Subject: Re: [FFML] [HUMOUR/NOISE] Top 10 Candidates for the Knight Sabers
From: Keener
Date: 7/11/1997, 9:18 AM
To: fanfic@fanfic.com
Reply-to:
otakunxs@bellsouth.net

Barry Cadwgan wrote:

heretic@jhunix.hcf.jhu.edu wrote:

[This is a courtesy copy of an article posted to Usenet via Deja News]

*ahem* Drumroll Please....

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06: Washuu (Hardsuit Upgrades Anyone?)

Flight.. teleport... force field.. dimensional cannon..

O_o DIMENSIONAL CANNON????

	Heh, why not get the WHOLE Tenchi crew in on this? 

Washu/Sylia: Whadda mean you blew off your Hardsuits arm?

Ryoko/Priss: It was getting in the WAY! I blew up Souja/Genom did't I?

Linna/Ayeka: AND half the city with it!

Nene/Mihoshi: Washu/Sylia? I cleaned out your harddrives for you. They
were filled with a bunch of icky boomers and stuff so I dumped it and
got you the CUTEST P-chan screensaver.

MegaMoto/Cabbit: Meyow?

Mackie/Noboyuki: Perfect! The camera's I installed in the changing room
are working BEAUTIFULLY!

Leon/Tenchi <somewhere pinned down in a dark alley>: I am NOT fodder,
I'm the hero! I am NOT fodder, I'm the hero! I am NOT fodder, I'm the
hero! 

	I can't place Sasami or Kiyone, mabye as Boomers though somehow I think
Mihoshi and Ryo-ohkie fit the role better.

<snip>

(And the Moon was as blood, the Storms crashed and the Seas BOILED!)
(Typical, thought the Lobsters)  
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