(I'd continue, but there'd be no point...top that if you can!)

Top that?  I can beat that with my eyes closed.
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        Akane sighed to herself.  Nabiki was having a night on the town,
Ranma was asleep, and her father was drunk.  Even Kasumi was nowhere to be
seen.  Now, Akane could indulge herself in her most passionate fantasy.

        Akane drained the furo of all its water, and took a towel to start
drying it out.  Once that was done, she went into the kitchen to get her
secret stash of love meat.

        She began filling the tub with haggis.  Not fresh haggis, but slimy,
week old haggis.  Akane shuddered with lust at the thought of what she was
going to do.  When the tub was filled, Akane ran to her room and came back
with a long cylindrical package that was wrapped in newspaper.

        She took off her clothes, and climbed into the slimy goop.  It felt
sooooo good, spreading its mushiness over her lithe and sexy body.  She
reached down to scoop up a little and rubbed it over her erect nipples,
sending tingles of sexual excitement through her body.  She took a haggis
covered hand, and began to rub her sex, coating it in sheep slime.  Akane
took some, and pushed it inside of her, pumping it in and out of her
womanhood, feeling it fill her love canal.  Just as she was about to climax,
she reached over, and unwrapped the package.

        It was a mummified parrot.

        Akane rolled over, with the haggis still in her, and began poking
the stiff bird at her rear passage.  As it entered her, Akane thrust her
face into the haggis, smearing it in her hair and all over her beautiful face.

        The orgasm was the most powerful one she had ever felt.

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Try and beat that.  It has anal sex, beastiality, necrophilia, and HAGGIS!!!
SLIMY WEEK OLD HAGGIS!!!!!

I am ready for my @bap-ing now.  Feel free to flame away.

BTW, Keener, who came up with the idea for parrots and haggis, anyway?  Was
it you?

JD
Paladin of The Holy Pair
Verbena Mage
No-Brand Hero
Homepage <http://rvcc.raritanval.edu/~jfarber/>

Life is a disease: Sexually transmitted and always fatal.
But that doesn't mean that you can't enjoy it!
	-Death, 'Death Talks about Life'