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Kasumi quickly let go, also beginning to turn red, "I'm so
sorry," she bowed, "Oh, I feel so embarrassed at having done
that..."
Ranko gestured airily, "No need to feel that way, Kasumi-
chan. Ranma-kun's used to it. Happens all the time. Isn't that
right?" She ended her statement with a wink.
Akane's frown deepened if that were possible... the wind
outside was really howling now...
Kasumi's eyes widened slightly in understanding, "Oh, so
this must be the famous Mr. Saotome." She turned to bow to him,
"I am most pleased to meet you, sir."
Ranma returned the bow awkwardly, "Um... likewise." Famous?
Kasumi blushed some more then turned to Ranko as if
remembering something, "Now, now, Ranko-chan... how many times
have I told you not to talk like that?" She moved to her fellow
goddesses, trading greetings and 'how are you doings' with each
in turn. Ranma could see that they were all obviously very happy
about her appearance and were all now ignoring him, which was a
bit of a relief, except for Akane who would steal an angry glance
at him every so often. He was starting to feel that this was
going a little too far. Especially for this early in the morning.
He hadn't done a thing. It all kept happening to him!
He cleared his throat loudly catching everyone's attention.
"This is all very touching and it's very nice meeting you,
Miss Kasumi," Ranma said trying to keep his voice even, but his
annoyance was obvious, "But I'm trying to take a bath here... and
I don't want any company while I'm doing it!! Am I making myself
clear?!"
Ranko looked as if she were about to make a flirtatious
comment, but Nabiki caught his mood and quickly elbowed Ranko to
silence.
Ranma pointed out the door, "Out. Now. Please." He turned
to Akane as she cast a last glance at him, "I won't be having
breakfast, Akane... don't bother setting a place for me."
Akane replied in a voice that could not only freeze water
to ice, but crack it into cubes as well, "Fine. Anything you
say."
Kasumi opened her mouth as though to speak but reconsidered
and hurried after her fellow goddesses, her face a blushing red
mask of worry.
Ranma spent the day avoiding thinking about anything even
remotely connected to his home situation. The day had been quiet
enough, by his standards... except for the inordinately large
number of people (women especially) who kept going up to him and
patting him on the shoulder and telling him they understood. Or
asking if he wanted to talk. Or if he needed a shoulder to cry
on. Or if he wanted to be comforted. Or something...
The school lecher collared him in the hallway and shook his
hand gratefully for some reason... saying over and over that he
knew it wouldn't last and that his hero had yet to fall...
"What the hell are you talking about Moroboshi?!" Ranma
asked finally.
The infamous lecher raised his eyebrows and elbowed Ranma
playfully, "You sly dog... ahhh... the use them and lose them
school of relationships, you're definitely the master! I heard
about you and Akane... it's all over the school!"
"What?" Ranma's eyes narrowed, "What about me and Akane?"
He'd had more than enough of other people sticking their noses in
his business.
"About you two--" Moroboshi began to reply, but he was
suddenly cut off by a sudden cry from the other end of the
hallway.
"Dah-ling!!!! Where are you?!?!" Called out a high pitched
voice.
Moroboshi's eyes widened in fear as he dashed down the
other end of the hallway, "Whoops! Gotta run, Saotome. See ya!"
Ranma watched the lecher scramble down the corridor, his
green-haired girlfriend flying past in an obvious rage, "Dah-
ling!!!"
That does it... Ranma thought, I'm going to find out what
the hell is going on here even if it kills somebody. He grabbed a
random passerby by the collar.
"What do you know about me and Akane?!" He demanded the
skinny unfortunate.
As luck would have it, he had managed to grab Hikaru
Gosunkugi. His former dorm mate. An utter social outcast whom no
one talked to. In the entire school, he was perhaps the only one
who hadn't heard a thing. No one told him anything.
"Um... nothing?" Gosunkugi replied nervously.
Ranma gave a disgusted grunt and released Gosunkugi, who
promptly collapsed in a heap at his feet. Coordination was not
one of Gosukugi's strong suits. Ranma stalked off to find someone
who did know. Unnoticed by him, a SD-Kasumi followed quietly.
