At 22:04 18/06/97 -0500, you wrote:

Top that?  I can beat that with my eyes closed.
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Try and beat that.  It has anal sex, beastiality, necrophilia, and

HAGGIS!!!

SLIMY WEEK OLD HAGGIS!!!!!

GYAAHH!! I can't believe you actually did it. Now, normally nothing affects
me much but this had me actually want to puke. A stuffed parrot!?!!
Ohhh....I feel revolted. I think I am going to swtich off now....

	I have to personally say that I almost died of laughter after
reading that, it was the most revolting, and yet the most funny piece of
liturature I have read in weeks.  I can't believe you did it either, I
thought the post before had been bad.  

<raises glass> "To hentais everywhere!"

Sorry to disappoint you, Nall, but I didn't write this. Wish I did though,
so I don't deserve the praise. But if nobody came forward to claim their
piece, I am willing to accept the accolade ^_^

MT
martin.tie@virgin.net