(Note:  since I'm Judge of the Bulwer-Lytton entries, this won't
be one, obviously.  I feel I should state up front that bad crossovers
will not win.  The writing must be bad for the sake of being bad, 
not just "hey, look, they don't fit, isn't that amusing?

Not that it can't be amusing as well, it should just be a separate
contest.  Speaking of which...)


[Scene opens in London.  The slowly melting body of a youma lies on
the ground.  Staring at it are Minako and Artemis.]

Minako:  Well, this sucks.  He was really impersonating the Prime 
Minister?

Artemis:  It looks that way.  This isn't good, Minako.  We need to
find the real Tony Blair, and fast.

Minako:  Then we kill him?

Artemis:  Sadly, no.  But there's another problem.  Someone in the
government has got to be told.

Minako:  But how am I supposed to do that?  They won't listen to
me!  Besides, if we tell the government, they'll try to stop us.

Artemis:  They'll listen to Sailor V.  And we're not going to the 
Chancellor or anything like that.  We need someone high on the 
government ladder, but at the same time, someone not able to 
actually do anything...

[cut to:]

Bernard:  Minister, if I could just have a word?

Hacker:  Yes, Bernard, what is it?



YES MINISTER/SAILOR V

coming never to a list near you...

--Sean Gaffney
--it just occured to me...