Bwahahahahaha

Didn't think I'd do it didja?

Here it is.... My first fic....

BTW Pleeeze read the author's comments too, if you haven't a clue where
this idea started, the explanation is in there.

toally disavowed by Desert Neko Productions 1997

all characters copyright of Rumiko Takahashi not me

Mousse's Fun With Fellation
by C-chan

Mousse finished his morning chores in the Nekohanten as quickly as he
could, fairly bouncing with anticipation the whole time. _He_ was going
to arrive today and Mousse had not been this excited in a very long
time.

"He's coming ro- dayyy, he'll be here real soon." Mousse repeated in a
singsong voice.

He finished setting up the restaurant for the day and then went bouncing
merrily out the back door singing his little ditty the entire way.
Cologne watched him go, her eyes wide in amazement, then she began
digging through her potions to see if Mousse had mistaken one of them
for one of his breakfast ingredients again.

At the top of the stairs sat Shampoo, z worried look on her face. She
was beginning to wish she had never fed Mousse that concoction that was
supposed to cure obsessions. After she had already slipped it to the
poor, unsuspecting boy she had read the rest of the old svroll telling
of the potions tendency to not work, or work partially, and the side
effects, the changes it could make in a person....

Shampoo shuddered violently and prayed that it would not be so, not
Mousse.... not _that_. The fear made her too nervous to remain still, so
she got up and went to her room to prepare for the day.

***

Mousse bounced along, singing his song down the road, anricipation
filling every fiber of his being. Today was the day. All of his
frustrations would soon melt away on wings of aether and he could
finally find some release.

"Oh, Joy! Oh, Joy! Oh Happy DAYYYYY!" he added into his little litany as
he continued down the road skipping and hopping like a child.

***

Mousse stood at the head of the pier, watching the passengers disembark,
still bouncing a bit as the anticipation threatened to overwhelm him.

<Ohm the fun we'll have! Oh, the joys we'll share!> he thought
enthusiastically.  He was trying to decide whether to burst into song or
into poetry when he saw him.

The young man coming down the pier was about the same height and build
as Mousse, and he moved down the walkway with a catlike grace that spoke
of his martial prowess. His coal-black hair was worn loose and had grown
well below his waist, some of its silky strands were blown astray in the
wind. His deep brown eyes searched the area near the pier until they
locked onto Mousse, then they were filled with a love and affection that
Mousse had not experienced since he left China.

Mousse drank in the sight, then ran and embraced the man in a fierce hug
which was returned with vigour. Now all would be right. Here was the
person he most needed to have near him. The one person who had always
loved him no matter what. The one who had always believed in him and
supported him. The one person who believed as much as Mousse that
Mousse's destiny was to be with his beloved Shampoo. The one who would
help him destroy the evil Saotome. His dear cousin.... Fellatio.
***

Back at the Nekohanten, Shampoo ws still lost in thought as she waited
for the time to open the restaurant. She was still covered in redret and
nervousness. Not only had the potion not seemed to cure Mousse's
obsession with her, it had caused all of the worst side effects. Mousse
on any given day was bad enough, but Mousse with extreme hyperactivity
and uncontrollable euphoria...

She shuddered violently for about the millionth time that day and prayed
that the potion would soon wear off.

Finis
***

I never _said_ it was a lemon or that it was for the fross out
challenge! Hehhehheh.

Don't all come kill me now, it's ALL Keener's fault! I swear! He put me
up to this! It was a Joke...um, you can put the hammers away now, umm...
Bye! <runrunrunrunrunrun slam. vrooooom. C-chan suddenly remembers that
he can't drive. screeeeech. crunch.>

Questions? Comments? Miscellaneoud personal abuse?

C & C welcome but would be surprising. Flames will be chortled at and
deleted.

Author's Notes 

If you thought I was gonna write a lemon here, you were mistaken, I
write limes for a living so I basically don't write lemons and keep lime
light in my "fun" fiction. Not saying that a dare at the right time, or
a super idea that happens to require some mature themes might not some
day lead me to write one. After Keener's message with the line that
started me on this, I actually started to write a very explicit
yaoi/straight/many things in-between fic with Mousse haveing oral
adventures with virtually all of the casr members, but I looked at the
title and decided that not only was I not in the mood to write that,
even as a joke, the title was WAY too obvious and it was much more fun
to play on the title and have fun. Any bets on the percentage of people
who simply looked at the title and hit "delete?" I hope you at least got
a little chuckle out of this.

C-chan