I was wondering if anyone could translate a few phrases into German.
Too bad I take French...

What I need translated:

What are you doing?
You idiot.  Stop.
Pervert
Various other similar phrases would also be useful.  These will be used
in my lengthy "War of Evangelion" fic.  Thanks.

Captain Jack

By the way, finally got my e-mail software to cooperate. That means I
can move completely to this address for the time being.  I am now on the
ffml with this address too, if anyone really cares :)