Within a few minutes, Ranma had reached the walkway leading
to the Martial Arts Varsity Dojo. He was glad that it was a
covered walkway, as the rainstorm was still raging. Akane was
definitely very very pissed. He found himself suddenly tackled
from the side by a missile with severely braided purple hair.
"Ack!" Ranma cried out as he found himself being hugged by
Shampoo.
Shampoo looked at him worriedly over the tops of her
glasses,
"Saotome-sempai! Shampoo hear it all over school! Shampoo so
sorry for you Saotome-sempai, you need shoulder?" She raised one
shoulder slightly higher than the other as if to offer it.
"What is everyone supposed to have heard?" Ranma asked in a
tone a good deal gentler than he expected to use, finding it
difficult to be too annoyed with Shampoo. He liked her a good
deal. Largely because she didn't try to catch him like
practically every other woman did.
"That you and Akane make big break up. You tell Shampoo it
no true?" she asked, brightening slightly.
Ranma replied thoughtfully, "Well... we've been having a
few arguments and a couple of problems lately, but..."
Shampoo hugged him tighter, "Is going to be okay, Saotome-
sempai! Pain pass... everything okay soon-soon. Really."
The rest of Ranma's reply was lost as Shampoo proceeded to
crush his ribs. He wondered how to tell Shampoo that the fastest
way to make the pain pass soon-soon was if she let go of him...
There was a loud tsk-tsk from the door of the dojo as
Mousse stood there with his arms crossed, his white overcoat
flapping in the wind.
Shampoo noticed him and quickly let go of Ranma, her face
burning red with embarrassment.
"Shampoo-chan, what did I tell you about displays of
affection?" Mousse chided her gently.
Shampoo, blushed harder, looking down at the ground, "That
we no longer in home village," she replied meekly, "And have to
show best side of Juketsuzoku culture and no show as much
affection when in foreign country as when at home because they
have different ways."
"Besides..." Mousse added quietly, "What if someone had
seen the two of you and gotten to thinking that you were the
reason for Ranma and Akane's breakup?"
"But Mousse-sempai, Saotome-sempai need hug. Is okay for
even most powerful warrior show he need comfort."
Ranma had never really heard them discuss their culture
before, but he was hardly in a mood to pay too much attention to
it.
"That may be, Shampoo... but give him comfort in private.
I'm not having your name get dragged into the mud like Saotome's
name so often does."
"Gee, thanks for the support, Mousse." Ranma replied
sarcastically.
"Anytime, Saotome," Mousse replied oblivious to the
sarcasm, "Let's all of us go in, shall we? It's pretty cold out
here."
"So how's my name getting dragged into the mud this time,
Mousse?" Ranma asked as they stepped into the dojo.
"Well... everyone has heard about you and Akane breaking
up, I should think it was rather obvious. Rumor has it you've
been seeing another woman on the side... although there's some
rumors going around that it was your insatiable sexual appetite
which drove her away. Quite possibly even inviting another woman
to bed with you and Akane..."
Shampoo, who had recovered somewhat, blushed again,
"Mousse-sempai! No talk like that! No nice."
Ranma's mouth quirked as he nodded irritably, "Does anyone
bother to confirm these rumors before they spread them around?"
"Of course not, Saotome. That's why they're rumors." Mousse
replied. He looked around. The dojo was empty except for them.
Most of the students had decided to stay home because of the
storm, "I think we're in private now Shampoo. Please continue."
Shampoo nodded and locked Ranma up in a powerful but oddly
comforting hug again.
Ranma acked, "You people are weird."
Mousse smiled, "We seem that way to you Saotome, but kindly
remember that we're from a much older culture than yours. We've
got 3000 years of tradition and law backing us up."
"Aren't you even going to ask me if the rumors are true or
not?" Ranma burst out. Shampoo was rubbing her cheek against his
chest and murmuring something in Mandarin. Mousse didn't appear
to even notice what she was doing.
He replied, "Well... Ryouga and I are running a betting
pool for the school as to which of the various rumors are true...
after all we need the funds after having to buy all of your stuff
back." Mousse seemed almost petulant. "But please, try not to
tell anyone but us which of the rumors are true until we've
collected a little more. We do need to refigure the odds a
bit..." Somehow, Mousse was suddenly holding a clipboard which he
looked over, "We've got fifty to one currently on 'Got caught en
flagrante delecti inside the bathroom'. I certainly hope that
isn't it."
