Hi all,
Flashman here. I'm having a little problem. You see, I was working
on TRIO when my Crossover Dimension Device (tm) went on the fritz and
the reality I was recording suddenly melded into this....
DRAGON MOON 1/2
It was raining in Nemira. This was a normal event. People
opened their umbrellas and continued on their way. This was also
normal. Suddenly, loud explosions could be heard coming from down
the street. This would become normal.
Two forms, one a red headed girl in an orange karate gi, the
other a panda bear, dropped down from the sky and landed in the
middle of the street. "Listen pop," the girl said, "For the last
time I am NOT getting married to some girl I've never even met
before!"
The bear tried to say something but it came out as grumbling.
"I don't have time for fiances," the girl continued, "I have to get
back to China... and it can be around you or THROUGH you!"
With that the girl let out a roar of anger and with a gold flash
of light, the red head was a blond. The panda looked at the girl for
a second before it let out a roar of its own and the black hair that
was on it became blond as well. The two charged each other and
traded a flurry of blows. Suddenly, the panda disappeared and the
girl looked around for it as she exclaimed, "Now where did he...."
She was cut off as the panda whacked her on the back of the head
with a stop sign.
Meanwhile, at the Tendo Dojo......
Soun wept for joy as he read the card from his dear friend. It
said,
<Coming soon,
Bringing son.
Your friend,
Goku>
Soun stood and ran to gather his daughters.
"Kasumi!"
A young woman stopped her cooking and looked up at her father.
"Nabiki!"
A girl in her room stopped reading the stock reports and looked
up at her father.
"Akane!"
A girl in the dojo stopped breaking bricks and looked up at her
father.
"Usagi!"
No answer.
"Usagi? Now where could that girl have gotten to?"
"If you're looking for Usagi," Nabiki said, "she should be home
right about...."
The door opened and Usagi walked in as she cried, "I'm home!
Sorry I'm late but the teacher gave me deten..." Usagi tripped on a
crack on the floor and fell on her face, "OW! WHHHHAAAAAA!!!!"
"...now," Nabiki finished.
"What is it you wanted us for father?" Kasumi asked after she
had soothed Usagi with a batch of fresh baked cookies.
"I have wonderful news," Soun exclaimed, "I've told you many
times about my training with my oldest and dearest friend Son Goku,
have I not?"
"Only about a thousand times," the two youngest Tendo siblings
(Akane and Usagi) said at the same time.
"Well, he's coming here after a training trip to China and he's
bringing his son, Gohan with him."
"So?" Usagi asked as she bit into another cookie.
"As you also know, our two styles, The Magical Girls School,
which one of you will inherit one day from your dearly departed
mother, and the Saya-Jin School have had a history of cooperation."
"To quote sis," Akane said, "So?"
"One of you is going to marry Gohan."
"WHAT???" Three of the four sisters exclaimed. (Kasumi of course,
being the exception)
"Hey," Nabiki finally said when the shock had worn off, "maybe
we shouldn't take this so hard. This Gohan might not be such a bad
guy."
"Is he my age?" Kasumi asked, "Younger men are so.... YOUNG."
"Is he cute?" Nabiki asked.
"Hey," Usagi exclaimed, "That's MY line. Aren't you supposed to
ask if he's rich?"
(Sorry SKJAM, that line can be used in more then one reality right?)
"Yeah dad," Akane interjected, "what IS this Gohan like?"
"I don't know," Soun answered, "I've never met him."
Alarm bells rang in all five girls heads and they all looked at
each other with "oh BOY" looks. Suddenly, the sound of a door
opening and someone yelling, "PUT ME DOWN" was heard.
Soun leaped to his feet and exclaimed, "That must be Goku and
Gohan now!"
Nabiki and Usagi, their curiosity overtaking them, followed
their father down the hall. Two seconds later, the three of them
came running back as a giant panda bear with a person over its
shoulder walked into the house. "Pop," the person exclaimed, "Cut it
out! Can't you see your scaring them spitless!"
The panda placed its burden down and stood back. "I..." the
girl said, "I'm Son Gohan.... sorry about this."
As soon as the surprise wore off Soun grabbed Gohan and hugged
as he said, "I'm so happy you've arrived!"
Something about Gohan, Soun noted, didn't feel right. He
stepped back and took a look. A red headed girl in an orange karate
gi looked back. "Dad," Nabiki pointed out, "Gohan is a GIRL!"
The lights went out for Soun.
Later.......
Soun awoke to see Kasumi, Nabiki and the panda looking down at
him. He groaned as he awoke and sat up. "Dad," Nabiki scolded, "how
could you have told us that Gohan was a boy?"
"I assumed," Soun explained, "that Gokus SON would be a boy."
The panda seemed flustered by this for some reason and shuffled
for the bathroom. Meanwhile, exclamations came from the dojo. The
group looked up to see Gohan, Usagi and Akane coming back after they
had promised Kasumi to show their guest around. "You should have
seen it," Usagi blabbed, "Akane asked if Gohan wanted to spar and
Gohan said yes and then... it was so FAST! Gohan just avoided Akanes
punch and..."
"Sis," Akane interrupted, "you don't have to rub it in."
"Sorry," Usagi blushed.
"If you don't mind," Gohan said, "I'm going to take a bath."
"Go right ahead," Soun said, "You're a guest and thus are
allowed all the privileges of one."
Gohan nodded and walked out. Usagi and Akane soon went up to
their rooms as they chatted and gossiped about school mates and other
such things. Kasumi went back to cooking and Nabiki went to go check
her business holdings. As soon as they were gone, Soun heard a
familiar voice behind him say, "Hello old friend."
A little later.....
Nabiki knocked on Usagis door and the youngest Tendo sister
looked out. "Yes sis?" she asked.
Nabiki smiled at her sister and said, "Your bath is ready... and
by the way, do you know who that guy dad's talking to is?"
"What guy?"
"Never mind."
Nabiki knew Gohan was still in the bath but still, Usagi
embarased so easily sometimes and it was so funny when she did so.
Usagi went down the hall and into the bathroom. She undressed in the
changing area, grabbed her towel and walked in...
Only to see a naked man coming out of the tub. A.... completely.
.... 100%.... naked.... MAN!
Usagi closed the door, put her clothes back on, walked out of
the changing area... and screamed.
All the people in the living room looked up at the scream and
watched Usagi as she raced in and his behind Akane. "What is it?"
Akane asked in concern.
"There's a PERVERT in the bath room," Usagi exclaimed, her eyes
wide in fear.
"Someone trying to scare my little sister?!" Akane thought,
"KILL!!!!!!"
Aloud she growled, "I'll drown him in the bath tub!!!"
Akane grabbed the table and hefted it over her head. At that
moment a boy with black hair, wearing the same gi the girl had been
wearing before, walked into the room. "Who are you?" Kasumi asked.
"I..." the boy said, "I'm Son Gohan.... sorry about this."
The four sisters stood there stunned. The table fell with a
whump onto Akanes head. "Calm down please," Soun said, "I can
explain everything."
He indicated the man on his left, who was attired the same as
Gohan but his hair was longer and more frazzled looking and said,
"This is my old friend, Son Goku..."
"...and this," Goku said, "is my son."
"Gohan," Gohan finished.
Usagi just stared at him as Akane growled threateningly.
"You're probably wondering what's going on," Goku continued, "well,
I'll explain. It all started with a training trip to China...."
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OK! That's it. I can't keep this up anymore. Do you want me to
continue this or not?
The Flashman
(And now back to your regularly scheduled cross over)
May The Spirit Preserve You!