Top that?  I can beat that with my eyes closed.
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Try and beat that.  It has anal sex, beastiality, necrophilia, and HAGGIS!!!
SLIMY WEEK OLD HAGGIS!!!!!

GYAAHH!! I can't believe you actually did it. Now, normally nothing affects
me much but this had me actually want to puke. A stuffed parrot!?!!
Ohhh....I feel revolted. I think I am going to swtich off now....

	I have to personally say that I almost died of laughter after
reading that, it was the most revolting, and yet the most funny piece of
liturature I have read in weeks.  I can't believe you did it either, I
thought the post before had been bad.  

<raises glass> "To hentais everywhere!"