"Why you dirty rotten--!" Ranma reached for Mousse, who
quite wisely took a step back, the clipboard vanishing again into
the depths of his coat. Ranma's hands clawed uselessly at thin
air as he realized that Shampoo was practically immovable and he
couldn't get out of her grip... geez, the girl was strong.
Shampoo turned to Mousse with a slightly disapproving
expression, "Hibiki-sempai no nice to try to make money off of
Saotome-sempai bad time."
Ranma was pretty sure it was probably Mousse's idea... it
usually was, but Shampoo would never believe anything bad of her
Mousse-sempai.
Mousse flipped his glasses up on his head and looked
thoughtful... "Speaking of Ryouga... have you seen him around? I
haven't seen him since yesterday when he was going to the
bathroom across the hall..."
Almost as if in answer to his question, a soaking wet
Ryouga opened the door to the dojo and walked in. There was
something very wrong with his face that the other three couldn't
quite place. Even leaving aside the fact that most of his hair
was plastered down on his face... something was definitely wrong.
"Hello, everyone," Ryouga said cheerfully. He sighed
happily and said, "What a beautiful afternoon."
Shampoo and Ranma glanced out the window to find the
downpour unabated. Mousse found himself staring at one of the
training dummies, where he imagined the window was.
Shampoo loosed her deathgrip on Ranma's ribs in shock,
"What wrong with Hibiki-sempai? He have funny look on face..."
"Why? He looks alright to me." Mousse replied, looking in
the wrong direction. Now freed, Ranma reached over and gave him a
thwack on the head, knocking his glasses back down over his eyes.
Mousse studied Ryouga's face for a moment before it finally
occurred to him what was wrong, "Ryouga... you're... you're
smiling... you're smiling happily... it doesn't look natural..."
Ryouga nodded, "Yes... the world is a wonderful place to be
in. It's been so long since I've felt that way."
Shampoo bounced over to Ryouga and put a hand to his
forehead, "He no have fever... but he still talk like crazy
man..."
Mousse grabbed Ryouga by the front of the shirt and shook
him roughly, "Alright you... what have you done with the real
Ryouga?!"
"I am the real Ryouga... the really happy Ryouga... isn't
it wonderful?" Ryouga said, smiling lazily up at Mousse.
"No you can't be! The real Ryouga would have hit me
repeatedly on the head for grabbing him!"
"Oh, go ahead Mousse..." Ryouga continued happily, "It's
alright. I've got other shirts, wrinkle this one all you like."
"Ai-yah..." Shampoo whispered, "Mousse-sempai, make him
stop... he scaring me.
Ranma watched the tomfoolery for a few moments more with a
small smile. Well, I can always count on these guys to do
something to make me forget some of my problems... usually by
giving me bigger ones. He bowed to Shampoo and thanked her for
trying to cheer him up. She smiled happily. The other two seemed
too busy to notice.
He snuck out of the dojo, pausing long enough to grab his
bag which he'd left the day before, as Mousse continued to try to
browbeat Ryouga back into his familiar misery. At least Ryouga
seemed pretty happy. That makes one of us, he thought bitterly.
He'd known Ryouga for a long time now and this was probably the
first time EVER that he'd seen the man happy. It seemed almost
impossible and he'd bet anything that the goddesses had something
to do with it. They had a way of making very strange things
happening... especially when it came to him and people in his
vicinity.
He sighed. His classes were over and he didn't really have
any excuse to stay on campus... Home wasn't a particularly
desirable option, but it was better than getting rained on. But
not by much.
Kasumi, still miniaturized, continued to follow him. There
was a proper time and place to talk to someone about things. She
was quite willing and content to follow him until the right
moment came up.
There is a thing to remember about heavy rains. On
occasion, drainage systems designed to handle a certain load find
themselves totally unable to cope with a sudden influx of
extended precipitation. In other words, a sudden heavy rain can
totally screw up the local drainage. This results in localized
flooding. Which in turn results in traffic jams. Now keep in mind
that Akane had been angry since the night before. This is not a
particularly good state of mind to be in for someone who can
control weather.
