Gary Kleppe wrote:

TOP FOUR REJECTED LINES FOR HIKARU GOSUNKUGI (All I could think of):

4. I'm Hikaru Gosunkugi. You've heard of me, of course.

3. Nah, that plan's too complicated, I'll just beat him up.

2. Okay, I admit it! My voodoo stuff doesn't work!

and my own choice for Gosunkugi's #1 rejected line:

1. Akane, shut up!

Without soliciting Gary's permission (shame on me) I've taken the
liberty of filling in the upper five.

10. Who? Me? Spying? 

9. We're buddies, ain't we, Ranma? Ain't we, huh, huh?

8. Ni hao!

7. Yo! Bum rush the show!

6. I wouldn't know a camera if it came up and bit me on the ass.

5. So long now, I've got to study for my Ethics exam.

Hope y'all like.

DRM

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