Ok, this just sort of came to me,and I'd like your opinons on wether you
think I should go thru with it or not(and yes, the Rescu Rangers/Ranma
1/2 is still alive(really!)

The Pumkin King

(Begin Teaser)

THE DRAGONBALL RUN

ANNOUNCER: Ladies and Gentlemen, welocme to the first annual running of
The Dragonball Run, a wild cross-country race for our grand prize: one use
of the Dragonballs, graciously donated by the folks at Dragonball Z(yeah 
right!)! And now, Lets meet our participants!

First up in the Fantastic Mach-5 super car-SPEED RACER!!!!
(cut to Speed Racer in front of his car)

SPEED: You were expecting maybe Azuka-kin Cha Cha?

ANNOUNCER: Up next, representing the Saotome and Tendo Schools of Anything
Goes Martial Arts: RANMA SAOTOME AND AKANE TENDO!!!!!
(cut to Ranma and Akane in front of their car)

RANMA:(to Akane) Yo, Akane, do you no how to drive?

AKANE: You got us into a car race and you don't know how to drive? RANMA
      NO BAKA!
(General Ranma Mangling commences)

ANNOUNCER:Ouch, that's gotta hurt...Our next Contestants Represent the
Nekomi Institute of Technology Motor Cycle club: Keiichi Morisato and
Bellandy!!!!!!!
(cut to Keiichi and Bellandy)

KEIICHI:(looking miserable) I mate my sempais, I hate my sempais

BELLANDY: Oh, it won't be that bad, besides, if we win, it'll be nice to
see the Dragon again!

ANNOUNCER: Next up, from the windy city of Chicago...Bean Bandit, and
Rally Vincent!!!!!

(cut to Bean and Rally)

BEAN: Yo.

ANNOUNCER: Our next contestants hail all the way from Tomobiki, Princess
Lum of the Oni kingdom and Ataru Morobishi!!!!!

(cut to Lum and Ataru)

LUM:(in thought) I'm going to wish that Darling would stop chasing women.

ATARU:(in thought) I'm going to wish Lum would lerave me alone while I
chase women

ANNOUNCER: And last but not least, from  Mishima Heavy Industries, we have
our only solo contestant: Atsuko Natsume!!!!!
(cut to Nuku Nuku)

Nuku: Nuku Nuku so happy to be in the big Race!!!!!!

ANNOUNCER: that it Ladies and Gentlemen the Contestant list for the
Dragonball Run!(Maybe coming soon to a mailing list near you!!!!)