A truly biting fic, this.
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The Conser crew were discussin' this fic with great interest on Kawaii,
and we came ta the conclusion that Akane was really the best item on the
menu for Ranma to have.

Of the other Tendo entrees, the Nabiki is too expensive and the Kasumi has
too much sweetener. The Soun tends to be a bit watery.

The Ryouga is far too tough, and while the Shampoo might look juicy and
well rounded, it tends to be half-baked.

It's hard to tell exactly _what_ the Tsubasa is, and the Happosai comes in
portions too small to make a real meal. The Akari is excellent, but only
is available as a side dish to ham.

Whatever you do, don't order the Kodachi. Last person to have it came down
with food poisoning.

The Chinese Takeout platter is rather good, however. The Cologne is
seasoned, if a bit tough, and has a good about of Herb sauce. The beer
with it is Kirin, and for dessert - chocolate Mousse, with Plum pudding!

No, all in all, Ranma should stick to Akane.... sure she might be a macho,
kawaikunee tomboy - but she's also high in protein.

Akane. It's what's for dinner.

- Mike