blame this spamfic on a bottle of midori a lots of beef and black
bean sauce.
 
 
Aa! Megami-Sama / Bewitched / I dream of Jeenie.
 
 
my mates and i coudlnt remember if sabrina was jeenies naughty
sister or samanthas naughty sister, as well as major nelsons first
name. ohwell.
 
 
                       - [*] - [*] - [*] -
 
  Skuld and Tabitha, two seemingly normal looking 14 year old girls
entered the ice cream shop with predatory intent.
  "I can too eat a decahedron layered butterscotch sunday faster
than you!"  Skuld said.
  "No you can't" retorted Tabitha.
  "Can!"
  "Cant!"
  "CAN!"
  "CAN NOT!"
  "A-HEM, What would you ladies care to order?" the waiter asked, show
the two girls to a booth.
 
                             - [*] -
 
[ meanwhile at Nekomi tech, in a non-descript lecture theatre ]
 
  "Larry, will you at least come and help me get setup?" asks Darren.
  "Setup? But I'm the boss Darren.  Its my job to- Oh dont look
at me like that.  I'll go check on the model."  Larry leaves.
 
< cheesy "pachiiiiing" sound : Samantha teleports in >
 
  "So hows it going honey?" Samantha queired her husband on his
stale expression.
  "Pretty good sofar, were just waiting for the model to show up."
  "Its just so strange to be doing advertising for the Nekomi
Amature Space Defence Force.  Dont you think?"
  "Well... we have been through stranger things."
 
<Just then the door opens and Major Nelson enters with Jeenie>
 
  "Hello there, is this the right place?"
  "Major Nelson I presume?  I'm Darren I'll-"
 
  Samantha gives Jeenie a hard look "Jeenie?"
  "Samantha?"
  "Jeenie it is you!" The two women go into squeely mode and hug lots.
 
  Darren and Major Nelson remark simultaneously
  "Oh no! Another one of Jeenies/Samanthas wacky friends."
  The two men stare ominously at each other.
  
  "Oh master!" Jeenie gushes. "This is Samantha, shes a witch."
  Major Nelson doesnt even blink an eye.
 
  "And this Darren, is Jeenie, she is a Djinniyeh, Jeenie, this is 
Darren, my husband."   All the introductions are made.
 
  "Sooooo" Marjor Nelson comments, "Is it just me, or do you have
a crzy mixed up life?"
  "You too eh?"  Both men smile knowingly.
 
<The door opens again and in bustles a crowd of NIT students,
including Keiichi and Belldandy>
 
Both Samantha and Jeenie sketch a bow to Belldandy who bows back.
 
                             - [*] -
 
  Skuld tied her long hair back in a pony tail, clear of the ten
level butterschotch iceream sunday while Tabitha carefully
removed her lucky spoon with its SD-Minky-Momo embossed
rubber grip handle.
   "First to get an icream headache losses" said Skuld.
   "Agreed."
   "GO!"
 
[A chibi-Annipuma with a microphone pops up]
  "It was Chibi-witch verses Chibi-Goddess, both appear to have
demolished the top two layers of icecream and are going at it
neck and neck...  UH-OH!  Looks like Skuld has managed to get
some melted icream on her spoon handle and... ohno its slipped of
the maximum penetration angle!!!  Tabitha is still going strong,
uhoh, the oversised Minky-Momo rubber grip is giving her cramps!!
Wh-Whats this?!? Both camps have dumped their wares of war and
are attempting to jam their mouths down over the stack!!  We'll
have to consult the International Icecream and Gelati Eating competition
rules for this one folks!!
  Were down to two scoops of icecream and neither competitor
shows signs of slowi-WAIT!  It looks like Tabitha is slowing down
and whats this, Skulds eyes are galzing over.  Their brows are
furrowing.
 
  Both girls clutch at their temples and scream "AAAAAAAAH
ICECREAM HEADACHE!" collapsing to the floor.
 
  "And whoever can get up first and attempt to lick the bowl will
win!"
 
A thick gurgling burp is heard followed by a "I dont feel so
good" and "Me too!"
 
                             - [*] -
 
  Sabrina looks over the scrying pool with interest and nods to Marller.
  "Looks like all the sheep have gathered."
 
 
 
uh, at this stage we were getting all the details of bewitched
and i dream of jeenie mixed up (they are very similar after all)
and the midori is wearing off ^_^
 
the icecream bit is curtesy of having fried icecream for sweets and
having a mate leave it in too long -_- sigh. some ppl should not
be let near a kitchen.
 
 
a tipsy Ed Wood ^_^


btw, we did have a plot at the start of this but it got lost
somewhere ^_^ musta melted like an aforementioned persons
fried icecream.......

-df

Dark Fiber [Entropic Coders]
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