I've read all those top 10 rejected lines and they are all great.  Only
there wasn't one for Soun Tendo so here's one:

TOP 10 REJECTED LINES FOR SOUN TENDO:

10:    (To Happosai)  I don't care about your special techniques.  Blow
me.

9.     Shoji is boring, lets play tag instead.  (um.  did I spell that
right?)

8.     My business of martial arts instructing sure brings in the yen.

7.     Quit complaining Akane, be a man!

6.     The true reason I spy on Ranma and Akane is because when I see
them getting close, I wish I was Ranma...I need a cold shower now.

5.     So Akane, if you don't want to marry Ranma, you don't have to.

4.     So you snuck off to elope with Ukyou?  Congratulations Ranma!

3.     ...and that's why I will never allow Nabiki to be married.  For a
little yen, she gives me her _special_  love at night.

2.     I need to get a real job.

And number 1...

1.     Cry me a river.

And what about Cologne?  (Only could think of 5)

5.     Ranma really does love Shampoo.  I'll just let nature take its
course and quit meddling.

4.     Love potions are too much of a cliche.  I'll try winning
Happosai's love the old fashoned way.

3.     Shampoo, lets eat out tonight at Ucchan's.

2.     Maybe we can breed Mousse with other ducks.  That would cut the
cost down on buying meat for the restaurant.

And number 1...

1.     I'm too old for this.

Captain Jack