On Fri, 20 Jun 97 11:48:48 MDT, Ryan Anderson wrote:

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
<Whips out the BIG A$$ FLAME THROWER Of ULTAMTE DOOM!>
You EVIL EVIL person you!!! How could you!!!!!!!! That was the most
horrible thingI've ever read! I rather read about Akane masterbating with
Haggis than Ranma killing Shampoo!!!!!! ARGH! That was really rotten! 

I don't think I've EVER read a fic that made me so angry!

Uh... Ryan? Look at that ending again. It wasn't Shampoo. That was the
point. You were supposed to think it was until the end.

I liked it. The end was a real "D'Oh!!"

Wha... What? uh... <BIGGEST SWEAT DROP YOU'VE EVER SEEN> it wasn't
shampoo? but I thought... wait... no.,. I, but.. there was this cat and
... blood and... AAHHHH!!!!! I'm SORRY!!!!!!! Please forgive me! I lost my
head! I didn't mean to flame an inocent person!!! I'm sorry! I'm sorry!!

Ryan
-who is a complete fool