Subject: Re: [FFML] [FFML] A Message to the FFML at large!
From: JD Farber
Date: 6/20/1997, 3:39 AM
To: otakunxs@bellsouth.net, fanfic@fanfic.com

To Zenki: It WASN'T your fault! Don't take credit for the works of
criminal masterminds, they might just stick you in a "Death Trap" and
wait for next episode to let you work your way out.

That's right, Zenki.  He's Kaiser, I'm Soze.  But I get to be Kaiser next
week.  (Then JD forgot who he was, and turned into a thousand brightly
colored fish.)

To JD Farber: Nice, you took a truly putrid subject and got people to
stick to it with humor and sick fasination. Welcome to the Next Level,
but I'm going to kick your butt next time! (JD and I have been dueling
this out ever since we started the Feeling a little Hentai Thread, I
think I'm a couple of points behind now)

You'll never beat me, for I have the invincible...LUTEFISH!!!!  Fear the
wrath of...THE LUTEFISH!!!!

(Incase anyone doesn't know, the feeling a little hentai thread started when
Sean Gaffney made a comment about not being able to take him anywhere, and I
said I didn't want to take him, I'd rather take Akane, at which point I said
"I'm feeling a little hentai."  To wit, Keener replied "Get your hands off
of Happosai!!!".  It degenerated from there, but was a lot of fun.)

At any rate, Keener is right.  There is a lot to be learned by writing
spammy little things like the Gross-out Challenge.  You have to give the
reader what he/she/it/they/whatever want(s), without them knowing that you
know what they want and that the idea that they have of what they want is
completely wrong, because only you know what they want, but they don't know
that.

(Meddle not in the affairs of JD, for he is insane, and his logic is rather
hard to follow.)

This exercise helps you learn how to pace, and will let you work on tense
continuty.  Also, it's really fun, and lets you completely blow character
and not have anyone @bap you for it.

In fact, I challenge you all to do this.  It doesn't have to be a lemon, it
could be anything, from any series, but here is what I want you to do.  I
want everybody, and I do mean everybody, to write a short spammy little fic
that accomplishs one of two things.  Either you make something completely
diegusting compeling and gripping, as I did with my Akane lemon, or you
write something heading one way, but have it end up in a completely
different, albeit logical, place, as Keener did, with 'Mousse's fun with
fellatio', or whatever that fic was called.

And when I say everybody, I mean everybody.  Gary, Wyrm, Megane, Joseph,
Mousse, Alpha, Misa, and even Biles, Lawson, Zen, Davies, Twister,
Skyknight, Latus, and Kun-chan, I want to see something from you all.  They
don't have to be perfect, they have to be fun.  But can you accomplish the
goal? (If I forgot anyone, please forgive me.  This is off the top of my
head, the soles of my feet, and whoever is in my inbox at the moment.)

That is it.  Let the spamfics flow!!!

JD
Paladin of The Holy Pair
Verbena Mage
No-Brand Hero
Homepage <http://rvcc.raritanval.edu/~jfarber/>

Life is a disease: Sexually transmitted and always fatal.
But that doesn't mean that you can't enjoy it!
	-Death, 'Death Talks about Life'