Well.  This is kinda messed up.  I know.  But you kinda have to see the movie
True Stories.  Well not really but it wouldn't hurt.  By the way don't hurt
me too
badly for this one please.  Oh yes please send me some C+C on this even only
to say that it sucks if you so wish.  Of course I will continue this no
matter what
you say but if I get some input you might actually help me write a better
story
which I beleive would be a good thing don't you.

Anyway on with the schew



TRUE STORIES and Warped Realities.
Part 1 chapter 1


Disclaimer- this part of true stories was taken from the
of the same name.  I really liked the movie and thought
I would do a fic on it.  Anyways it is a musical, but I
am not making up any origonal songs.  I will just leave
those parts out(sorta)  Anyone who wants to know what
the real songs are watch the movie or get some 
Talking Heads tapes.  All other characters are the property
of Rumiko Takahashi.  And if I take anything from anyone else
let me know and I will add you here.






This is a story about a bunch of people in
Nerima Texas.




<Scene>  A girl is waling down a dirt road in a white dress
wandering as childeren do in a white dress humming an erie
tune to herself.

Voice(Ranma):Once this land was open and there were no towns
nearby.  I bet if you asked around you could find someone who
remembered it back then.  The first people who lived here
called themselves the people.  Everyone else was called friend.
A nice people huh?  Well that all changed when the white man came.
He brought with him war and death to what is now called the state
of Texas.  This state was taken long ago from the Mexicans by
force and trickery.  It has been a state for 150 years and is
cellabrating its sesquicentennial this year.  People from all
over the globe came to the cerrimonies in Dallas.  Now this
nice town here, Nerima (Picture of main street), is having its
own little celebration.  They call this the 'cellabration of
specialness' the project is funded by a computer corporation
called Verrycorp.  The cellabration will take place this friday
when there is a parade...in the morning.  They will also have
a talent contest in the evening.  Well lets go see what is
going on now shall we.

<Scene>  Ranma in a red convertable driving down a strech of dirt
road in the middle of nowhere.

Ranma:  In a couple of years this will all be grown up with
houses and all.  Not to long ago Nerima used to be like this
I bet if you tried you would be able to find someone who remembers
it like it was.

<Scene>  Ranma driving by an area where there are a couple of people
pointing at the featureless land.

Ranma:  This is where they are going to put the stage for the talent
show.  It will only take a couple of days, they get it all prefab
you know.  Well do you think they are going to have a problem with
parking?  Now lets go see the kind people at Verrycorp.

<Scene>  Ranma outside a boxlike building with a sign saying
Verrycorp computer manufaturing.

Ranma:  Nice place.  Very all purpose utilitarian shape...a box.

<Scene>  Ranma walking through halls with Gosunkigi who is the plant
production manager.

Ranma:  Nice place you have here.

Hikaru:  Yes.  We are very proud of our work here at Verrycorp.  You
know computers are our future.

Ranma:  I didn't know that.  So you are saying that you enjoy your work
here, so what about the others?

Hikaru:  Well yes I do like it here, as for the others lets take a walk
around the place and find out for ourselves shall we?

<Scene> A number of people assembeled around a conveyor belt.  Among them
are Ukyou, Ryouga, Mikado,and Asuza.

Asuza(to worker):  Oh but he is so KAWAII!!  Just like a little furry
bear.  Piere is the...

Scene shifts down line

Ryouga:  Um which way to the Radio Shack I need to buy a GPS...

Scene shifts

Ukyou:  I tell you honey I know all about love.  I mean men they just
fall all over me sugga.  Did I tell you about the one time that Burt
Renolds almost left the movies for me?  I mean I could have had all
his money, but what could I do I mean they gave me so much money just
to keep quiet.  What could I do.  I mean I only work here for a hoby
anyways.  (NOTE:  I mean no disrespect toward Ukyou, I just stuck here
in this ladys part)

Scene shifts

Mikado(to female worker):  I know what you are thinking darling.  Nono
don't object I know you want to kiss me right now.  I can pick up your
thoughts like you were a radio.

Girl:  So I am sending this to you.

Mikado:  Yes, it is like you are the tranciver and I am the only one
on the right frequency.  Here let me show you. (Puts hands on her head)
You are HOT, but also sweet.

(Girl giggles)

Girl:  Your so funny.

<Scene>  You see Genma through a window in a whole white suit.

Genma:  Hi.  My name is Genma.  Genma Saoutome.  But my friends
call me the Bear.  Now I am in the clean room right now.  Well sure
come on in, just put on a suit before you come now.

Genma:  There.  Yea I like this place.  It is a fine place to work, 
but me I go out at night.  I mean there is more to life than just
this factory...oh no offence mind you Mr. Hikaru.  But I love the
women.  Now don't get me wrong, I'm not a swinger or anything.  I
myself aim for matrimony.  Thats me Genma the marrying man.  I just
haven't had that much luck with the women you know.  I like computers
and all but I tried this computer dating service once and they stuck
me with a shrivled old midget or something.

<Scene>  Genma at a restaraunt with Colonge

Colonge:  Well Genma I hope you do stop and stay a while at my house
tonight.  I bought something special just for this occasion.
(holds up what appears to be a red teddy or something)

Genma:  Um...ah...I see... yes...well. (Genma bolts for the door as
fast as his legs can carry them.)

<Scene>  Genma at home.  All of a sudden Colonge pops up dressed in
the (on her) hideous pice of not quite clothing holding a whip.

Colonge:  Well my boy I see we are going to have to do this the hard
way.  You are a hundred years to late to escape me.  Hahahaha!!

<Scene>  Back in the clean room  Genma looks as if a throughly
unpleasant memory had been relived.

Genma:  Well I suppose I will see you around town before friday.
Bye.