You wouldn't exactly call this Spam, now would you? I mean we can look
at all these like introverted character stories. Why I could take any
quote thus disregarded by the characters and make a point to write about
this aspect of thier personality. Really, it's quite usefull, not Spam
at all. Not when you think about it...heh...

Disclaimer: I used a few quotes from comedians so a couple contain harsh
language. No offense is intended. Also, I tired to keep away from the
sexual innuendo, that would have been TOO easy!

	Anyway top 10 things Tenchi Masaki would NEVER say...

10) Do what you want to the chicks just leave me the hell alone!

9) Ryoko? These gems are chaffing my sword arm, wanna hold on to them
for me?

8) Wait a sec...I'm playing with the Universal what? Wouldn't that, I
don't know, affect other star systems just a tad?

7) I liked you better when you were freeze dried.

6) I am here to kick ass and chew bubblegum! And I'm all out of
bubblegum! (wait a sec, someone HAS to have Priss say this in a fic!)

5) Skully? Your NOT gonna believe this...

4) C'mon bitch, break sumthin'!

3) Cool, Jurian hair makes GREAT handlebars, VROOM! VROOM Ayeka!

2) No, that's impossible! Your not my father!

	And as a finale...

1) Who wants a little taste of Heaven on Earth?