How's this idea grab you guys?

		Martial(artists) In Bandanas!

	We start with two martial artists in Bandana's chasing after a lone
long haired warrior along the docks of Tokyo. The speed at which they
travel is incredible and the pitched battle they wage simply oozes
expensive special effects. That is for the warrior and the younger of
the Martial Artists. The older bandana clad warrior seems tired and much
more interested in his Cup o' Noodle. Finally, the younger artist
returns with the warrior slumped over his back. 

	The older one bemoans his age and says that his time as an agent is
coming to a close. Then he's eyes drift toward his Noodles, "They really
are bueatiful, we never just look at them anymore." The younger one
clobbers him with an umbrella.	

	Then Ranma comes in as the youthfull, slick homeboy martial artist who
has a near fatal run-in with another fighter of incredible power. One
able to leap buildings and toss balls of energy like it wasn't no big
thing. Now he knows somethings going on, and that's not good for the
public. So who they gonna call? 
	
	Reenter Ryouga, the younger agent from before, a member of the
Martial(artists) In Bandanas. With one smooth motion, he places his
Bandana over his eyes and begins spinning his hypno-umbrella. "No,
nothing strange happened. Just some guys who got gas from inhaling
weather ballon fumes while in a swamp."

	Still, Ryouga is impressed that Ranma could even survive a run-in with
such powerfull forces with no proper training. So begins the process of
inducting a new member. A member who finds out that not only is the
truth out there, it makes one hell of a bowl of Ramen. The Chinese
Illegal Aliens (CIA) are among us, and they need to be kept under
control and under wraps.

	Of course, to deal with Super Powered Martial Artists, you have to
become a SPMA (Sooooooo close)! A trip into the Jusenkyo Enhancer and
their ready to go. They become faster, stronger, able to fire bolts of
Chi energy, only one SLIGHT inconvience. That darn "The Fly" effect. A
random sychronization with any one lifeform near enough to the machine
too near the machine when the MIB's are first powered up. Curses anyone?

	What do you think sirs?

(And the Moon was as blood, the Storms crashed and the Seas BOILED!)
(Typical, thought the Lobsters)  
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