Subject: INCREDIBLE WEIGHT LOSS*...BYE BYE PHEN FEN!!!
From: James Goeller
Date: 6/3/1997, 5:18 PM
To: Anime Fanfic Mailing List

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EFFECTIVE NEW WEIGHT LOSS PRODUCT --
SAFE AND NATURAL, WITHOUT SIDE EFFECTS!
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You are going to love this....You can change your life!!!

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consumer.
Leading University studies show ...

* Greater increase in fat burning
* Higher percentage of weight loss
* Increased endurance

That's right! With the FFML, you'll lose more wait then you ever have
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you'll never want to eat again! In fact, the sight of food will make you
want to vomit!

Look at what some of our satisfied customers have to say...

	Man:Well, before the FFML, I was one hefty fellow. Weighing in at
almost 300 pounds, I tried almost every method I could get my hands on now,
alas without success. But with the FFML, and it's patented 'WHAM'EM WITH
SPAM(TM)' technique,  I lost 177 pounds. IN THE FIRST WEEK. Now look at me.
(Flexes) Buff, huh?

	Women:After having my sixteenth child, I was desperately needing to
lose some weight. I couldn't even fit into my two-piece bathing suit. I was
about ready to give up when a friend told me about the FFML. I quickly
joined. With the constant flow of SPAM, the slightest sight of food made me
want to run to the toilet. Now, when I go to the beach, I no longer have to
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	Clinton:Becoming president of the United States of America has sure
taken a toll on my body. Even worse, thanks to the supreme court ruling,
the Paula Jones case has eaten away all my time. The only time I have to
jog is when I head down to the local Mc. Donalds to scarf down another of
those  oh-so-delicious Arch-Deluxes. Fortunately, Hilary told me about the
FFML and it's wonderful SPAM. Now I'm in perfect physical condition.
(Poses) Paula Jones, you should have taken this when you had the chance.

'Sounds good,' you say. 'But how much does it cost?' Well, my friends,
that's the best part. IT'S FREE! All you need is an e-mail account and a
bottle of Tums. Here's how to join:

	Send e-mail to:
		fanfic-request@fanfic.com
		2001 E Amiren Way
		Hormel, NY 72652
	Sorry, No CODs.





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Dustin Goeller (MeStinkBAD;  Would someone giv'me a real nick-name? PLEASE?)
e-mail:stinky@azstarnet.com <---- Send Flames Hear, Not To ML or Girlfriend.
Web Page:Get real! Me make a web page?  Yea, whatever...

				   (For the two of you who can't read this,
  ---- ''  -----    __---     \  /  this is my first name written in katakana.
  |  |        /       |         /   Why?  Cause I felt like wasting space!
  -- /       /\    -------     /    Maybe I should replace it with the
    /       /  \      |       /     kanji for bakamon.  But, I don't know
   /       /    \     |      /      if my mother would be too happy about
				    that...)

P.S.  Pay no attention to this signature.  Pretend you never saw it...  And
thanks for atleast taking some time to read this garbage!
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