Well I hope that this doesn't count as Spam, I really don't like to do 
that.  But I couldn't rest until I wrote this so here goes nothing.

<Just a Pig>
<Parody of "Just a toy" by Barenaked Ladies>
<newranma@hotmail.com>
<Jonathan Lavallee>

Well I was just sitting here writing, listening to my CD when this song 
played.  For all of you that doesn't know what this song is about it's 
about a childhood toy that gets tossed aside by his girl for a boy.  The 
toy looks on with helpless anger at this boy who took away his love from 
him.  Well picture Ryoga as P-chan singing this song to himself in his 
head.
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Ranma 1/2 is property of Rumiko Takahashi, "Just a toy" is a song by 
Barenaked Ladies, written by Steven Page and Ed Robertson distributed by 
Reprise Record and all other necessary mentions.
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Remember folks this is P-chan signing in his head.



Look at my mouth, it's now a snout
Look at my limbs, shrunk up and turned inside out.
Forever, ever mine
Curse for a man, shape of a pig
I want to cry, look how he's hurting you
Forever, ever mine.

I hope that you have loved me sometime
But now I'm just a pig
I hope that you have loved me sometime
But now I'm just a pig.

Well then came me, nothing but time
Till he came along, I hoped that you'd always be mine
Forever, ever mine
Look at his face, somewhat like mine
But look at his eyes, you can always be sure the he's lying.
Forever, ever mine.

I hope that you have loved me sometime
But now I'm just a pig
I hope that you have love me sometime
But now I'm just a pig

	who needs you
	A boy-to-be who's
	Afraid to be.

Better than him, worthy of you
Given the chance that he had, I know what I'd do.
Forever, ever mine
I call him liar, you call him fun
If I could speak, I'd yell at him loud and I'd run
Forever and forever

I hope that you loved me sometime
But now I'm just a pig
I hope that you loved me sometime
But now I'm just a pig.


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For all of you wondering what the origional lyrics are well here they 
are.


JUST A TOY
Words and Music by Steven Page and Ed robertson

Look at my mouth, a thin painted line
Look at my limbs, bent up and bundled in twine
Forever, ever mine
Form of a tree, shape of a child
I wish I could cry, stuck in a permanent smile
Forever, ever mine

I know you must have loved me sometime
But now I'm just a toy
I know you must have loved me sometime
But now I'm just a toy

First there was me, nothing but time
Till he came along, you told me you'd always be mine
Forever, ever mine
Look at his face, somewhat like mine
But look at his nose, you can always be sure that he's lying
Forever, ever mine

I know you must have loved me sometime
But now I'm just a toy
I know you must have loved me sometime
But now I'm just a toy
			Who needs you
			A boy-to-be who
			Needs to be

Better than him, worthy of you
Given the chance that he had, I know what I'd do
Forever, ever min
I call him liar, you call him son
If I could move, I'd set him on fire and I'd run
Forever and forever

I know you must have loved me somtime
But now I'm just a toy
I know you must have loved me sometime
But now I'm just a toy

Steven Page: toys
with: BG's and yelling by BNL, MPW, John Millard, the Waltons, Bryan 
Adams and his audience.



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