Ok, I'm flame bait for doing this, but I've got to get the idea out of
my head.  True Sailor Moon fans may not want to read any further...
(If you've read anything I've posted before, then you know my sense of
humor.)


Martin the youma was gleeful.  This is generally a very odd occurrence
for a youma and almost always Not a Good Thing.  Martin was currently
draining the local populace of their shopping energy.  Jadeite had found
that people in malls a great deal of energy.  So, to collect this
energy, the Dark Kingdom had taken possession (in more ways than one) of
a mall and placed energy-collecting orbs in strategic positions.  In
other words, near women's shoe stores.

Suddenly, a shrill voice called out from above the youma, striking fear
into the hearts of all youma-kind, as well as those who dislike DIC's
translations.

"I am Sailor Moon, champion of justice and fast pizza deliveries!  On
behalf of the moon, I will right wrongs and triumph over evil, and that
means you!"

The youma looked at the young girl who had been going through a series
of silly-looking postures, ending with her finger pointed in his
direction. The girl had two long, red ponytails coming from two
odango-shaped buns set behind her long, floppy ears.  Her red eyes
offset nicely her white fur and little pink nose, but that's beside the
point.  This was the Dark Kingdom's worst enemy: Sailor Moon, at times
called Sailor Pizza.

Martin the youma had waited the prescribed amount of time after the
hero's speech.  Now it time to retaliate.  "I'll destroy you Sailor
Moon-Pizza!  Then I'll take all of this shopping energy back to the Dark
Kingdom.  Nothing will stop us once we release the Negaforce!  Queen
Metallia will reign supreme and the Negaverse will take its proper place
in the order of things!"

Now that the preliminaries were over, Martin attacked, sending a blast
of energy toward the sailor-suited samurai.  Sailor Moon dodged to her
left and managed to avoid the blast.

"My turn!"  Taking the tiara from her head, Sailor Moon began her
attack.  "MOON... TIARA..."  The tiara began to glow and reshaped itself
into a discus.  Throwing the tiara like a frisbee, Sailor Moon finished
her attack.  "PIZZA MAGIC!"  As the tiara spun through the air, it
solidified into an eight-inch pizza with extra cheese, glowing brightly
with energy.

The tiara-turned-pizza smashed into Martin, disintegrating him
instantly.  The energy that had been gathered from the shoppers was
released from the Dark Kingdom's control, returning to a natural flow.

Unfortunately, shopping energy is naturally attracted to the most
prolific shoppers.  Since Tsukino Usagi was currently in the area, all
of the energy immediately entered her body.

The next few hours are best left undescribed.  Later, shop owners would
only make brief comments concerning the giggling whirlwind that utterly
decimated any sale racks in its path.


                   Bishoujo Samurai Sailor Moon-Pizza


Staring: Princess Vi as Tsukino Usagi/Sailor Moon-Pizza
(trust me, you _don't_ want to know the rest of the casting  ;)

Coming to the FFML sometime in the future, if I survive the flames!


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