A strange Thought on the Keener's Final Embrace -- ALTERNATE ENDING

Good LORD! The longer this thing goes along, the more people keep
showing up alive. I can just see Ranma&Akane on their way to the
afterlife.

	<Wispy & nude shojo effigies rising to the heavens>

Akane <sobbing>: Oh how could I? It's just so horrible!

Ranma <shroking her hair>: Shhhhhh, it's gonna be okay.

Akane <head turned to Ranma's chest>: But I killed...ALL of them

Ranma <looking to the sky>: It wasn't your fault, besides, we'll meet
them on the otherside.

Akane: <looking up into Ranma's eyes> Thank you Ranma, I...<looks down>
Wait a sec, why-why THERE'S Ukyo and-and Shampoo!

Ranma: <looks down confused> And Kun-chan and the Old Ghoul!

Akane <tears of joy>: Even Happosai! They're all ALIVE Ranma, I'm SOOOOO
happy! 

Ranma <smiles and holds her tight>: Yeah...

Akane <thinks a moment>: Wait a sec, if they're ALL alive. YOU KILLED US
FOR NO REASON!!!

Ranma: <piku> Uh-heh

Akane: <Holy Mallet Attack> RANMA NO BAKA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!