You know the guy who brought this up is on my list now,

After naming the "Gross-out Challenge"  I read his letter and decided,
 "Hell.  If I help get one challenge off the ground, I may as well 
help with another."

So I came up with THIS......


SAILOR DEIMOS
(A short Sailor Moon fic.  All disclaimers apply.)

     The figure appeared out of no where.  It stood on a rooftop in 
the middle of Tokyo and gazed down on the two young girls on the 
street.  The two girls were in heavy argument.  The figure wasn't 
sure what the argument was about, yet it seemed to concern the papers 
clutched in each of the girls hands.

     "You got THAT low on your math test?!?!" the girl on the left, 
with long shimmering black hair and angry purple eyes said, "I didn't 
know such a low score was possible!!!"

     The other girl, with blond hair done up with two buns and pony 
tails and blue eyes that quickly filled to the brim with tears, 
replied, "Don't rub it in! (Sniff) I bet you didn't do any better!"

     The first girls face changed emotions several times in the blink 
of an eye.  It passed out of annoyance, to embarasment and finally to 
a rage that seemed well at home.  "At least," she said in a voice 
that did little to hide the rising fury before she exploded, "I PUT 
SOME EFFORT INTO IT!!!!"

     That was too much for the second girl and she started to bawl, 
"WHHAAAAAAAAA!!!!  REI WHY DO YOU ALWAYS MAKE FUN OF MEEEEEE!  I DID 
TRY MY BEST!!!!"

     "YEAH RIGHT USAGI!  YOU DON'T STUDY!  YOU DON'T PAY ATTENTION IN 
CLASS!  YOU DON'T DO YOUR HOMEWORK!"

     "AND YOU *DO*?!"

     "HELL YEAH!"

     "THEN HOW COME YOUR GRADE IS AS BAD AS MINE?!!!!!"

     The shouting match degenerated even further into a tounge 
dueling contest.  The figure on the roof felt the large drop of sweat 
forming on the back of her neck just before she face faulted.  <Man,> 
an internal voice said, <I knew I was a bit of a ditz back then... 
but I never imagined....>

     <How do you think I feel?!> another internal voice replied, <I 
knew I had a bit of a bug up my butt but... aw man!!!>

     At that moment, a small black cat came running up and said to 
the girls, "STOP FIGHTING THIS INSTANT!  The others need you right 
away!  A monster is attacking them!"

     The two squabbling girls stopped at their mentor 's cry and 
nodded as they transformed into their Senshi forms.  The woman on the 
roof watched as Sailors Moon and Mars raced to aid their friends.  
The woman watching them decided.

     Now was the time to make herself know.

     The battle had been going on for a while.  The monster was a 
large, volcano shaped creature that fired lava out of the opening of 
its head.  "VOLCANA," the creature roared as it fired another burst 
at the worn down Senshi it was fighting.

     Sailor Moon and Sailor Mars arrived on scene and made their 
introductory speeches.  "Sailor Moon!  Sailor Mars!" Venus cried, 
"Nice to see you here.  This thing is tougher then it looks."

     The two new arrivals nodded and began their attacks.

     "MARS FLAME SNIPER!"

     "MOON STARLIGHT HONEYMOON THERAPY KISS!!!"

     The attacks hit the creature and after the fireworks died down, 
the creature actually seemed rather pissed off.  "VOLCANA!!!!!" it 
roared.

     "Wha..." all five Senshi gasped.

     "It's not even scratched," Jupiter said slowly.

     "Allow me to try," a new voice said.

     It was not just the voice itself that drew everyone's attention, 
it was the fact that it sounded like two people speaking as one.  On 
top of that, the voice sounded like two FAMILIAR people as well.  The 
Senshi gasped at what they saw.  Standing on a tree limb was a young 
woman dressed in a Senshi outfit, but it was unlike any seen before.  
The skirt and chest bow were a light purple with a fire red broach in 
the middle of the bow and the shirt was seemingly leather with an 
Arabian look to it(1).

     The persons face was even stranger.  It was angular like Reis 
and yet the facial features were almost exactly like Usagis.  The 
eyes were a mismatched blue and purple and her hair was black yet 
done up in a long pony tail that reached the backs of her knees and 
on the top of her head was a single bun that looked exactly like the 
two that rested on Usagis head.  "Who," Sailor Moon asked, "are you?
"

     "Sailor Deimos," the newcomer replied in her two voices in one, 
"and I am the only one who can take out this creature at the present 
time."

     "VOLCANA," the creature finally roared and charged at Sailor 
Deimos.

     Sailor Deimos raised her right hand to the air, palm up and the 
crystal that rested in the middle of the broach on her chest floated 
up to sit on her palm.  Energy seemed to come out of every plant, 
tree, and even the very air itself and formed into a ball above her 
out stretched palm.  Then the ball merged with the crystal and Sailor 
Deimos closed her fist around it.  As the power reached its peak, she 
thrust her fist forward and cried, "COSMIC SPIRIT BOMB!!!!"

     The pure burst of energy that rushed out of Sailor Deimos's hand 
bowled over the Senshi and completely obliterated Volcana in the 
blink of an eye.  When the dust cleared, the five Senshi stood and 
looked at their new counterpart.  They quickly rushed over and began 
assaulting her with a thousand questions at once.

     "Who are you?"
     "Where did you come from?"
     "How did you DO that?"
     "If you're a Sailor Senshi, why are you dressed like that?"

     Sailor Deimos raised a hand to halt the flow of questions and 
replied, "I'll explain if you'll all please  quiet down for just a 
second."

     There was a sudden silence and then Sailor Deimos continued, 
"I'm from the future and I'm here to warn you about an upcoming 
danger.  First though, I should explain about myself.  As you may 
have guessed I am not a normal Sailor Senshi.  In fact, I am you," 
she pointed at Sailor Moon, "and you," she pointed as Sailor Mars, 
"fused into one."

     As the Senshi recoiled in shock Sailor Deimos said, "It will all 
start in a few weeks when you meet two young boys named Goten and 
Trunks...."

TO BE CONTINUED??????

I don't THINK so!

(1) I am trying to describe what the vest that Gotenks and Gojita 
wear but in a (naturally) more femminine form.

The Flashman
(I can't write this anymore... any body want to take over?)

May The Spirit Preserve You!