It was a dark and stormy night, although there wasn't any rain
falling, so Ranma was still in his male form.

        "Aww, man.  Why'd I hafta come to this gaijin city with Akane
anyway?  Who's idea was it to come to Raccoon City?  Who the hell names a
city after a raccoon?" Ranma griped as he walked through the meadow with
Akane.  He could hear dogs barking in the distance.  They sounded like they
were getting closer.

        "Stop complaining.  You think it was my idea to drag you along on
this class trip?  Where is everyone else?" Akane replied in a huff.  Those
dogs sure are barking a lot.

        The pair continued to walk in the dark meadow.  Suddenly, Ranma
tripped over a body laying in the middle of the field.

        "What the-?  AAAAAAUUUUUGGHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!  THERE'S A BODY LAYING IN
THE MIDDLE OF THE FIELD!!!" Ranma reiterated for the people that didn't hear
the narrator say it the first time.

        Ranma look at the pasty skin, the sunken eyes, the matted hair.
When he was finished looking at the picture of Gosunkugi, he turned to look
at the body he had just tripped over.  There was something familiar about it.

        "Ryoga!  What are you doing here?" Akane asked, completely destroing
any dramatic tension over the identity of the body.

        "The dogs!!!  They are...MONSTERS!!!!"  And with that statment, two
things happened to Ryoga.  First, he leapt to his feet, grabbed Akane and
Ranma, and ran towards a convienit mansion.  Second, a letter was sent to
his house in Nerima subpeanoing him for a class action suit to the tune of
10 billion American dollars.  It was signed Canine Commitee For Protection
Against 'Dogs Are Monsters' Comments.  Unfortunatly, because no one has been
in the Hibiki household for the past two years, no one ever got the letter,
and the CCFPADAMC went unsatisfied, and they sent out martial artists
swearing revenge.

        "Well, we are safe now." Ryoga said.  "Let's split up and look for a
way out of here!"

        Thus, the biggest mistake in all of history was started.


Resident Ranma

A RESIDENT EVIL/RANMA CROSSOVER

Not coming anywhere

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I'm probably not going to write this.  This is pure insanity on my part.  I
watched a friend of mine finish Resident Evil, and found more things to make
fun of in that game then I thought were humanly possible.  They ask stupid
questions in that game.

If anyone wants to write this, be my guest.

Hope you got a few laughs out of this!!

JD
Paladin of The Holy Pair
Verbena Mage
No-Brand Hero
Homepage <http://rvcc.raritanval.edu/~jfarber/>

Life is a disease: Sexually transmitted and always fatal.
But that doesn't mean that you can't enjoy it!
	-Death, 'Death Talks about Life'