Ranma sighed in resignation. A number of streets had been
rendered impassible due to the flooding and he had somehow
managed to get his van entangled in a traffic jam trying to get
through the few roads which were still of any use.
His wipers had conked out and he couldn't see anything
beyond fuzzy blurs through his windshield. "This is just
great..."
"It is?" asked a small voice innocently from the passenger
side of his dashboard, "Oh my, I didn't realize being trapped in
traffic while half blind was a good thing. I must remember that.
"Not really... but I guess it beats going back to that
madhouse--" Ranma stopped suddenly and closed his eyes... he had
either snapped and was now starting to hear voices, or...
He turned to look at the source of the voice and found
Kasumi, all of six inches tall. Her tiny hands were pressed
against the windshield as she strained to look out the glass,
"Really? There's a madhouse near here?"
"Uh... What are you doing here?" Ranma asked unable to
think of anything better to say.
Kasumi turned away from the glass to face Ranma. She folded
her hands over her skirt, "I wanted to apologize for earlier this
morning. I didn't realize I was causing you so much
inconvenience, Mr. Saotome." She bowed low.
Ranma returned the bow, awkwardly. After all, he was
sitting behind the wheel and had his seatbelt on. "No... it's
okay, really. I sort of lost my temper a bit... I ought to
apologize. I was being a real jerk back there."
Kasumi straightened up and smiled sweetly at him, "Oh my,
no need at all to apologize at all, Mr. Saotome. Your reaction
was perfectly understandable.
"I'm glad you think so." Ranma replied a little ruefully,
"Uh... and would you mind calling me Ranma?"
"Alright. Please call me Kasumi." She replied still
smiling, "Would you mind if I sat down?"
Ranma gestured, "Huh? Oh, sure, go ahead..." At her current
size, she could sit comfortably on the ashtray, he thought.
Kasumi jumped off the dashboard and landed softly on the
passenger seat. Ranma recoiled slightly at the small puff of
smoke as she suddenly grew back to her full size, "Thank you, Mr.
Sa-- Ranma."
"No problem. You'd better buckle up your seatbelt,
Kasumi..." Ranma said as the traffic began to move.
Kasumi looked at him curiously, "My what?"
"Seatbelt... just reach up behind you, back there..." Ranma
replied, trying to keep his eyes on the road, even through his
rain spattered windshield and point to the seatbelt at the same
time. "You just sort of reach up and grab the metal thing and put
it in that slot there..."
"Oh, I see." Kasumi replied as she followed his
instruction. She continued delightedly, "How clever! I've never
seen anything like this before."
"Really?" Ranma asked, risking a glance at Kasumi.
Kasumi nodded and smiled, "Really. This is the first time
I've ever been to Earth. It's quite exciting."
"I guess it must be..." Ranma replied while avoiding
another pothole, mostly by watching the cars in front of them and
avoiding the ones they hit, "Say... if you don't mind my asking,
Kasumi, why did you drop by for a visit?"
"Oh I don't mind at all." Kasumi replied, animated, "After
Akane and Ranko both answered your wish request, it became pretty
lonely without my little sister and my cousin... Nabiki is always
so wrapped up in her work it's a little difficult to talk to her
sometimes..."
"You don't say..."
Kasumi nodded as she continued, "In any case, just
yesterday, my local area supervisor told me that my section had
to be shut down for a Contract Review...
"Section..?" Ranma asked, not realizing how narrowly he had
missed a lamppost.
"My section of the Ygdrasyl system is the one monitoring
the system force on your contract."
"Ah."
"So, since they put me on paid leave anyway, with no work
to do... and I had a little vacation leave squared away... I
decided to drop in for a visit... I mean, I haven't seen Akane or
Ranko in so long..."
"Yeah... Akane," Ranma nodded absently, still trying to see
through the rain, was that a tank or a towtruck?
"Are you having a difficult time, Ranma?" Kasumi asked a
mild trace of concern in her voice.
"Er... Sorta... it's pretty tricky... It's hard to see
where we're headed..." he squinted out the window this time, that
blur was most definitely a tank... and it was just a little too
close for comfort.