On Tue, 1 Jul 1997, Matt Posner wrote:

Here's what the critics are saying about my upcoming Ranma 1/2
fanfiction, "Who is Frustrating the Great Chefs of Europe:"


"Not just another 'Akane learns to cook' story, but a fulfilling
religious experience."
		--  J. Jonah Jameson

	No, this doesn't sound right...How about....

"Not just another `Akane learns to cook' story, but one that doesn't 
include any mention at all of that blasted wall-crawler!"
		--  J. Jonah Jameson, _Daily Bugle_

SKJAM!