Subject: Top 10 Ways to Kill a Sailor Scout
From: redneck@txdirect.net (Redneck Gaijin)
Date: 7/9/1997, 7:04 PM
To: fanfic@fanfic.com

I need ways to kill of a Sailor Scout... all execpt Mercury...
Some will die, but I can't tell who... just give me the method of death
for the following...
Jupiter, Mars, Moon, ChibiMoon, Venus, etcs. Story plot Kazuya from
Tekken is working for Beryl. And stuff happens. Well, I need the scouts
dead to work on my sequel! Please Em me here to help me! Ta ta... 
Panther Wong

OKAY... now inspired...

TOP TEN WAYS TO KILL OFF A SAILOR SCOUT

10: Minako cooks a ten-course meal for everyone.
9: Drown them in Usagi's tears
8: Leave them alone to watch Chibi-Usa for a week
7: Your handy dandy villainy friend, kryptonite
6: Three words: Akira cross over
5: Cancel their show and exile the reruns to USA Network
4: Voodoo UFO Catcher Dolls
3: Make Sean Gaffney watch 'Old Yeller' three times and then sit him down to
write ( };-{D )
2: A wooden stake through the heart (only works on Chibi-Usa)

and the Number One way to Kill off a Sailor Scout:

1: New character: Sailor Mihoshi

Redneck ( };-{D )

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