Ki'var wrote:

Barry Cadwgan <bcadwgan@fl.net.au> wrote:

        So.. here's a little bit of "In Dangerous Ground".

<MEGASNIP>

   The blond ADP office carefully traced the lettering on the side

of th

object with a finger. "Property of Warner Bros. Studios, Prop.

Dept." An

below that -- "Mnfctrd Acme Anvils, Lmtd., Acme Inc."

   "Anvils," Leon moaned. "My god, we're living in a cartoon."

ROTFLALAL!!!!!!

Anvils!!!

BRILLIANT!!!!!

I had thought of pianos but that's at least as good!  ACME no less!

Yeah...Who needs hi-tech orbiting laser cannons anyway?

Hmmm. What exactly would be the physics involved with dropping an
anvil on a boomer from orbit anyway?

Well, with a teleporter and a mass dirver you don't need to.. just give
it the right vector with the mass driver and teleport it to about 10
meters above the target!

CLANG/SPLAT/BOOM!!!

-- 
Barry Cadwgan ( BCADWGAN@FL.NET.AU )
http://www.users.fl.net.au/~bcadwgan/homepage.htm
"The end does not justify the means.  
 The end is the sum of the means,
 as the road travelled determines the destination." 
Valijon Starbringer (Hellflower Trilogy, Eluki bes Shahar)