he got back...

As the plane flew on, the people from Ranma 1/2 fought, and kept on
arguing, and having sex, and trying to learn English. They had no
idea what they were in for ... But at least they'd be rich. And have
lost of sex along the way!

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Ranma Nibunnoichi - More Gaijin in Nerima!                         [Epilogue]
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In the empty streets of Nerima, a fuzzy shadow appeared and floated in
place. It seemed to look around, then zipped off into a near-by home.
It flew out the other side, with a bag full of panties and bras. Then
it continued zipping from empty house to empty house.

"Heehee! I must have died and gone to heaven!" the ghost of Happousai
cried with glee.

He was right in one respect - but when the others return, it would be
hell for everyone else.

**** If something happens that Rumiko Takahashi would choke on her
**** sake to see, 2 drinks

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**** The author sighs and packs up, "That's enough of that for now. Bleh,
**** THAT took FOREVER, and even THEN I didn't do well with it. Oh, well!
**** maybe I'll write something _good_ next time..."

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Ja, mata!

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Kunoichi@AnimeMUSH
Lum@RanmaMUCK
Akane@SpiritMUCK
Akane@FanficMUX
Ukyou@Furtoonia
Caroline@RealLife

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