Congradulations, You May Have Already Won (if we can get the trophy
back) for your fic "Fried Green Okonmayaki!" also known as "Ukyo Can
Cook!"

Keener: Hi there, just thought we'd let you know that you have won the
"Gross Out" challenge, and without even entering. We'll make it offical
just as soon as we can get the trophy for you.

Fcasper:<in the background> Come on JD, let go of it!

Jd Farber: <in the background hysterical> NO! NO! IT'S MINE YOU
UNDERSTAND! MINE! MINE!

Keener: <sighs and hosts Massive Mallet tm> Good job and luck on your
next endeavor. <walks toward the back> Now JD, we've been through this,
the Artemis kid would have won anyway if he hadn't been such a pathetic
writer, an Akane BEAT Haggis in our blind taste test...

(And the Moon was as blood, the Storms crashed and the Seas BOILED!)
(Typical, thought the Lobsters)  
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