On Tue, 01 Jul 1997 15:37:41 -0400, Megane 6.7 wrote:
Some of you may remember me posting my original four lists back in
November of 96. I recently stumbled across them, revised some of them
and added six new lists for a total of ten. I decided to post them here
for those who never saw them before and for those who may wish to see
them again along with the new lists. I hope this gives you a chuckle.
These are really funny. I got a few more:
TOP TEN REJECTED LINES FOR GENMA SAOTOME:
10. I'm so worried about Ranma, I've lost my appetite!
9. It's only martial arts. Don't take it so seriously!
8. No, Happosai!
7. Hello Nodoka dear, just calling to let you know where I am.
6. Wait, biy, let's see what the next page of the book says before you
try the technique!
5. Trade my son for food? Never!
4. No, I'll be the one to take the risk.
3. Okay then, Ranma, whom would YOU like to marry?
2. No thank you, Kasumi, I'm full.
1. Don't do it, Ranma, it's too dangerous!
and
TOP FOUR REJECTED LINES FOR HIKARU GOSUNKUGI (All I could think of):
4. I'm Hikaru Gosunkugi. You've heard of me, of course.
3. Nah, that plan's too complicated, I'll just beat him up.
2. Okay, I admit it! My voodoo stuff doesn't work!
and my own choice for Gosunkugi's #1 rejected line:
1. Akane, shut up!
Gary Kleppe
kleppe@execpc.com, Home page http://www.execpc.com/~kleppe
My fanfics and the FFML map are on my comics/manga page,
http://www.execpc.com/~kleppe/comics