<snip demented fic>

C&C is welcome.  :)

O_O.........


I will baste you in brown gravy and lock you in a cage with a wolverine
that's high on angel dust if this is continued, dude. (Thank you, uncle
George!)

I certainly _hope_ that this is a spamfic. I almost got a brain haemorage
for merely fathoming the idea. If you dare write a lemon of this, you will
shoot you. Slowly and painfully.

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## # ##   ###    #####   ## # ##  Wielder of ANVIL and SPAM! Breaking
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##   ##   ###   ###   ## ##   ## of UT      <wyrm@mail.utexas.edu>
Save the Bit Trees -- Conserve SPAM!         When in Rome...BURN IT!!!
                   Darwin was wrong: Man is still an ape!